One time there was this one guy who pushed the button on this machine
he found and it destroyed the entire universe. Then Wotan, who was
shoving his buttplug in at the moment, saw it and brought everything
back by magic. Then this super demonic reptile guy created a time
warp and it sucked all the black holes into it and killed every
sentient being in the universe. Then a scientist who had miraculously
escaped destruction discovered that there were actually over a
billion hundred universes but his evil partner got ahold of the
equation and created a bomb that destroyed every one of the
universes. But this other scientist in another dimension used magic
to turn all the destroyed universes of the other dimension into
mirror images of the ones in his dimension so everybody was brought
back and every thing was too. Then Satan started buttfucking a poodle
but the poodle was really the essense of reality and it started a
chain reaction that negated the existence of time itself. Suddenly
this one kid who had been jacking off while the universes were being
destroyed slipped through a discontinuation singularity and was still
alive but died seconds later because he appeared in a remote corner
of the anti-universe that hadn't been destroyed and there wasn't any
air there and was a vacuum. But his cum that squirted out just when
he died lived for just enough time to be swept up in a vast cloud of
cosmic awareness that was sweeping through the anti-sphere where time
and space didn't exist. But this one demi-god got some of the cum in
his nose and he threw up because of it and his vomit became the only
matter left in the galaxy. Then the solar system slipped through a
negative zone and became anti-matter but all the humans were dead so
it couldn't kill them. Then every single atom in every single
universe and dimension turned to real runny diarreah and spewed forth
out of this huge robot's asshole that had existed since before time
began. Suddenly everything contracted into a reductionist discrepancy
that proved Euclid's fifth postulate is undecidable. Then the king of
all the gods began buttfucking all the dead humans, but he didn't
realize that the points and lines of Euclidean geometry provide one
kind of extension of the notions of "point" and "line"; the points
and lines of non-Euclidean geometry, another, which caused him to
accidently stick his anti-matter dick into his own throat wound. Then
this other guy who always thought of proteins as programs in the
"machine language" of the cell (the cell itself being the processor)
and since cum is mostly made of protein, he could use the
differentiation parameters of unctional fusion to summarize the
subunits of self-replicating neural overlap to buttfuck himself in
the mouth with Wotan's dick.
The End
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THERE MR G. GORDON FUCKING NUCLEAR ROCKET SCIENTIST GORDON!
Try to find scientific inconsistency or literary fault in THIS
story you fuckwad. I did my research quite well indeed, you'll
have to admit.
Rev. M'muh (the amputation formerly known as Sterno) who is currently
BACK on top of the literary heap.
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