The body of the Subgenius follower of slack differs drastically from
the spiritual and physical construction of the merehuman species.
This is due to the genetic traces left by our YETI ANCESTORS that
show us we are not PINK!. Within the bodily macrocosm of the
descendants of Atlantean Yeti , dwells an independent physical
entity. To the pinks and con dupes, IT is, of course, invisible. When
IT appears to those who are able to allow themselves to see IT, IT
manifests as a thin plume of white smoke ,IT twists and coils
snakelike from the top of the head ,merging with the air ,dancing
with the vaporous extensions of others, in an erotic whirlwind of
spiritual sharing.(SEE 3RD NOSTRIL).For those who are not only able
to see it , but work in harmony with it also , it can bring many
delights. IT, for instance, may take you on journeys beyond the
realms of reality , give you the divine insight into puzzles that
have confused merehumans for generations ,or simply allow you to look
over the garden fence to spot some LITTLE HORNY SEX BITCH sunbathing
naked in the privacy of her own yard , without even leaving the bath.
BEWARE ALL YEA WHO WISH TO TRY THIS OUT !.The body of smoke is fully
detachable and like most of the things you cherish in life others
will want to get their grubbies on it .Keep your eyes open and do not
loose it , you may never be able to get another the right size or
colour !. Without the body of smoke, pstenche divination is almost
impossible and has irregular tendencies as far as prediction goes, if
the body of smoke is happy, the process of looking into the hearts
,minds ,futures and bank balances is made so simple three Portuguese
pygmy steeplejacks could achieve devastating results at only 40* C.
The body of smoke is a two way beacon ,used correctly it is the
guide through the corridors of the unseen, it could also be
considered, an ETHEREAL notice board , upon which one can pin , in
the form of ones pstenche ,a coded message ,revealing the true
elemental status currently underlying the material facade. Used
incorrectly it can designate you as a victim, open to abuse .It will
if not correctly managed, feed you slowly to your PREDATORS one
piece at a time like a bag of chips being fed to the family dog .You
must TAKE THE TIME to become friends with your body of smoke , treat
him nice ,treat her good, love them like you know you should .You
must TAKE THE TIME to learn about your ethereal friend ,you must also
teach them the ways of your world .You must be the greatest of allies
.When you have full confidence in the ability of your body of smoke,
you may wish to come to some kind of MUTUAL AGREEMENT .YES THAT'S
RIGHT , STRIKE A DEAL !.Once a common goal has been worked out
between the two parties it is now possible to accomplish many things
,obtaining SLACK being the prime directive Everyone needs SLACK ,
finding this great commodity can only be described as the GREAT WORK
of all followers of the mighty DOBBSLORD, without SLACK we are no
better than the DUPES and PINKS . THE WAY TO THE BEST RESULT IS TO
EXPECT ONLY THE BEST. At the centre of The body of smoke lies a core
,this is the controversial, GUTLAND .Since the time of the Pharaohs
of Egypt This has been kept a closely and jealously guarded secret,
by the high dishwashers of the inner temple . They have held the
custody of this knowledge for all time and will not be too pleased to
hear of this leakage. Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!. The
GUTGLAND is not recognised by many in occult circles, obviously due
to the fact that this tool is so important to divination they wont
openly recognise it outside their own little temples of terror .They
fear the enpowerment of the masses ,they fear everything they cannot
control ,they fear the power of the gutgland ,THIS IS WHY THEY
DENOUNCE IT'S X-ISTANCE . This is their way of saying "fool, doesn't
know what he's saying" . These are the people who called His
holiness, The Black Bishop of Bavaria, St DAVID IYKE a NUTTER!.THEY
ARE THE FOOLS. Back to the GUTGLAND ,probably the most essential part
of the body of smoke for this is where the whiff-readings are
analysed .THIS is the origin of the noble and ancient term
GUTREACTION. A very basic term for a very intricate set of systems
involving both physical and metaphysical awareness, which when
trained and exercised to its maximum potential can provide an
unparalleled indicator to any situation. Within us all is an essence
of what we were many generations ago, this is the inner
consciousness, this gives us the body of smoke, allow the yeti within
to roam without, in the knowledge that your bond of friendship and
mutual trust, is stronger than any chain forged by any giant dwarf ,
at the furnace within the Earth's belly . Become more than the sum of
the parts...OR KILL ME !.POPE "O.J" Obi Juan Kennedy III.
Sorry for any inconvenience the first posting of this inkrantion may
have caused, I hope it now conforms to your programming !!.
PLEASE DIRECT ALL CORRESPONDANCE TO:-OJK@abyssal.demon.co.uk
thankyou.
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