Suicide Chump Haiku

From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)

You took lots of pills
Then you told everyone
Suicide Poseur

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

Alone in darkness
pull the trigger and you miss
try aiming next time

From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>

You jump off a roof
Almost make it to the ground
Get hit by a bus

From: Ian_Anderthal <l_ron_hubbard_@hotmail.com>

Jump down off the chair
Land despondent on carpet
Better shorten Rope.

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Ian Anderthal

*****
"You should be made to bob for onion rings with your penis. Spear them
little babies, win valuable prizes. Don't worry, we'll pull the basket
up before you get done to a golden turn. You can even eat the breaded
skin. I'd say we should get to the bottom of all this, except we're
already THERE. Christ, I'd rather play nude corn oil Twister with
Pavarotti and Dr. Laura. No joy in THAT, either." - - - - Hellpope
Huey, alt.slack
******

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Original file name: Suicide Chump Haiku - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:36