Wow. . . all this jabberin' about the X-Day drill and nary a mention of
one of the great moments of SubG history -- the SQUID FUCK?!
Rev. Susie the Floosie fuckin' that squid for "Bob" was a beautiful sight
-- even tho' it was a DEAD squid, I mean, hey -- I'm as sick as the next
Sublemus, but even *I* wouldn't fuck a DEAD squid.
One moment that didn't make it to videotape was Legume's electrical
stimulation sexperiment on the squid -- which is what killed the damn
thing (in case anyone was wondering about that unfortunate incident).
The serious "Bob" slammin' the drummers were up to should have been taped
-- it seems that they took offense at being exploited in the event notes
[". . . studly fropmeisters and naked pagan witch chicks. . ."].
Their unabashed hate for "Bob" was really quite admirable.
They wound up doming the whole damn place once the SubG cleared out.
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From: friday@cybercom.net (Irreverend Friday Jones)
In article <4rv2p4$6ns@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, sosodada@aol.com (Sosodada)
wrote:
> Rev. Susie the Floosie fuckin' that squid for "Bob" was a beautiful sight
> -- even tho' it was a DEAD squid, I mean, hey -- I'm as sick as the next
> Sublemus, but even *I* wouldn't fuck a DEAD squid.
Hey, nobody realized the pretty little thing was dead! We all just
thought it was resting. Pining for the fjords, y'know. And let's not
forget Pastor Craig going after that beast with his Third Nostril!
> One moment that didn't make it to videotape was Legume's electrical
> stimulation sexperiment on the squid -- which is what killed the damn
> thing (in case anyone was wondering about that unfortunate incident).
There is videotape of Legume using that shock machine on me though -
uncoubtedly soon to be an audio clip on SubSITE, as I intone over and over
again "Oh, I'm supposed to _let go_ if it hurts too much!"
> The serious "Bob" slammin' the drummers were up to should have been taped
> -- it seems that they took offense at being exploited in the event notes
> [". . . studly fropmeisters and naked pagan witch chicks. . ."].
> Their unabashed hate for "Bob" was really quite admirable.
> They wound up doming the whole damn place once the SubG cleared out.
They should have come over and hated "Bob" with us!
- The Irreverend Friday Jones
http://www.cybercom.net/~friday
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From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Actually I did videotape Legume attempting with his Zapper to get the
Squid to at least TWITCH.
Funny you should mention that audio clip, Friday. Jesus did in fact
TrueSpeechify it last night. Only the line he used was "...and you stand
over here, Stang, and we'll each grab a dick!"
??? I wanna hear what which drummers were saying. 'Cause some of those
drummers are also US.
Many of you seemed to be impressed with the paleolithic spectacle of the
drummers around the fire. You ain't seen NOTHIN'! At the larger festivals
(like Starwood), one sees DOZENS of drummers and HUNDREDS of dancers, and
you feel like you just stepped into a Neanderthal Cave Bear Barbecue. The
paramedics from Sherman sure were freaked to see that, the night that one
guy fire-walked without bringing enough FAITH with him.
Keep in mind that some of these neo-pagans are basically fundamentalist
religious nuts, New Age style. However, they're generally a little more
tolerant than Baptists, so I got no problem with that.
Apparently all the laughing we do is considered "negative energy" by some
people.
HEH HEH HEH!!!! HYAH HYAH HYAH!!!
Stang
All tanned now
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