THE VOGON EFFECT...OR HOW TO LIKE YOURSELF MORE..

From: POPE 'O,J' Obi Juan Kennedy III

The situation being normal ,everything should be fine, BUT as normal things
are not all well .

what could the reason be for this dis-ease? Could it be people are not
taking notice of their own gut reactions ? or maybe the knowledge they have
is beyond their understanding and they are troubled by the demons they
create for themselves .You may ask "WHAT DEMONS",and wonder, where are
these little horned devils,but alas, if that's what you are expecting to
find you'll be looking for ever ,or at least until they lock you in a
little room with very thick wallpaper and no window .

The demons one creates for oneself take many varied forms each slightly
more twisted and depraved than the last,with a variety of BAD intention
limited only by the imagination of the tormented individual who is willing
this masochism upon themselves .

DEMONIC SELF DESTRUCTION is not a worthy pastime for the Subgenius follower
of "BOB"it takes up far too much time which could be spent timecontroling
or slacking off .The Subgenius disciple should turn the PINK self
destruction urge into a concentrated stream of SUBGENIUS DEMONIC SELF
CONSTRUCTION ,which ,if applied correctly will build confidence,intellect
and social abilities, making the novice more interesting ,more fun
to be with,ultimately leading to social popularity and a ministerial
position within the church .

In order to reconstruct the self one must first confront the elemental
building blocks of the psyche and question the reason behind their
positions within the mainframe ,once you understand the placing and
function of each individual cerebral microcosm you can begin
removing and replacing the integral fabric of the mind, manipulating the
thought patterns as you see fit ,and not as you are told.

DEMONIC RECONSTRUCTION follows these principles and takes them into the
next level of intellectual metamorphosis.Using the above technique to
identify personality weaknesses the pupil can now evoke the entity needed
to redress the mental balance ,

WARNING.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CORRECT SERIOUS MENTAL IMBALANCE WITHOUT A SUBGENIUS POPE
ON STAND BY !!

STAGE 1
NERVOUSNESS can be controlled and combated simply by pinpointing
the epicentre of the neural misfire within the brain and engaging the
correct benevolent entity to correct\remove the defective part, thus
erasing the embarrasing problem, leaving you free
to start building the rest of your personality into your ideal image.

Now you have overcome the first step and gained the confidence to go a
little further it is now possible to make great leaps forward .This is
achieved by simply and easily KILLING YOURSELF this may sound rather
harsh, but I am not suggesting you remove the spark of life from your
PHYSICAL FORM merely that you erase the brain clutter THEY have
placed in your head ,WHO?..I hear you ask .
At this point I can only say THEY know who THEY are !!!.
Through the act of deprogramming the mind becomes open and all things
contained therein are more easily accessible,even the hidden truths from
our distant interspacial forefathers.These hidden truths (which are only
hidden by our inability to see) are the keys to ZENOSHAMANIC mind and time
control, they open the gates to rich and fruitful pastures in which the
subgenius zenoshaman can bask while his material embodiment goes about the
daily routine of POPELINESS .

STAGE 2
You are no longer apprehensive as you have overcome this with the help of
which ever entity you chose as your guide ,NOW,YOU ARE ABLE TO THROW
YOURSELF TO CERTAIN DEATH FROM THE HIGHEST POINT OF YOUR CONCIOUSNESS INTO
THE ARMS OF "BOB", SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT
IF YOU ARE WORTHY OF SLACK YOU WILL RECEIVE SLACK,
"BOB" WILL CATCH THE WORTHY ONES ,
IF YOU'RE NOT CAUGHT WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE ?..

once you have taken this great step forward in your own evolution you will
be able to see if you truly KILLED YOURSELF or if you have merely been left
to DIE !...

THE WAY OF THE JEDI WARRIOR ZENOSHAMAN OF "BOB"IS NOT A SUNDAY STROLL,
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE MINDMOULDING TECHNIQUE,
GO AWAY AND PREPARE YOURSELF,
THE TIME TO PSYCHOLOGICALY REMOULD YOURSELF IS NOW.
BECOME THE UNBECOME TO BE ALL THINGS SIMULTANEOUSLY.
DIE WITHOUT DYING .

...........OR KILL ME!!.
14 APRIL 1995

POPE 'O,J' Obi Juan Kennedy III
EMPEROR OF THE GREYZONE .

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