From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: modemac@modemac.com
Date: Thu, Apr 27, 2000 9:56 PM
Message-ID: <3908eeb7.12258927@localhost>
If you know anything at all about the wide world online porn, you'll know that
if you're looking for quality smut -- and I mean the GOOD stuff, without the
rip-offs -- you'll know that THE best place to go online is Jane's 'Net Sex
Guide at:
Jane Duvall is the Ralph Nader or the Roger Ebert of online sex sites. She's
spent the past four years (ancient times in Web standards!) providing honest
reviews of many of the best smut sites available on the Net. And Jane just
gave a big "thimbs-up" to XXX-Day! Over the past two days my Web site has
received a big JUMP in the number of visitors, thanks to her link. Here's
what she has to say about XXX-Day:
"This site describes a large festival of nudism, fetish and weirdness centered
about the Church of "Bob". The site has pictures, maps and all sorts of
iformation to let you know what to expect when you get there. But, I doubt
that anything short of being there will really prepare you. There are pages
upon pages to give you an inkling, or whet your appetite.
Cost: Free Date Reviewed: 4/26/00 Advertising Content: None"
If you haven't seen the quality smut offered at Jane's 'Net Sex Guide, you owe
it to yourself to go there NOW. Jane has also been a good online friend for a
long time. (Ive been begging and pleading with her to join us at Brushwood
this year, though it may be difficult because she's over on the Left Coast.)
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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Subject: Re: Jane's Guide promotes XXX-Day
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
And thanks to Modemac for using my tits to sell "Bob"!
--
Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back!
www.subgenius.com
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Subject: Re: Jane's Guide promotes XXX-Day
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: modemac@modemac.com
Date: Sat, Apr 29, 2000 6:42 AM
Message-ID: <390abb0f.587013@localhost>
friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones) wrote:
>And thanks to Modemac for using my tits to sell "Bob"!
Why do you think the legendary Boston Devival of 1998 was so popular?
If there's one thing that's guaranteed to sell -- not just "Bob," but anything
-- it's tits. TITS have run this world of ours since the dawn of
civilization, and I don't see it changing with the onset of The Rupture. What
drove Zeus made with desire for all those mortal women? TITS. What object of
the female anatomy is displayed as much as possible for women to get ahead in
the male-dominated business world? TITS. What attracts the male customers to
female retail sales clerks more than anything else? TITS. (You damn well
*know* that quite a few of those sales chicks wear those tight shirts with the
plunging necklines on purpose. I saw one just yesterday while casually
browsing through a jewelry store.)
TITS are "Connie's" weapon to rule the world, and she does so with relish!
(And mustard and ketchup, when she's in a kinky mood.)
"If the American female population stopped wearing brassieres, the entire
economy would collapse!" -- the British (?) guy in "It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad
World"
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/