. The body of the Subgenius follower of slack differs drastically from the spiritual and
physical construction of the merehuman species.
This is due to the genetic traces left by our YETI ANCESTORS that show us we are not
PINK!.
Within the bodily macrocosm of the descendants of Atlantean Yeti , dwells an independant
physical entity.
To the pinks and con dupes, IT is, of course, invisible.
When IT appears to those who are able to allow themselves to see IT, IT manifests as a
thin plume of white smoke ,IT twists and coils snakelike from the top of the head
,merging with the air ,dancing with the vaporous extensions of others, in an erotic
whirlwind of spiritual sharing.(SEE 3RD NOSTRIL).
For those who are not only able to see it , but work in harmony with it also , it can
bring many delights.
IT, for instance, may take you on journeys beyond the realms of reality , give you the
divine insight into puzzles that have confused merehumans for generations ,or simply
allow you to look over the garden fence to spot some LITTLE HORNY SEX BITCH sunbathing
naked in the privacy of her own yard , without even leaving the bath.
BEWARE ALL YE WHO WISH TO TRY THIS OUT !.
The body of smoke is fully detachable and like most of the things you cherish in life
others will want to get their grubbies on it .Keep your eyes open and do not loose it ,
you may never be able to get another the right size or colour !.
Without the body of smoke, pstenche divination is almost impossible and has irregular
tendencies as far as prediction goes, if the body of smoke is happy, the process of
looking into the hearts ,minds ,futures and bank balances is made so simple three
Portuguese pygmy steeplejacks could achieve devastating results at only 40* C .
The body of smoke is a two way beacon ,used correctly it is the guide through the
corridors of the unseen, it could also be considered, an ETHEREAL notice board , upon
which one can pin , in the form of ones pstenche ,a coded message ,revealing the true
elemental status currently underlying the material facade.
Used incorrectly it can designate you as a victim, open to abuse .
It will, if not correctly managed, feed you slowly to your PREDATORS one piece at a time
like a bag of chips being fed to the family dog .
You must TAKE THE TIME to become friends with your body of smoke , treat him nice ,treat
her good, love them like you know you should .
You must TAKE THE TIME to learn about your ethereal friend ,you must also teach them the
ways of your world .You must be the greatest of allies .
When you have full confidence in the ability of your body of smoke, you may wish to come
to some kind of MUTUAL AGREEMENT .
YES THAT'S RIGHT , STRIKE A DEAL !.
Once a common goal has been worked out between the two parties it is now possible to
accomplish many things ,obtaining SLACK being the prime directive .
Everyone needs SLACK , finding this great commodity can only be described as the GREAT
WORK of all followers of the mighty DOBBSLORD, without SLACK we are no better than the
DUPES and PINKS .
THE WAY TO THE BEST RESULT IS TO EXPECT ONLY THE BEST
At the centre of The body of smoke lies a core ,this is the controversial, GUTLAND .
Since the time of the Pharaohs of Egypt This has been kept a closely and jealously
guarded secret, by the high dishwashers of the inner temple . They have held the custody
of this knowledge for all time and will not be too pleased to hear of this leakage .
Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!.
The GUTGLAND is not recognised by many in occult circles, obviously due to the fact that
this tool is so important to divination they wont openly recognise it outside their own
little temples of terror .They fear the enpowerment of the masses ,they fear everything
they cannot control ,they fear the power of the gutgland ,THIS IS WHY THEY DENOUNCE IT'S
X-ISTANCE .
This is their way of saying "fool, doesn't know what he's saying" .
These are the people who called His holiness, The Black Bishop of Bavaria, St DAVID IYKE
a NUTTER!.
THEY ARE THE FOOLS.
Back to the GUTGLAND ,probably the most essential part of the body of smoke for this is
where the whiff-readings are analysed .THIS is the origin of the noble and ancient term
GUTREACTION. A very basic term for a very intricate set of systems involving both
physical and metaphysical awareness, which when trained and exercised to its maximum
potential can provide an unparralleled indicator to any situation.
Within us all is an essence of what we were many generations ago, this is the inner
consciousness, this gives us the body of smoke, allow the yeti within to roam without, in
the knowledge that your bond of friendship and mutual trust, is stronger than any chain
forged by any giant dwarf , at the furnace within the Earth's belly . Become more than
the sum of the parts.
"DO WHAT KEEPEST THOU FROM WILTING ,SHALL BE THE LOOPHOLE IN THE LAW"
....J.R. "BOB" DOBBS.
.......OR KILL ME !
POPE "O.J" Obi Juan Kennedy III.
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