"Computer Confessional" |
"I come not forgive your sins, but to justify them"- J.R."Bob" Dobbs
IT'S SO EASY!
1. CLICK HERE and a specially personalized page will open up on which you can type your email letter to Papa Joe (PapaJoeMom@aol.com)
2. Type your confession. Simply list your sins. Let it all spill out.
3. Push the 'SEND NOW' button.
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
Don't leave out any of the juicy details. Holding back on "Bob" is punishable by death and eternal damnation. Your official excuse, unofficial absolution and/or "Dobb's Approved penance" will be e-mailed back to you after I confer with my panel of experts and the psychic 8-ball for a proper response. (It may take a couple of weeks due to the backlog.) -- "Papa" Joe Mama.
"It is better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do." (Ancient Proverb)