In article <31e7c182.20271938@news1.radix.net>, megeliz@radix.net wrote:
~ revjack@radix.net (Rev. Jack) wrote:
~ : I said hi a couple times, and complimented you (sincerely) on those killer
~ : nails. Man! Also, I never knew you were so, um, busty, yes that's it.
I mean,
~ : it's not like I STARED, I just sorta NOTICED. Accidentally. Like, out of the
~ : corner of my eye. I DIDN'T STARE.
Now, now, I didn't say it was you! Don't be paranoid. Actually, if I'd
gotten less attention, it might have been even more to my benefit. If you
were staring, you did it right, cause I didn't notice. Others were not so
gallant. I'd name names, but I've already been excommunicated once.
But at least it goes to show that you're not DEAD.
~ Liar. If I hadda retrieve your eyeballs from her cleavage once, I had
~ to do it three or four times. Poor Nickie! All that gooey groping!
You don't know the half of it. I'll leave it a mystery as to what I didn't
enjoy and what I DID....
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Hated
http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/
***************
"For you have heard that I rant against the CON, but you have been
told lies by the dupes and Pharisees, for I bring not words against the
enemies of "Bob", but a new LAW. For I am the voice that cries 'Neener,
neener' in the wilderness, who separates the Quick from the Dead."
(Ejac. VII.9)
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From: saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: 16 Jul 1996 01:48:59 GMT
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In a previous article, i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) says:
>Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy,
>untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
>
>Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be
>thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and
>wide!
Just because YOU get all the girls...
$T.&REUX,KSC
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From: qrolaren@usa.pipeline.com(Miss Sakamoto)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: 16 Jul 1996 16:27:12 GMT
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On Jul 16, 1996 15:50:11 in article <Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK
BBQ!!!>, 'saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews)' wrote:
>it's in the mail...
I should be vicious and give you myself. It'd serve you right, you perv!
--
"Some people sing love songs/Everybody's got one/This isn't my love
song/It's more like my love gone wrong song..."
"Close But No Cigar"
from _Astronauts and Heretics_ and _The Best of Thomas Dolby
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From: mtownsend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: Wed, 17 Jul 1996 06:45:38 -0400
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In article <nickie-1507962148580001@metronet.com>, nickie@metronet.com (
Rev. Nickie) wrote:
->I'll leave it a mystery as to what I didn't
->enjoy and what I DID....
Oh good. Your little mysteries are always so intriguing...I'm sure many of
us will lose sleep anxiously awaiting your NOT telling us any more.
hatingly,
Dad
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PO Box 4722 Portland ME 04112-4722 USA
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From: qrolaren@usa.pipeline.com(Miss Sakamoto)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: 16 Jul 1996 14:01:55 GMT
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On Jul 16, 1996 01:48:59 in article <Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK
BBQ!!!>, 'saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews)' wrote:
>Just because YOU get all the girls...
Andrew, send me a dollar and I'll get you a girl. Now, I can't promise
that she'll be over twelve, but for god's sake you're only paying a DOLLAR!
You're not going to get prices like that anywhere else! heh heh heh...
--
"Some people sing love songs/Everybody's got one/This isn't my love
song/It's more like my love gone wrong song..."
"Close But No Cigar"
from _Astronauts and Heretics_ and _The Best of Thomas Dolby
Retrospectacle_
by
Thomas Dolby
http://www.tdolby.com/
And recently announced: Hyperactiv8! at America Online! Keyword: HYPR
Other good stuff:
Dr. Fiorella Terenzi
http://www.fiorella.com/
"A cross between Carl Sagan and Madonna"
Combustible Edison
http://www.subpop.com/bands/combustible/comed/index.html
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From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: 13 Jul 1996 15:36:11 -0400
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In article <i.stang-1307961131580001@dal201.metronet.com>,
i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
> Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy,
> untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
>
> Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be
> thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and
> wide!
That's okay, because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want the truth to
come out about you and ... well, you know ...
- Lou "I know more than you do" Duchez
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From: friday@cybercom.net (Irreverend Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: Sun, 14 Jul 1996 20:24:08 -0500
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In article <31e8e769.32680375@news1.radix.net>, revjack@radix.net wrote:
> Previously, looks like Stang wrote:
>
> : >Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy,
> : >untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
> : >
> : >Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be
> : >thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and
> : >wide!
>
> I DIDN'T STARE.
>
> And don't pay any attention to Friday either, she COMPLETELY misunderstood my
> gallant attempts to realign her socks. Women!
I wouldn't have minded so much if you hadn't insisted on doing the
aligning by pulling on the tops of the socks with four of your dicks,
which you slipped into my dress through the neckline.
Next time, trim the fuzz on those dicks - they tickled!
- The Irreverend Friday Jones
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From: friday@cybercom.net (Irreverend Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: Mon, 15 Jul 1996 22:47:29 -0500
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In article <31e90b3f.104683864@news1.radix.net>, 1Ol01O@radix.net wrote:
> revjack@radix.net (Rev. Jack) wrote:
>
> : I DIDN'T STARE.
> :
> : And don't pay any attention to Friday either, she COMPLETELY
misunderstood my
> : gallant attempts to realign her socks. Women!
>
> You have to let them grow up sometime. Sure, you THOUGHT you were
> letting little Friday be independent, but she's bound to get insulted
> at things like that, esspecially while you're trying to force feed her
> those mashed potatoes. "Here comes the choo-choo"? PULEEZE!
He didn't tell me they were mashed potatoes!
I thought they were ... something else.
- The Irreverend Friday Jones
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From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: 20 Jul 1996 06:42:29 GMT
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In article <lY/5xgiGkk5R088yn@en.com>, ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez) wrote:
> In article <i.stang-1307961131580001@dal201.metronet.com>,
> i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
>
> > Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy,
> > untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
> >
> > Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be
> > thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and
> > wide!
>
> That's okay, because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want the truth to
> come out about you and ... well, you know ...
>
Friday and someone else and Susie and Jesus and Legume and Legume's Susie
and I, and that poor dead Squid, and Andrew the Impaled, and Sterno, and
Gordon's cambas, and all those nice fat little Arab boys, have nothing to
hide... except our Antidote Pudding stash.
--
Copyright 1996 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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From: nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie)
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Subject: Re: I MISSED THE X-DAY DRILL ALT.SLACK BBQ!!!
Date: 20 Jul 1996 16:37:01 GMT
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In article
<mtownsend-1707960645380001@pool032.max13.boston.ma.dynip.alter.net>,
mtownsend@earthlink.net (Michael Townsend) wrote:
~ In article <nickie-1507962148580001@metronet.com>, nickie@metronet.com (
~ Rev. Nickie) wrote:
~ ->I'll leave it a mystery as to what I didn't
~ ->enjoy and what I DID....
~
~ Oh good. Your little mysteries are always so intriguing...I'm sure many of
~ us will lose sleep anxiously awaiting your NOT telling us any more.
~
~ hatingly,
~ Dad
The only thing you really HATE is yourself for missing your chance. While
you certainly would've failed miserably, at least you wouldn't have to
kick yourself for the rest of your life having had at least TRIED. Who
knows, I might have gotten slipped some heroin or something, and you might
have suceeded. But now you'll never know!
The only reason I'm not telling is to not embarass anyone, OR to not
encourage those who I MIGHT have....well....and that's only because
there's really a hell of a lot I can be talked into when it comes right
down to it. Or is there??
Is it fun hanging on someone's every word?
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Hated
http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/
***************
"For you have heard that I rant against the CON, but you have been
told lies by the dupes and Pharisees, for I bring not words against the
enemies of "Bob", but a new LAW. For I am the voice that cries 'Neener,
neener' in the wilderness, who separates the Quick from the Dead."
(Ejac. VII.9)
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