I think that we should have an entire newsgroup dedicated to that
mastermind of modern music and, apparently, semi-professional wrestler?
Zoogz Rift, come on up here, I know you're there! C'mon, gang, support
one of the geniuses who has once and for good actually killed the
dinosaur that was ROCK and Roll (Not unlike St. George and the
dragon,eh?)
Kid Ginsu, the World's Greatest Sidekick
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Subject: Re: PROPOSAL:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
From: jeff@arh0027.urh.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey D. Rients)
modemac@netcom.com (Modemac) writes:
>Sure, why not. I like ZoogZ more than The-BOB(c), whi is actually a
>false "Bob" and NOT the Pipe-smoking Saint of Sales secretly governing
>the entire Internet.
Here, here! I say up with Zoogz, down with electric socks!
Jeff
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Subject: Re: PROPOSAL:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
From: Eric Bowman <bobo@earthlink.net>
Zoogz is a man who truly deserves his own newsgroup.
I personally named both my children after him.
Cheers,
bobo
--
Eric Bowman Primary but temporary:
bobo@earthlink.net
Esoterotica Research Redundant but permanent: bobo@reed.edu
(310) 399-6740
More primordial than any idea, beauty will be manifest as the herald and
generator of ideas. - Teilhard de Chardin
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From: rubisj@u.washington.edu (Jason Rubis)
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
I second this proposal! Zoogz Rift has done more than anyone else I
MYSELF PERSONALLY KNOW OF to combat insipid bullshit in the world, on the
net, ANYWHERE. This man's vitae reads like your BEST WET DREAM and like
your enemies' MOST BOWEL-LOOSENING NIGHTMARE. He does not spout deadening
pseudo-leftist platitudes; he does not simply talk; he does not simply
act; he LIVES every word he says. Unlike the vapid garbage your friends
listen to, *his* music truly is "alternative", reflecting as it does a unique
and boundless imagination and personality AND talent.
A newsgroup devoted to Zoogz and his works will provide a sanctuary of
sanity in a medium choked with sophomoric dumbfucks who do nothing but
bitch endlessly at each other for saying things the other does not
necessarily agree with.
I say YES to alt.fan.zoogz-rift. LET IT COME DOWN!!!
**********************************************************
/jason rubis
"So what"?
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From: st56t@Rosie.UH.EDU (dolph chaney, international regiment of dolphs)
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
gunther@bga.com (Joe Newman) writes:
> jch9334@is2.nyu.edu says...
>>
>>
>>I think that we should have an entire newsgroup dedicated to that
>>mastermind of modern music and, apparently, semi-professional wrestler?
>>Zoogz Rift
>
>Hell yes! Give me alt.fan.zoogz-rift, and give it to me right
>fucking now!
>
>-Joe Newman
>
huh huh huh, YEAH, huh huh huh, that'd be COOL, huh huh huh...
Butt-Dolph-Head
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From: ObeKOF@world.std.com (Bill T. Miller (BTM))
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
!!!**** 4 outa 5 Doktors agree... (an even a few patients)... Zoogz needs
his own newsgroup! How much longer can this universe survive without
the Zoogzgroup?!?
If Kid Ginsu sez we need ZOOGZ.....we gotta have Zooogz!!!!!
Just listen to what some of Zoogz's mutant fans are saying....
Dad sez.......
>>I got my "Zoogz Rift PromoPak Special Anthology" in yesterday's mail.
Holy shit, this stuff is killer!
You GOTTA own this tape...and the rest of his catalog too. It's PEE-rific.
THEN.......
> Sternodox <glatter@delphi.com> writes:
> >If I had to be stranded on a desert island with only 857 things, 7 of them
> >would have to be: Finnegan's Wake, a grandma-face sandwich, ANY album
> >by 1910 Fruitgum Company, a bullwhip, the entire female population of
> >Paraguay, ALL the frappy, and the Zoogz promo-pack
Then.....
> Don't forget that 24"x48" autographed portrait of La Wanda Page. --Zoogz
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
BTM SEZZZZZZZZ............................Z................................ZZZZ
ZOOOOOOOOOOGZ man- All these endorsements from legendary "doktor' Sternodox
and Slacker than Slack "Hour of Slack" DJ "DAD"........... not to mention all
the assorted groupies and assorted fans drooling over the amazing talents
of Zoogz have not gone unnoticed.................<You've even got the
NetSurf CrossPosting GOD-"Modemac" to play right along with yer newbie
who's bob spoof post...... [as well as buggin' the Zappa and alt. independent
newsgroups- with yer taunting trouble makin' posts!!] ....
.... And as Nenslo said,
"don't apologize" ... in reference to a Zoogz Promo apology post, to which I was
thinkin' ....How can some "dumb-ass" pinkboyz complain about Overpromotion
in a newsgroup dedicated to the "Greatest Salesman" Ever!!!......the one
the only J.R. "BOB" Dobbs?
CAUTION! another ZOOGZ info plug ....not for the meek,
only for the True Slackfux!............
The ZR PromoPak contains:
- a 76 page ZR Press Book (with lots of pictures you can
color-in with crayons)
- a 90 minute "Best of ZR 1986-1992" cassette
- a 120 minute "bootleg" ZR concert & wrestling videotape
- color snapshots (one is personally autographed)
- a groovy teen-age Shitheads STICKER for your high
school locker or notebook (should help get you laid)
and - a FREE 1995 ZR CASSETTE CATALOG!!!
Anybody interested should cut me a check and mail to: ($12? on sale-hurry)
ZOOGZ RIFT c/o KOTP, PO Box 18765, Encino, CA 91416-8765 USA,
and I'll get one out to you right away.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
!!!!!!********BTM Sezzzzz-"I can't wait to ZOOGZ out,man!!!"*******!!!!!!
(The cassette says 86-92, what the latest Zoogz stuff [92-95] ......
enquiring alt.slack mindz STILL wanna know????)
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
Contact with snail mail address for "FREE GIFT" sticker and info!
Via Telephone= 1-(617) LICK OBE (24 HR answering machine)
Via Snail= BTM/Extraterrestrial Records/BOX 221/Boston,MA 02123
Via Email= ObeKOF@world.std.com or ObeKOF@cyberden.com
FTP> ftp.std.com/vendors/ObeKOF-Noise (sound files/pix/text)
WWW> ftp://ftp.std.com/vendors/ObeKOF-Noise (link from yer www page)
Check out alt.sex.extraterrestrial for more OBE and KOF!
SSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
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From: ricky@usenet.nerdc.ufl.edu (St. Ain-Soph)
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Nyes! We MUST have a GOD DAMN SHRINE for the man -- the LEGEND
that is Zoogz Rift! This man is FOR REAL. I have his Promo Pak and
It was the EPIPHANY of the AMERICAN PUKE ISLAND DREAM. He *is* a
GREAT guitar-player and singer. He *is* a TRUE UNDERGROUND musician.
He *is* (or was) a pro wrestling manager::: It just proves once
again, that:
WHEN THE GOING GETS WEIRD THE WEIRD TURN TO PRO-WRESTLING!
I've got a *blessed* SIGNED picture of Zoogz in his Liquid Moamo
costume and another of him standing next to The Warlord (a pro
wrestler.) You'd never "dis" that Warlord dude I tell you AND
you better not DIS HIS MANAGER. Ok, for you "intellectual" Unix
Sysadmins, the "manager" is this MONTEBANK (look it up, FOOL!)
who stands next to the wrestler and TALKS him up. Zoogz introduces
The Warlord as "the Man of the 21'st Century" -- and Zoogz is
dressed in a Crowley Cultist robe...
But the REAL ZOOGZ is Zoogz the musician. He's compared to
Frank Zappa. HELL. Compare him to Emile Zola and Camille
Saint-Saens (with two dots over the e.) What I'm telling you is
that Emile Zola wrote J'Accuse and the whole twenty-two volume
'friggin Roquart-Marchand series or whatever it's called.
Zola was BANNED in his time! I'm right! Zola was BANNED and
Zoogz is BANNED because Zoogz has tapes and records -- YOU CAN
BUY THEM -- called Island of Living Puke (he hates the suburban
mentality) and Die, You Cretinous Bastards and Fuck God Fuck Your
Mother Fuck <something-or-other> Fuck You.
This is NOT the nice PREPACKAGED DESIGNER LABEL angst and rebellion
being sold out of every shopping mall in AmeriKKKa today. And his
music is ORIGINAL -- he has a trombone and accordion player in the
band when he did the gig in Germany -- THEY PLAYED POLKA MUSIC!
Or a very DERANGED kind of polka music. His group ("The Shit Heads")
includes a xylophone player who is REALLY GOOD -- not SHITTY at all.
Zoogz sings in an operatic voice sometimes for effect. THIS IS
THE MUSIC CONGRESS DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR.
I'm running out of steam, folks. The Saint-Saens comparison
is because of Saint-Saens UNCONVENTIONAL Symphony in two movements
-- the second movement with a GOD DAMN CHURCH ORGAN! Saint-Saens
'friggin IGNORED the whole sonata format. What a SLEAZEBALL!
"We must destroy art before art destroys US!" (Zoozg Rift)
And Zoogz is the ARCHTYPICAL SUBGENIUS -- as if that were EVEN
POSSIBLE -- Zoogz is the ONLY THING THAT STANDS BETWEEN US
AND A THOUSAND YEAR RIECH OF REPUBLICANISM!!! CREATE HIS NEWSGROUP!!!
.......................TEAR.ALONG.THE.DOTTED.LINE.......................
Epopt of the Exploding Head of JFK Licensed to blaspheme the Gods!
My skull is bigger on the inside than the outside!
Send $1 to SubGenius Foundation, P.O. Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214
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From: blairb@eden.rutgers.edu (Blair Buscareno)
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL:alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Y'know...
I've never even *heard* Zoogz Rift's stuff, but after reading his
posts to various newsgroups I think the guy deserves a group of his own. He's
a fantastic personality (and a helluva nice guy when you e-mail him.)
Count me in.
Blair Buscareno
The Teen Scene
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