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Subgenius CD Catalog

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The Subgenius Show - Clip Compilations
The Subgenius Show - Edited
Janor Hypercleets

Note - Subgenius tapes have been discontinued, tapes are slowly going to be migrated to cd. We use Memorex blank disks sent in paper envelopes with clear plastic windows,. Initialed 'PN' on labels for unique authenticity. All prices include shipping and handling, sent first class. Turnaround time is 1-4 weeks depending on busy-ness and size of order. An extra $3 per order will be requested for all orders outside the U.S. All goods are considered thank you gifts for donations made toward supporting these creative projects.

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Subgenius Show disks come with half printed half neatly hand-printed color labels click here for picture.

The Subgenius Show - Clip Compilations

• Vintage Show Vol. 1
  This series delves into the earlier days of The Show, back when NOTHING made sense!! Not a second is wasted! Horrifyingly frenetic rants, noise, and relentless media barrages, mile-a-minute stream of consciousness riffs and impromptu reverbed routines. Explore the hoary netherworld of the show-dimension with Dr. Howll, Puzzling Evidence, Moebius Rex and others! Unknown exact dates, but from the psychic pstench of this tape, it's probably mid to early 80's. On 1 cd (60 min.)

• Vintage Show Vol. 2
  This is a real crazymaking cd that came out GREAT! VERY fast and relentless, quite representative of what the show was like over 15 years ago with Gary G'Broagfran, Philo Drummond, G. Gordon Gordon, Glassmadness and Moebius Rex (Bob Nelson). on 1 cd (60 min.)
  
  Includes:


• Material from 1985
• A call to Onan Canobite
• Pyroflatulating alligators
• Henbane omelettes
• A UMN invasion
• Calls from Suicide Man
• Rue ('Why are you trying to kill me?') Mouse
• Hal sermons
• The secret of "Bob"'s pipe
• Speed-eating screaming echoing voices from dark dimensions beyond human reality

Also lots of stuff from November 1982 broadcasts from Green Hell that truly defy description!

WARNING!! LISTENING TO THIS ENTIRE CD REPEATEDLY FOR 6 DAYS STRAIGHT ON LSD MAY RESULT IN YOUR NOT BEING ABLE TO*STOP* HEARING THE SHOW! PHINEAS NARCO CAN NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR INDUCED PSYCHOSIS, SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION, BLEEDING EYEBALLS, LEVITATION, PYROFLATULATION, STIGMATA, SEIZURES, HEART ATTACKS, LOSS OF BOWEL CONTROL, MIGRAINE HEADACHES, VISIONS, TREMORS, INVOLUNTARY EJACULATION OR OTHER DELETERIOUS EFFECTS TO THE LISTENER'S MENTAL OR PHYSICAL HEALTH RESULTING FROM THE UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THIS AUDIO CASSETTE! (Great for children!)-BUY THIS TAPE OR DIE TRYING !-YIYIYIYIY!!!

• The "Best" of The Subgenius Show Vol. 2
  

  "I've Fallen and I can't get up!" First BEST OF tape with a 'Narcollage' intro. Reaction to this installment has been the best. On 1 cd (60 min.)

  
  Includes:

  • Hear church secrets of "Bob"'s immaculation revealed!
  • Lots of barnyard and 'blue' humor (not for our more delicate listeners!)
  • More Monster stuff!
  • Take an acid trip flashback to the 60's and play with Kennedy's brain!
  • Thrill to Frank Bent's follies and feel the lash of Zorro as you become Mr. Roger's personal sex slave!
  • Dear Dr. Animal!
  • More!
    
    

  HIYIYIYILY RECOMMENDED!!

  
  MORE SUBGENIUS SHOW COMPILATIONS ARE TO COME AS THEY ARE SLOWLY TRANSFERRED FROM PHINEAS' TAPES TO DISK...

• The Tarzan Show - (6/24/94)
  The main part of this show is the Doktors watching, and narrating, a Tarzan movie being played on Channel 44 at the time. Listen to the jibbering, drooling Brain of a Bobbie, a Greek history lesson, Aunt Bertha remembers the future plus lots of Tarzan riffing..this is really the first SMT2K without the video as they realize for the first time they can actually do this. Newly remastered to cd.On 1 cd (60 min.)

• The Dead Nixon Show - 46/28/94)
  This'll knock your Dick in the dirt! Puzzling and Hal pay their tribute to the passing of a great Ammmmmmuuuhhherican, Tricky Dick Nixon himself and to the end of an error, uh, era. Lots of great Puzzling Evidence Nixon collage material..a very well prepared and executed show, also extremely funny in an irreverent black humor sort of way. Nixon fans as well as detractors will want to palpate, clutch and salivate over this tape for generations to come! - On 1 cd (60 min.)

• The Janor Device - The Millennium Edition
  Re-mastered special edition, source audio taken from original reel-to-reel masters, re-edited by Janor Hypercleets in 2001 and produced by Phineas Narco, high quality! No more bad multigenerational dubs! First time ever on cd! Click here for picture of affixed label.- 74 min.

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