MegaLiz (1Ol01O@radix.net) wrote:
: I've been thinking it over, and really there are all sorts of
: impossible things with which I could tickle my brain on the subject of
: next year. My favorite image so far: P-lil and Uncle Bear at our
: exploding campfire. Oh, make it be SO!
:
: I could go on, but I won't...Pee Kitty goes cow tipping with
: Hipwell...
In case anyone is hesitant about coming to the next Drill ... bear in
mind that the Drill is what YOU make it. You want to partake of goofy
Church rituals? That's available for you. You just want to spend a few
days in picture perfect weather, hanging out with folks you already know
you get along with, eating dead animals covered with Winking Lizard
barbecue sauce? You can do that too. Either way, you WILL experiene
high Slack. You owe it to yourself to attend.
Just bring enough food / drink for 1.4 people, and some blankets.
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From: Pkitty@cris.com (Pee Kitty)
Lou Duchez (ljduchez@en.com) spewed forth:
> In case anyone is hesitant about coming to the next Drill ... bear in
> mind that the Drill is what YOU make it. You want to partake of goofy
> Church rituals? That's available for you. You just want to spend a few
> days in picture perfect weather, hanging out with folks you already know
> you get along with, eating dead animals covered with Winking Lizard
> barbecue sauce? You can do that too. Either way, you WILL experiene
> high Slack. You owe it to yourself to attend.
That's the main reason I had a CONSTANT influx of Slack over the weekend.
Whatever I felt like doing, I did. Partaking in goofy church rituals?
Sure, I'll just go join that "Bob" Lynching Party and throw some brains
around. Hanging out with cool people around an exploding campfire? Sure
thing, right back in the woods. Swimming in a pool with a buncha naked
people? As easily done as said. Lying in the grass, staring into the sun
until I couldn't see anything normal? Never had the urge; maybe next year.
--
Rev. Pee Kitty, of the order Malkavian-Dobbsian
Meow!
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