From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
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Please donate to the "KEEP LEGUME AWAY FROM XXXDAY" FUND.
Yes, dear friends, the ONLY way to stop rat bastard Legume from TOTALLY
FUCKING UP XXXDAY is to buy me a plane ticket as FAR FROM BRUSHWOOD AS
POSSIBLE.
Pope Black has volunteered to act as WARDEN, making sure that I have no
opportunity to sneak back into America and sabotage the event.
Shit, I'll eat BOTH HALVES.
That's why XDAY Europe 2000 was created. Just to have somewhere to send
Legume to keep him away from XDAY. If you know what's good for you
you'll dig deep in your pockets and give to this fund.
DON'T LET LEGUME ANYWHERE NEAR BRUSHWOOD!!!!!
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His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
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Subject: Re: KEEP LEGUME AWAY FROM XDAY!!!!!
From: HellPope Huey <hphuey2000@my-deja.com>
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I ran up and kissed Legume right on the mouth and he punched me flat,
even though I gave him the tongue he loves. Of course, he tracked me
down later and apologized by sucking me off nicely. He even took his
teeth out first, what a gentleman! He spoiled it by taking the $20 I
offered him, but still, it was some lovely head. I've only had 2 women
rim the base that well. Its a real gift. He said he knew it was wrong,
but he just couldn't resist taking the slalom down Big Cock Candy
Mountain. But don't judge him, he is as God made him.
Yeah, right, like THIS doesn't reek of TrollBurger. Like you could even
CREATE a big enough Certs to offset the breath of Godzilla. I think its
a safe bet that Legume will not only show UP at XXX-Day, but will be
more obnoxiously omnipresent than ever BEFORE, raze "BOB!" Its just a
solid Sub-truism that whenever anyone hereabouts sez something AIN'T, it
IS, with bigger, redder straps than previously imagined possibull! Bring
lube, you'll be hobbled for weeks.
Besides, I WANT for him to appear, yes, ME, HELLPOPE HUEY! I have
disturbing alternating dreams in which my nipples give chocolate milk
and the liquid bread known as fine Danish beer and as soon as I pluck
him off of one, he latches on to the other like a 9-foot sea lamprey. My
eyeballs implode, eventually. Horrible!
In the other, I'm attached to HIS nipples and he's beating me about the
head with a summer sausage, but its such a Naked-Lunch scenario, I just
can't let go of his enthralling mugwump-like protruberances. Its
intoxicating, I take my lumps for the sheer orgasmo of it all.
Goddamn it, I'm lactating like crazy, just HOPING for it. And this was
such a NICE shirt, too....
HellPope Huey,
Up Yer Ante, She'll S
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Subject: Re: KEEP LEGUME AWAY FROM XDAY!!!!!
From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
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And I thought the payed for reach around would gitem here!!!! I aint
got nothin on you gays!!!
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His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
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