Man, I heard there was a BBQ that many of y'all on alt.slack had at the
X-Day Drill on Saturday, and I WASN'T INVITED! My God. My God. I might as
well not have even been there. Future generations will ask me, "Rev.
Nickie, were you at the very first X-Day Drill?" I will have to tell them,
"NO! NO! A thousand times no! I may have witnessed Pee Kitty being heckled
off the stage by an irate Love Corpse. I may have been one of the only
clothed people at the naked baptism. I may have even performed the most
pissed-off spanking ritual to date. But I missed the defining event of a
generation! Woe by my name forevermore!"
I was sitting up at the damnable sales table at the time, I'd warrant. You
could've at least brought me a wing while I slaved for Dobbs, BUT NOO-OO.
At least I can have the solace that many people from alt.slack who were at
the X-Day Drill didn't even have the balls to talk to me. I have noticed
posts from several people I didn't even know were there! Aye, it only goes
to show that my efforts go unpunished, as will they always. You had the
chance to kill me, and you wussed out. Well, well, well.
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Hated
http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/
***************
"For you have heard that I rant against the CON, but you have been
told lies by the dupes and Pharisees, for I bring not words against the
enemies of "Bob", but a new LAW. For I am the voice that cries 'Neener,
neener' in the wilderness, who separates the Quick from the Dead."
(Ejac. VII.9)
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From: megeliz@radix.net (MegEliz)
Date: Sat, 13 Jul 1996 15:33:10 GMT
Organization: Gene Wolfe Library and Family Restaurant, East Wing
revjack@radix.net (Rev. Jack) wrote:
: Previously, Rev. Nickie wrote:
:
: : I was sitting up at the damnable sales table at the time, I'd warrant. You
: : could've at least brought me a wing while I slaved for Dobbs, BUT NOO-OO.
:
: I feel awful! <sniff>
Hey! I thought you WERE there. They told me that the "wings" were
"Nickum Fingers." You were delicious with sauce!
: : At least I can have the solace that many people from alt.slack who were at
: : the X-Day Drill didn't even have the balls to talk to me.
:
: I said hi a couple times, and complimented you (sincerely) on those killer
: nails. Man! Also, I never knew you were so, um, busty, yes that's it. I mean,
: it's not like I STARED, I just sorta NOTICED. Accidentally. Like, out of the
: corner of my eye. I DIDN'T STARE.
Liar. If I hadda retrieve your eyeballs from her cleavage once, I had
to do it three or four times. Poor Nickie! All that gooey groping!
: I'll make sure you get some dead animal next time, no fear.
Yah. So much for mutant manners.
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My sig is not under construction. It's dead. megeliz@radix.net
But MY NEWSGROUP alt.foot.fat-free LIVES!
Hear the pitter-patter! Thrill to the podiatry! While it lasts!
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From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <31e7c182.20271938@news1.radix.net>, megeliz@radix.net wrote:
>
> Yah. So much for mutant manners.
>
Speaking of manners... every time a geeky SubGenius male made a clumsy,
untoward pass at a SubGenius gal, I HEARD ABOUT IT LATER!
Just wanted you to KNOW that I KNOW. Some of you unmannerly lads should be
thanking your LUCKY STARS that I'm not blabbering of your nerdhood far and
wide!
--
Copyright 1996 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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From: Pkitty@cris.com (Pee Kitty)
Date: 14 Jul 1996 02:08:13 GMT
Organization: Dobbstown Sane Asylum
Rev. Nickie (nickie@metronet.com) spewed forth:
> At least I can have the solace that many people from alt.slack who were at
> the X-Day Drill didn't even have the balls to talk to me. I have noticed
> posts from several people I didn't even know were there! Aye, it only goes
> to show that my efforts go unpunished, as will they always. You had the
> chance to kill me, and you wussed out. Well, well, well.
Oh yeah? Just wait a few weeks until that "sacremental wafer" <wink wink>
finishes working its way through your system..."wussed out" my ass...
--
Rev. Pee Kitty, of the order Malkavian-Dobbsian
Meow!
"Why spend $30 or even $40 dollars for a filthy porno movie when you can
jerk off all over the Church of the SubGenius for only $30 bucks!"
- (Pope) Rev. Godfather Gillan [edit]
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From: bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar)
revjack@radix.net (Rev. Jack) wrote:
>I DIDN'T STARE.
>And don't pay any attention to Friday either, she COMPLETELY misunderstood my
>gallant attempts to realign her socks. Women!
Right...and I suppose it was an ACCIDENT that I ended up with one of
your dicks in my ear...a stumble while attempting to piss, eh? I'm
still not buying it Jack!
Tarla (I can't hear you; I've got a dick in my ear)Star
****
Dammit Jeb, I'm as Amish as the next guy, but if we don't take
out that sub, there won't be a Pennsylvania to go home TO!
--my son, Eric.
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