Once upon a time was this very cute little girl that had beautiful
red hair and freckles and loved flowers and cute bunnies and stuff
but she wasn't really a girl at all but was a giant heroin addict
faggot Mexican dog rapist pornographic filmmaker that lived in Canada
with eighteen dead nurse corpses that he had killed and skinned alive
and wore the skin of like Ed Gein except he wasn't really a man who
lived in Canada but was actually this huge brown puddle of
intelligent wino vomit that had come to life through radiation and
decided to attack the town where nobody lived anymore which totally
pissed the vomit-creature off so he called in reinforcements in the
form of zombie legions created from the effluvia residing in all the
septic tanks in the world that just all happened to be totally full
at the time and the magic that the creature did brought all the shit
and piss and vomit and used tampons and flushed hampsters and
goldfish and diarreah and blood from a pussy and from a bunch of
other pussies and the vomit and other stuff from a toilet creatures
attacked the first creature who turned into this insane bus driver by
magic but didn't really want to but he accidently buttfucked all the
passengers on the bus while it was raining testicles that had been
cut off from every man who lived in Asia and Africa but not any of
the other places because Hitler and Genghis Khan teamed up with a
time machine and got these mad scientists to invent the machine that
would do it but it didn't actually get every man on both those
continents because two of them escaped but they both had this disease
that you get of living in the jungle for too long and drinking the
disease water from the river and their dicks and balls grew up large
because of elephantiasis and when one of the creatures saw their
giant balls and dicks it started a cult that would worship them and
all the other creatures and the aliens who were here in secret
started jacking each other off in worship of the two guys from Africa
who were dead by that time because the infection had reached their
brain before they could get a shot from the doctor who had the right
medicine but the medicine was in the closet when the air conditioning
went out and it got too hot and changed into another chemical form
that got injected by these two guys who shot up anything they could
get their hands on and had broke into the place where the drugs were
stored except just when they injected it into their eyeballs a giant
secret government UFO crash-landed on the house and killed them both
along with everybody on earth because of the giant cobalt bomb on the
UFO that nobody was supposed to know about but the congressman from
the eighteenth disctrict of Puerto Rico had really found out about it
and committed suicide because of it and came back as a real zombie
and had a dick twelve feet long and put it in his own butt and
buttfucked himself till the earth actually got destroyed and then God
and Satan found him and cut his dick off and put it in a sandwich and
ate it all up.
The End
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