Fools' Press is still settling down after its traumatic, if highly
slackful, move from Dallas to Seattle. We hope to get FULL UseNet access
soon, but in the meanwhile we can make an announcement or two...
POSTCARD SALE EXTENDED!
Due to popular demand, Fools' Press will continue its utterly hamster-
brained POSTCARD SALE for ONE MORE MONTH! Yes, you can get eight, count
them, EIGHT postal-searing postcards for ONE DAMN' DOLLAR. It doesn't get
any cheaper than this! Get stocked up on the sacred icons of the Church
just in time for X-Day... or *send* them to friends, enemies, and total
strangers for total brain-cleavage and gut blowout.
Current postcard designs:
* Everything Points to "Bob" = "My slack, yer money, WATTA TEAM!"
* Once You Sample This Comfort = Work vs. Slack, which do you choose?
* Dinner time, Wotan! = The planet never looked so good...
* Hit the HEAD = Do not ask for whom the head was launched...
* ...You're NEXT!!! = The bleeding eyesocket in the Pyramid
* Good FROP, Bad FROP = Contortions of frapulistic passion
* Another Wrong-Headed Idea = Anti-Trevino Public Service Message
* The Ultimate Hamburger = Don't just eat that sacred cow...
* Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialism = the Dobbs of Liberty
* It was NheeGhee = Scare your friends with this visage!
Or specify "sampler" and get an assortment of cards, customized for your
Nental Ife's bliss-inducement circuits. IT'S THAT SIMPLE! All cards imbued
with distilled soul essence from carnivorous dinosaurs and come with a
reservoir tip, to keep sensitve information "sensitive". Imbue your postal
carrier with superstitious awe--get your own set of Fools' Press postcards
NOW.
Yers in HUNGH,
Rev. Sheldon der Wehr
Popess Lilith von Fraumench
PS: Many thanks to Orton Nenslo for his assistence... SEND HIM A DOLLAR,
ALREADY.
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