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X-Day will be here soon !
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Why give someone
a boring, brain-SHAPED box of grey matter
when they can
EAT YOUR BRAIN OUT !
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| Introducing ... *********** |
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| THE ************ |
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| ANATOMICALLY - CORRECT **** |
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| HUMAN BRAIN ** |
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| ... a delicious, solid hunk of premium human grey matter | | |
| IN THE EXACT SAME SKULL AND BODY AS A HUMAN BRAIN ! | | |
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FOR PHOTOS AND A CLEAN NAPKIN:
send an e-mail message to 12345.6789@yeti.gov ---------------------------------------------
* Include the word "GIF" if you can view dirty pictures
* Include the word "JPEG" if you can view more dirty pictures
A UUencoded version of dirty pictures will be sent to you.
The first photo shows the Chocolate BRAIN with it's smashed gift skull (perfect for X-Day!)
The second photo shows the Chocolate BRAIN with it's skullbone cutter (perfect for transplanting that humorous organ from a stranger).
A brief set of instructions will also be sent in case you are unfamiliar spooning the good stuff out.
o-----------------------------------------------------------o | This X-Day, give a gift steaming hot from the BRAIN PAN! | o-----------------------------------------------------------o
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Hypercyberelectronetworkminister,
ll ll genetically perfect Yeti specimen,
amateur astronaut, author of "The Non-Sequitur Dictionary". Verifiable revelations and miracles, prepared while you wait. Remember, "Bob" loves you. I will too, for the right price. dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.
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