Dear Friends:
I'm sure some luck few of you have had the pleasure of witnessing the
'rock group band' GWAR. If so, I'm sure you'll understand that there's
only so much you can 'whiff' off them through tapes, videos, second-hand
stories, etc. But you can get a little stink on you by sending them
e-mail at you@richmond.infini.net -- there's supposed to be some lyrics
and 'stuff' at ftp.vwp.edu but I haven't even looked at it yet.
For those of you who haven't seen GWAR, try to. It's like getting beat
up by a bunch of young white men (and their dates) who look like they
belong at a Star Trek convention while watching real live smelly dieties
and monsters battle it out, all the while raining blood and pee and cum
down on your upturned rapturous face. Well, it's sort of like that, you
have to see it to really understand. I'd like to cast my vote right now
that GWAR play the yakatixma in the SubGenius Movie. They're definitely
in touch with the Zontar frequency, talking about 'where the Master grows
his clones' on this 'mudball planet,' and in one song they talk about
'getting Slack.' They also talk about making love to dead rubber eight
year olds.
I saw them, three times. I convinced Dr. Philo Drummond to see them. I
even paid NENSLO fifteen dollars if he'd watch one of their videotapes,
and he did. So now YOU go out there and support the only band that has a
chance of destroying this planet, GWAR.
Just Trying to Help,
Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite
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