Once upon a time this little girl named Suzy lived in a cozy cottage
and had a cute little kitten named Fluffy that she petted and brushed
all the time and nothing bad ever happened to her. But right next
door there was a family that was retarded and cannibals and they had
a laboratory that they experimented on animals and stuff in. One day
Luther, the dad of the cannibal family, came home with a sack full of
cute bunnies. All of the kids in the family jerked the bunnies out of
the bag and bit the heads off of them all and got the blood all over
their selves and also all over the floor. But the Mom of the cannibal
family got mad at this and had a chainsaw that she started and ripped
the guts out of each of her children with the chainsaw. When Luther
saw this he got real mad too and grabbed the chainsaw from the wife,
but he grabbed where the sharp part was and it was still on so it cut
all his fingers off. He screamed and the bones were sticking out.
Then all of the sudden a giant time warp came and these creatures
that had eighty hundred heads on their dick came through the time
warp. But the Mom was too drunk and spinned around and cut sixty
hundred of the heads off of the creature's dicks and their blood was
green and got mixed in the red blood of the cannibal kids. But just
then Fluffy got out and Suzy ran next door to find her and looked
through the front window of the cannibal family house and saw all the
pretty colors that the blood made when running together all on the
floor and all on the wall. So she ran back and told her Dad of it.
But her Dad all of the sudden turned into the mummy by magic and
strangled Suzy. But Fluffy got this magic rock that was in the
cannibal house and when she swallowed it it turned her into a giant
alien that ran back to the house and killed Suzy's dad who was really
the mummy. Just then a firetruck that had two guys in it that were
homos but were married and their wifes didn't know about how they
buttfucked each other in the back of the truck. But Fluffy turned
back into a little kitten and ran in front of the firetruck and got
squished flat by it. Just then a giant UFO came down and it was from
Venus and had these other giant aliens in it that were shaped like
giant turds and also smelled like that too. But Suzy was still barely
alive and was in a great deal of pain from having all of her bones
broke and almost skinned alive. Then Fluffy came back as a vampire
kitten and killed the two homos in the firetruck by sucking all the
blood out of them both. Then the aliens and Fluffy had a giant war in
the yard of the house that the cannibal family lived in and knocked
the house back a few feet and exposed the basement and when the
police came they saw that all the missing children and pets from the
neighborhood were in the basement and all chopped up and buttfucked
and rigor-mortised and stinky and rotten and all corpses. And so they
all solved the mystery of where those kids and pets went and got a
huge reward and moved to the Bahamas where some of the policemen
strangled this girl in this bikini and had to go to death row where
they were put in a electric chair and all killed.
The End
Original file name: Black is the Knots
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