Once upon a time there was these eighteen guys who weren't real homos but pretended that they were in order to get in this club where some of the homos liked to buttfuck a dead poodle on video. So they all went down to that club one night but the dead poodle was starting to get rotten and also rigor-mortised and so none of the guys could get their dick in the poodle's rectum except this one who had a tiny, almost microscopic dick. But just as he was bragging about how he could still fuck the dead poodle, the police raided the club and had permission from the mayor to machine gun everybody there. But this one guy who didn't know anybody and wasn't a homo and just stopped in for a hamburger and french fries and a Dr. Pepper had on a bullet proof vest and also had a gun that shot bullets made out of atomic LSD and pepper spray. So he started in shooting all the cops and missed a couple of them but got in a few good shots and shot one in the eye and all the rest that he hit he shot in the dick. And when the cops started getting off on the LSD and also started burning all over their skin because of the pepper spray some of them took off their clothes and screaming. But all of the sudden somebody brought in another dead poodle to replace the rotting one and he didn't know what was going on till it was too late and he got caught in the crossfire and got twenty hundred bullets in the leg, dick and tongue. But one of the bullets accidentally had a antidote for the pepper spray on it so he just got to trip a little bit off the LSD and didn't get his skin burned but he died about four seconds later. Pretty soon everybody was either tripping or bleeding to death or in horrible agony or already dead and the ones that were tripping saw the new dead poodle and all started a giant war to see who would get to buttfuck it first. Then the mayor, who was a part-time homo, came by to see how his plan was coming along and he passed a law that said the mayor could buttfuck dead poodles before anybody else. But just when he was starting to buttfuck the dead poodle, one of the policemen who was tripping and also almost bleeding to death decided that he wanted to buttfuck the poodle before he died and so he shot the mayor with a bullet that didn't have LSD but just had pepper spray on it. But the mayor died just when the lights went out for five seconds and the cop started to buttfuck what he thought was the dead poodle but was really the dead mayor. But then the power company got the lights turned back on and when the cop saw that he wasn't fucking the poodle but instead had his dick in the mayor's butt, he decided to commit suicide. But he died before he could. Then another truck driver came in for a hamburger but got grossed out on all the dead people and blood and stuff and went to Arby's instead and had a roast beef sandwich.
The End
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