Over the past few months, I've been buying the products produced by
our Yeti brethren and sistren here on alt.slack. I will say that,
without fail, everything I've bought has been a massively entertaining
tour-de-force. If you aren't buying, you're wasting your money.
Nenslo's cranky rantings, Carey's mind-boggling Orange Grain System,
Candi's insightful "Confused Pet Monthly", Tarla's beautiful poetry,
Zoogz's jaw-droppingly-amazing jazz, Montykins's cartoon analysis ...
I'm serious, every one of these creative giants deserves at least
twice what they ask for their works. AT LEAST. You are a fool if
you don't plunk a couple bucks down on each and every one of these.
But think about it. How much does a month of cable TV cost? $20 - $30.
Is there ever anything on worth watching? No. Now how much SubGenoid
material can you get for $20 - $30? Lots of good stuff, that's how much.
For $36, you can buy the main product from each of the Yeti I named
above.
Or you could buy 2.5 CDs by Kurt Cobain wannabes. Look, you know what
you're going to get if you buy CDs at Record Town: perhaps a toe-tapper
or two, but mostly a lot of music that doesn't do much for you. OR,
you can order from Fellow Mutants, and prepare to have your mind blown.
Sure, you don't know *exactly* what you're getting, but isn't that half
the excitement? How do you know that one of Tarla's poems won't contain
just the right words to tell your S.O. how much they mean to you? Or
that Zoogz won't play just the right riff to suddenly make your world
make sense to you again?
Oh, and buying straight from Stang is a sure winner too. We on
alt.slack have the great fortune that Stang can sense our Pstenches more
accurately, so as to pick out the very best Hours of Slack for each of us.
Really, there's no choice: Buy SubGenius!
And, all of ye who have something to sell: please post an ad on this
thread. I'll start it off by posting the Sacred P. O. Box:
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SUPERIOR MUTANTS!
Vengeance on the Pink Boys, Mediocretins and normals who brought this
crumbling technocracy is *condoned* by this anti-religion of the future.
The Church of the SubGenius is an empire of "unpredictables" on a rampage
of strangeness. Indulge your abnormality! Insane priesthood ordination
and weird-ass propaganda $1.
The SubGenius Foundation
P. O. Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214
Original file name: SubGenius - Your Best Entertain
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