Parable of You and "Bob" and the Sheep

From: Onan Canobite <onan@subgenius.com>

One day you and "Bob" were out minding the sheep in the fields. You saw one of the sheep with its head caught in a fence; it wasn't hurt, but it couldn't get out. You pointed it out to "Bob."

"Bob" said 'hmmm,' then ran over and grabbed it on its flank. With all his might, he started fucking that stuck sheep. He fucked it for about ten minutes straight, then turned back and looked at you.

"Care to have a go?" "Bob" said, and him being such a good salesman you said 'well... okay...'

"Bob" said "Then drop your pants and go stick your head in that fence."

- O.

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