Once upon a time there was this one guy who had to take a shit real
bad. He'd eaten a bunch of cheap canned chili too, so he knew it was
going to stink like a motherfucker. But he had to shit so bad he
couldn't even wait till he got home. So he pulled off on this dirt
road and put his car in park and got out and pulled his pants down
and took the biggest shit of his life. But he shit right on this
radioactive meteorite that had just landed and it had a bunch of
cesium and strontium and californium and a bunch of other isotope
stuff that man had never discovered and when the guy's shit came in
contact with it, it assumed a horrible semblance of life and it
walked like a man. So then the radioactive shitbeing grabbed the guy
and buttfucked him with a twelve-foot long dick that was made of
shit. Meanwhile, there was this other guy who was thinking about
becoming a homo but he only liked to stick shit up his dick and had
only done that for his whole life. So the radioactive shitbeing used
mental telepathy and found out about that guy and decided that he
would buttfuck everybody in the world except that one guy. So the
shitbeing began to walk towards town, leaving a trail of runny shit
and turds with stuff that looked like peanuts but was really some
alien intestinal stuff. So the shitbeing grabbed everybody he saw on
the way to town and buttfucked them with his dick made of shit. First
he grabbed this one guy and the guy screamed in horror and pain as
the twelve foot turd cock entered into his rectum that had little
fissures in it anyway. The tissue of the rectum began to tear as the
microbes infesting the shit that the shitbeing's dick was made of
rapidly infected the guy's asshole who was being buttfucked. He
screamed and screamed and finally the shitbeing was getting ready to
cum only instead of cum coming out of his dick that was made of shit,
it was diarreah that came out. But by this time, the guy that he was
buttfucking was dead. But some of the radiation from the shitbeing's
shit-cum got in the guy's bowels and it made his shit come to life
too. So they both became good friends and had sandwiches together and
played poker and stuff but they still were going around buttfucking
all the humans. But then it happened over and over until everybody on
earth was nothing but walking radioactive shitbeings. All except that
one guy who liked to put shit in his dick. And the shitbeings would
never ever buttfuck him in the asshole or even in the dick because
they wanted to torture him for all eternity. But one day the guy
captured one of the shitbeings and made him buttfuck him in the dick
and when the diarreah came spurting out of the shitbeing's dick that
was made out of shit, it came out with such force that it blew the
guy's head off. Then all the shitbeings jacked off all at the same
time and when they squirted diarrhea out of their dicks they all ate
each other's diarrhea.
The End
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