Jesus Is A Penis

From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

Jesus is a penis, a lingus, a dingus;
Fellatio not cunnilingus!
A wild willy weenus
Annointing you with oil,
You can fire that old moyle
Cause Jesus will heal your boil
And you'll have moreskin
On your foreskin
A penis just like Jesus
Ressurected like an erection
Tne seed of Yahweh In the Earth
Cause His momma never gave birth
And He's hanging with a Mary
So you know He ain't no fairy
Contrary to the Adversary
You know He likes to eat
And I'd like to rub His feet
At dinner, He's a winner
He's risen
Like bread
So you know He aint not dead
His flesh is sweet
like meat,
and a holy grail vino
to go with holy dough, you know
Like a sandwich from Gino's
Pizzeria mamma mia
Diggin' that vagia pecis
He's precious and precocious
Rappin' that holy gnosis
Fuggaget about keepin' kosher
And blowin' another Shofer
It's what goes out, not what goes in
That makes what it is a sin
You can say it's just a fantasy
And then I'll call you a Pharisee
Stop sinnin', no kiddin'
Or you won't get eternal livin'
In His daddy's many homes,
You be in a stoney hole, holmes!
Just a bag of bones --
No television or phone!
Money ain't that funny
Just a matter of Mammon
We're jammin' --
against Caesar
To Hell with that old geezer!
Wait till you get crucified a coupla times,
You might lose your mind and find
You know what it feels like in Hades
Without no ladies; just scabies;
Like a leper without a lingam
By golly gumbo jingham
The prasin we'll be singin'
The demons?
We'll fling 'em
Into the River of Fire
With the Liar in the pyre
Gonna get higher
Than heaven
And let the bakers use their leven
Eat my crackers
you slackers
The number is 777
666 is sick sick sick
The Beast is just a prick
But Jesus is a penis
a lingus, a dingus;
Fellatio not cunnilingus!

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Original file name: Jesus Is A Penis - converted on Friday, 29 June 2001, 22:36