In article <4rq0qi$89@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
Xiuhtecuhtli@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Jul 1996 05:19:33 GMT,
> modemac@netcom.com (Modemac)
> asseverated the following adage, precept, epigram and/or apothegm:
>
> :The really Pink "Bobbies" - the ones who just don't get it - will try
> :to get "refunds" of their membership fees from the Foundation. They
> :will claim that it's all a big farce, and the fact that there were "no
> :saucers" will somehow "prove" that they should get their money back.
>
> If the saucers don't show, then I want my money back!
Now now now - remember, it's eternal _salvation_ or triple your money
back. You won't find out if you're saved or not until you're dead!
For a real test of faith, kill yourself on 7/5/98. See if you end up in
the saucers anyway. If not, you'll be getting $60 (or $90) at the steps
of Hell.
And to keep the faith pure, kill anyone in the Hierarchy who's still here
at noon on the 5th as well.
- Irreverend Friday Jones
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From: nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie)
In article <friday-1107960736430001@mfd-dial2-19.cybercom.net>,
friday@cybercom.net (Friday Jones) wrote:
~ And to keep the faith pure, kill anyone in the Hierarchy who's still here
~ at noon on the 5th as well.
Friday, honey, don't let's get carried away! As Stang and others have
prophesied, it's entirely possibe that Dobbs will swing a better deal with
the Xists, leaving us here for another year or possibly getting us early!
Best to kill those who aren't at 7am church services at the next X-Day
Drill. You know who you are.
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Hated
http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/
***************
"For you have heard that I rant against the CON, but you have been
told lies by the dupes and Pharisees, for I bring not words against the
enemies of "Bob", but a new LAW. For I am the voice that cries 'Neener,
neener' in the wilderness, who separates the Quick from the Dead."
(Ejac. VII.9)
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From: phred39@mailp.starnetinc.com (Pope Phrederick Q. Armageddon)
nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie) spake thus in:
>In article <friday-1107960736430001@mfd-dial2-19.cybercom.net>,
>friday@cybercom.net (Friday Jones) wrote:
>~ And to keep the faith pure, kill anyone in the Hierarchy who's still here
>~ at noon on the 5th as well.
>Friday, honey, don't let's get carried away! As Stang and others have
>prophesied, it's entirely possibe that Dobbs will swing a better deal with
>the Xists, leaving us here for another year or possibly getting us early!
>Best to kill those who aren't at 7am church services at the next X-Day
>Drill. You know who you are.
Unfortunately, my little futon, the ones that did attend the
services will be vastly outnumbered by those that didn't. But that's
O.K. By giving Stang a Cancer Stick when he needed one, I moved one
seat closer to the window aboard the pleasure saucers...
Yet another posting from those WONDERFUL folks at:
***B A B B L E O N E N T E R P R I S E S***
Notions & Potions!
Quotations for Donations!
est. 1971 a.d.
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From: qrolaren@usa.pipeline.com(Miss Sakamoto)
On Jul 17, 1996 00:36:56 in article <Re: A Prediction for X-Day>,
'king@redrose.net (St. Pomp Prideless)' wrote:
>Wo was Friday Jones, I forget. I felt alright missing that service. A
>little dissappointed, but for the most part, like it was all for the best.
She was the cute one who looked like Dana Scully from The X Files, but
sexier.
--
"Some people sing love songs/Everybody's got one/This isn't my love
song/It's more like my love gone wrong song..."
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From: nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie)
In article <4sa4jj$m8j@news0-alterdial.uu.net>,
phred39@mailp.starnetinc.com (Pope Phrederick Q. Armageddon) wrote:
~ nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie) spake thus in:
~ >Best to kill those who aren't at 7am church services at the next X-Day
~ >Drill. You know who you are.
~
~ Unfortunately, my little futon, the ones that did attend the
~ services will be vastly outnumbered by those that didn't. But that's
~ O.K. By giving Stang a Cancer Stick when he needed one, I moved one
~ seat closer to the window aboard the pleasure saucers...
Well, my little butt plug receptacle, I guess the person who told you that
neglected to mention that the best place on the saucer is NOT staring out
the window. Perhaps s/h/it would've considered that too obvious to
mention.
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Hated
http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/
***************
"For you have heard that I rant against the CON, but you have been
told lies by the dupes and Pharisees, for I bring not words against the
enemies of "Bob", but a new LAW. For I am the voice that cries 'Neener,
neener' in the wilderness, who separates the Quick from the Dead."
(Ejac. VII.9)
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From: barbg@csn.net (Barbara Griffith)
And besides, there are other alternatives. If nothing we are expecting
happens on X-day, we can just change the date. All the other major
religions have gotten away with this for millenia now.
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From: friday@cybercom.net (Irreverend Friday Jones)
In article <king-1807960507130001@l105.redrose.net>, king@redrose.net (St.
Pomp Prideless) wrote:
> In article <4sgk2d$ht@news1.t1.usa.pipeline.com>,
> qrolaren@usa.pipeline.com(Miss Sakamoto) wrote:
>
> > On Jul 17, 1996 00:36:56 in article <Re: A Prediction for X-Day>,
> > 'king@redrose.net (St. Pomp Prideless)' wrote:
> >
> >
> > >Wo was Friday Jones, I forget. I felt alright missing that service. A
> > >little dissappointed, but for the most part, like it was all for the best.
> >
> > She was the cute one who looked like Dana Scully from The X Files, but
> > sexier.
>
> You don't mean the chick who told me and Craig that her username was Maxx
> do you. Is that in addition to Friday?
No, that wasn't me. The only thing Maxx about me is my bustline.
- Friday
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From: gggor@io.com (GG Gordon)
In article <nickie-1207962309340001@metronet.com>, nickie@metronet.com ( Rev. Nickie) says:
>
>
>
>Best to kill those who aren't at 7am church services at the next X-Day
>Drill. You know who you are.
>
Yes we do, and just because you didn't see our coporeal
bodies at the last one, doesn't mean that some of us weren't there.
Remember Nickster, drills are for the unpracticed to learn how to
deal with something...some of us wrote the drill for those who need
to go through it...besides Stang didn't tell you anything that the Nine
Who Know Who Owe didn't tell him first!!
GG( Elder Banker) Gordon
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