SECULAR ATAVISM

Subject: Re: Snot of Jesus?
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)
Date: 4 Apr 1995

Steve Phillips (zaius@teleport.com) wrote:
: I've seen stuff about 'Free Snot of Jesus' by a thing called 'Universal
: Secular Atavism' or something similar. Is this entertaining-or a waste of
: time? Has anyone seen any of their stuff. It looks like there might be a
: gold mine of Bulldada there.

Your opinion of it will depend on whether or not you think it's
funny to mock Jesus. If you think making fun of Jesus requires any wit
or intelligence, or there's anything ORIGINAL about it, you will think
Secular Atavism is REAL COOL. If you think throwing rocks at the BIGGEST
TARGET IN WESTERN CULTURE requires any kind of skill at all you will
probably like Secular Atavism. If you are not a TOTALLY INTOLERANT OLD
PSYCHO LIKE NENSLO you might actually get a chuckle out of it.
I do like their pro-trilobite slant.

Mr "It all sucks"
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Subject: Re: Snot of Jesus?
From: froggy@praline.no.NeoSoft.com (Carlos May)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.secular.atavism

The Secular Atavist newsgroup (alt.religion.secular.atavism) is
still in existance, although not much of anything goes on there any more.
It turns out that Secular Atavism really was the one true religion, and
all the Secular Atavists were raptured up back around November. I
corrisponded briefly with Scribe Ortho-Priapas (?) shortly before the
rapture. I sent him some Get Out Of Purgatory Free cards (of the
True Church of the Great Green Frog, which is CURRENTLY the one true
religion), but I never got the Cross-Boy Snot or stuff I was supposed to
have been sent.

I wonder what church keeps vials of actual smegmata of the Virgin?

Frater Frogalogus
froggy@neosoft.com

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