Once upon a time there was this one family that had a series of
socially disfunctional traits, not the least of which was their
penchant for capturing hitchhikers, taking them home and buttfucking
them before skinning them alive and making hitchhiker pot pie out of
what remained of their mutilated corpses. One day the dad, whose name
was Hambone, was driving home after a hard day at the charcoal
factory and he saw these three hitchhikers that were on their way to
a Debbie Boone concert over to the next county. Hambone pulled his
'62 Dodge van over and the three hitchhikers, who were all Southern
Baptists and mildly retarded, piled in, each clutching a Debbie Boone
album brought along in the hope that Ms. Boone would sign them.
"Thank you for picking us up and praise Jesus," said the first one as
he climbed in. "You're welcome," said Hambone, reaching out a hand to
help each of the hitchhikers into the van. As soon as they were in,
Hambone closed the door, reached into the glove compartment and
whipped out a snubnosed .38 revolver. Then he killed the hitchhikers
and started to buttfuck their corpses right there on the side of the
road. Meanwhile, about twenty miles away, Debbie Boone's tour bus had
broken down and she was going to be late for the concert. Luckily a
Montana state trooper offered to give her a ride, but when they were
driving past Hambone's van, it was parked too close to the road so
the trooper asked Debbie Boone if it was alright to stop and give it
a ticket. After Debbie Boone said it would be OK, the trooper went
over to the van and noticed a huge pool of blood underneath it and
that it was rocking back and forth and that there was severe moans
coming from inside. The door wasn't locked so the trooper opened it
just as Hambone was about to stick his dick into the throat slit he'd
carved into the neck of one of the hitchhikers. "Holy shit," yelled
the trooper, but Hambone was so engrossed in his pleasure taking that
he didn't even notice. Suddenly the trooper realized he'd always
wanted to buttfuck a dead body while another man fucked a throat
wound on the same body, so he climbed into the van and started
putting his dick into the asshole of the dead hitchhiker. After about
twenty minutes, Debbie Boone got to wondering where the trooper had
got off to and began to worry that she would be late for the concert
and dissapoint all her many fans. So she got out of the car and
walked over to the van and looked in and saw what was happening. At
first she was freaked out about seeing a state trooper buttfucking a
dead person while another guy fucked him in the throat, but then she
started to get a little turned on by it. Then she got the idea that
she would take a shit while laying on her stomach so that the shit
would go all over her butt and legs and then jump on top of the
trooper and Hambone and get shit all on them and then pee on them and
then masturbate to it. But before she could do it a dumptruck pulled
up that was driven by Hambone's oldest son who was named Archibald.
Archibald pulled the dumptruck up to the van and walked over just as
Debbie Boone was shitting into the air and it came back down and
landed on her butt. Archibald yelled into the van, "Hey Dad, I got a
dumptruck full of dead policemen and I'm going over to Gramma's house
and there's going to be a party and we're all going to buttfuck
them." Hambone and the trooper, who had by that time become good
friends, stopped fucking the corpse and decided to go with Archibald.
But when they saw Debbie Boone laying in the middle of the highway
with shit and pee all over her they decided to postpone their plan
for a few minutes and buttfuck her. After all three of them had
buttfucked Debbie Boone, they all went to Gramma's house and took
turns buttfucking the four dozen dead policemen that were in
Archibald's dump truck.
The End
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