"Fuck this shit," stated Jones as he slowly withdrew the 80-foot
length of rusty barbed wire from the throat wound of his recently
disemboweled next-door neighbor. Jones had spent the past month
methodically disemboweling each and every denizen of his middle-class
neighborhood, beginning with those on the outskirts and slowly
working his way toward the community's center. He was aided in this
venture by the fact that the victims were all dead, having
unwittingly consumed a dizzying variety of lethal compounds dumped
into the community water supply by Jones, who was a night watchman at
the local waste treatment plant. As Jones struggled to pull the
barbed wire from the corpse's neck he suddenly developed an
overwhelming desire to fuck the beckoning throat wound. Unwilling or
unable to forestall this desire, Jones immediately shed himself of
pants and underwear alike and inserted his diseased member into the
jagged wound, impaling his throbbing choad on several of the spiked
protuberances emanating from the twisted shaft of the barbed wire.
Jones' excitement was rapidly diminishing in direct correlation to
the pain he was beginning to experience as a result of having his
penis pierced by rusty metal. The more Jones struggled, the more his
frantic gesticulations resulted in ever-widening tears in the skin of
his by now rather flaccid member. Then all of a sudden he got real
hard again by magic and started fucking the corpse's throat again
real hard. Then just as he was getting ready to cum, he reached in
and pulled a handful of turds out of the corpse's guts. Then he
dragged the corpse over to the other house by his and found a bunch
more dead bodies. Then this secret radiation in this laboratory made
Jones grow fifty hundred thousand mutant dicks out of his own throat
and he cut most of them off but they all came to life and started
buttfucking everybody who wasn't living in the town that was all
dead! Then Jones became the creator of all matter and time due to a
mistake in the fabric of the universe, and he started to buttfuck his
own throat after he used solid-platinum barbed wire to gash a big
hole in it. Then he started cumming again, but it wasn't cum this
time, it was a mixture of arsenic, blood, cum, shit, piss, vaginal
juice, acid, enema-bag stuff, blister juice, rabies foam, sewer
sludge, solid fart juice, cum that had been felched out of a dead
Rabbi's butthole, shit that was out of one asshole and then forcibly
rammed into another asshole and then shit back out again. Then he ate
all that stuff except the arsenic which he took to the next town's
water supply where he did it all over again, forever, for all
eternity to all the people who ever were born and who ever lived on
earth and all the alternative earths in every dimension in the
multiverse.
The End
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