In article <D10sG6.9D1@world.std.com>,
apl@world.std.com (Tony Lawrence) writes:
>Charles Phillip Kalina (ckalina@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu) wrote:
[ snip ]
>: I'm not. I'm on a.f.d-q., and get to participate in this
>: discussion thanks to the crossposting machinations of Barwell.
>
>And are you indeed a "fan" of the one who must certainly qualify as
>the dumbest VP we have ever been cursed with? I certainly would
>not be surprised.
Implicitly rejecting DanFandom prior to understanding it? Is that,
rational?
Statement of Fandom:
| We, those of us who are Fans of Dan, are a diverse group, but we
| are united as one family by our appreciation of the wisdom that
| Dan Quayle brings to the national (U.S.) political stage. Dan
| Quayle taught us that, to avoid being wasteful, we must have minds.
| How true it is! He showed us the importance of precise precision.
| He taught the importance of bondage between a mother and a child.
| Only one who didn't live in this century could have the wisdom to
| see this! True Fans of Dan understand that these are the important
| lessons that our country will need as we enter the solar system.
| Indeed, happy campers we will be as Manifest Destiny takes us from
| the shores of the Atlantic to the slopes of Olympus Mons.
Tom.
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Subject: Re: Are we fans of DON? Fans of DON are we.
From: philo@subg.com
In article <3ddta7$594@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, <subgstang1@aol.com> writes:
/ Hey, give credit where credit's due. Quayle got all those lines from Dobbs
/ back when they were running buddies. Quayle was into 'Frop back then, and
/ Dobbs was -- as now -- the only way to get it. And it shows, doesn't it.
/ Kids, JUST SAY NNHGHt7hguuh
I believe that I can speak for myself and my illustrious friend Janor when
I say that the
only "One True Fan Club" (outside of "Bob", that is) is the Church of DON, that
frop-headed dolt who pee's on "Bob's" Momo's toilet seat and then doesn't
wipe it off
before Mom sits down in the middle of the night. Jeez, what a guy! He's a
Homo Correctus
from way back...when we were both slappin' fish with the bears in the North
Woods. Yeah,
me and Janor got a haircut there once, BUT NEVER AGAIN!! Well, Yeah, Janor
maybe...BUT
NOT ME!! Janor cracked me up when he got his tongue stuck on the walls that
lifted the
"Hall of Time". I fell over laughing until the cops came and arrested us.
But hey just
dumped the stash out on the ground and told us "Merry Christmas". Those
were some cool
cops but that lid cost me $40.
Randomly yours,
Philo, Po'Buckerus Rex
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Subject: Re: Are we fans of DON? Fans of DON are we.
From: mtownsend@interramp.com (Michael Townsend)
In article <3dmo8j$9nd@news.cerf.net>, philo@subg.com wrote:
> ...that lid cost me $40.
Gee, Grandpa, a lid for $40? That's what we pay for a couple of joints
these days. Why can't this old Church of The Subgenius do something about
that, eh?
-MT
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Subject: Re: Are we fans of DON? Fans of DON are we.
From: pdrummond@subg.com
We Church of DON guys are still livin' in the 80's (70's). Oh, and by the
way the Church
WAS gonna do something about it. We planned on seeding every roadside and
esplanade that
we could. Unfortunately, Sphinx smoked the seeds. Got any more?
Philo
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