Brushwood Folklore Center -- Sherman New York -- July 4 - 6 1997

VHS REEL 1
(High8 Roll 1:)

Log by Stang and Wandarer

THURSDAY:

Legumes arrive at Brushwood, greeted outside the Command Trailer by Jesus, the Stangs. Playing with Legume's hideous Drunken Dwarf Dobbs Golem.

*Jesus runs over Dobbs... Legume applies mouth to pipe resussitation

Jesus licks the eye of Dobbs

Jesus helps Dobbs up to the levitating Saucer while the wives watch. The Dobbs Travesty attacks Stang

Details of Saucer -- spark plugs, alternator, church air cannister, Xes and rotors.

Tour of Hotel Dobbs: Exploring inside the trailer --
*shows Dobbs in bed where the cult zombie bodies were found.

In Brushwood main field: Hierarchite Organizers sarcastically examine New Age Pagan Megastore Trailer art and other pagan artifacts. Jesus. Friday, Nickie, Legume, Susie Legume, Rev. Kim, Rev. Matt, someone else.

*"This X Day Drill is brought to you by the letter 0 and the number, 666" -- shows Nickie's 666 shirt and pagan maypole "o"

*Rev. Ed Strange pulls up in station wagon with BOMB labeled "REDEMPTION" strapped on top.

Jesus admires Portable Cross built by Strange, Slack license plate

Pastor Craig challeneged to hot oil wrestling by Jesus.

Someone else as hippie

*Jesus announces WBOB, on the air, offer of DJ-ship to any and all. Yukon Jack and Helen McSulla's pirate FM broadcast -- Subtapes heard played off car radios.

Jesus walks through the woods with bullhorn, announcing WBOB radio and new volunteer DJs.

Shots of WBOB radio station gear in outhouse like structure and van. Meeting Yukon Jack.

*Closeups of Rev. Kim's SubGenius art plates, cups, bowls... psychedelic SubG dinnerware. SubGeniusware.

JESUS as DJ heard off camp radios, cars, and in Yukon Jack's mobile studio. Hot Tub Smith gives the forecast for the hottub.

*Jesus does WBOB station ID... The Bobbie Stang speaks. (picture messed up) Extremely lame, Jesus gets him off air.

*Crazed Wotaning -- Thursday night antimusic by misc. SubGenii
Handheld cam by Stang, FREAKY ACID TRIP-OUT!!!
Most was not copied to VHS... 45 min. of stereo sound is on audio cassette however (Goes to High 8 1B )

Legume sets off smoke bomb to shut down horrible/wonderful doktorband.

By campfire: Wandarer can't remember his name(s) (End of this section of 1B)

(Goes back to Roll 1)

*********** FRIDAY July 4:

SALES TABLE, registration. Line of alt.slack.fux and strangers buy and barter with someone else, Jesus, Nickie, Friday.

CU of Craig Mitchell's LAST SUPPER painting

At stage -- a.m. -- folks view Chinese Torture Chamber Story flying fuck scene on TV...
DK Jones tunes up

*Jesus shows CU of the MIRACLE DOBBS BURGER~!!

Susie the Floozie discusses "Bob's" Meat in close-up

Jesus and Susie auction off the eating of the burger by Susie for $23

Susie consumes the burger!

{{(Not on High-8:)
"HOUR OF SLACK:"
Shit on Your Grave in the Fog and the Dew by The Rudy Schwartz Project
Convoy by C W McCaul -
Stang reads SINISTER TV GUIDE LISTINGS -
TheCharlie accussed of being A CONSPIRACY SPY! -
DynaSoar discovers THE MIRACULOUS DOBBSHEAD BURGER! - }}

*Suzie the Floozie EATS THE BURGER & DOES NOT SWALLOW! -
Chanting "Praise BOB" EAT "BOB"

*Papa Joe Mama on X-Day, Hate, the Ivangelical & Holocaustal branches of the Church - an appeal for the few and proud to join "The Angry White Men in Black".

Dr. DynaSoar rants re: the Drill Rides Board and SLACK!! -- summons Cardinal Synapses for two rides to Erie -- rants re: Pleasure Saucers, Church Air, Ride Board

Stang (filming self, mostly neck spots in ECU) confesses re: sending in his $30 AT LONG LAST... summons a cameraman (Guy with the hand bones tattooed on his hand)

$t. &dreux summons beer - Stang rants re: depurifying the pagan land, SubGenius being called "negative," burns a dollar, nothing wrong with being stupid in the Church of the SubGenius, threatens to use the Redemption bomb... calls for testimonials.

Rev. ....? (Guy with the hand bones tattooed on his hand) testifies in praise of lunatics. (Nice shots of crowd) Describes job antislack. Stormtrooper Onanists for "Bob"

Legume displays The Mannequin "Bob" -- carries him in on shoulders while *the assembled SubG universe chants IN SPONTANEOUS TONGUES.

Joe Mama narrates, rants on Dobbs while Legume helps "Bob" like a drunk uncle... *Whole audience does Salute -- creepy sound!

Rev. Kim Fritz testifies re: her new Slack since joining the Church. . lapdances on "Bob"

QPM Anti-SubGenius rant, very short.

*Rev. Nickie Deathchick confesses to being a Bobaholic. Suggests that playing The Janor Device with the Bud Dwyer tape is better than Pink Floyd with Wizard of Oz. Uses Bud Dwyer brain spill as prompt to send in your $30.

* Col. Buford G. Thaddeus Beauregard on the Confederate SubGenius Axis (incomplete)

((BAD CUT IN VIDEO -- PAUSE BUTTON ON?? Video is missing the following:
Dynasoar drums up a ride to Erie PA
Papa Joe drums up a victim for Rev. Groovy G. ))

Jesus lists coming events: describes Ugly Parade, wrestling, Last Supper, Crucifixion, the two radio stations WBOB and OrKillMe 90.5

Legume mentions that the Yoohoo that will be drunk at the Last Supper expires July 5 1997 -- Jesus announces our high body count, tripled attendance

Stang intros Popess Lillith
P-Lil rants on his Handjob from Dobbs, Diversify Your Stock, dick hanging & shock surfs

*$t. &dreux rant on Ben Franklin & We're Here for Hate. Start smoking Frop and not just Conspiracy pot! *INCREDIBLE PURGING HATE CHANT!!! SUPERB @NDREW HATE RANT!!! (cut just short when tape ends)

(end of High 8 Roll 1, go to middle of High 8 Roll 1B)

A MIRACLE! with P-Lil and Susie
Spike Jonez manifests a dead field mouse under his bootheel AND SAVES THE EVENING'S HUMAN SACRIFICIAL VICTIM! *Crowd chants "KILL THE PINKS."

Rev. Stang offers second thoughts on killing, vs paying. Hate and killing, vs. $30. Admits that someone else refuses to pay her $30. "My kids can die with the rest of them!" Various blather with crowd... all out of hate. "I should be replaced. I've got TOO MUCH SLACK!"

Thistle (QPM) tries to pee on audience & pisses himself instead

Stang makes a health announcement regarding green turds and the Brainwash soda pop

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X DAY DRILL VHS TAPE (from High8 stangcam)
PART TWO

Legume's "I Have a Dream" Speech

Stang on "The Slack Man & the Pink Devil"

Suzie the Floozie!

JEHOVAH HATES PHRED EXTRAVAGANZA!

I'm Not a Nice Guy,
Bob Down in the Saucero, Be at Peace in My Home,
Get Along Little Prairie Squid,
Take Me Off to Space, The Shortest Blues Song in the World,
Legs of Fire, Herve Villechaize

Dr. DynaSoar main sermon:
Parable of the Portable Probability

Rev. Shining Path of Least Resistance on keepin' the faith in Nippon

DAVID LYNCH ADMITS TO WEATHER CONTROL ACTIVITIES and promises 'No More Rain!'

Modemac rants & receives worship from assembled SubDeanies

Jesus on Legume's preparation for a holocaustal bonfire

PeeKitty rant on the Net, his wife Rev. Uni, her clit piercing, & how to act superior

Papa Joe leads procession to the Holocaustal Branch bonfire

BONFIRE --

Burning High Weirdness
The Burnproof Book
Jesus in Hell
Bonfire of Hate
We Will Burn You
P-Lil and Friday

Antimusic by THE AWESOME X DAY DRILL BAND!!! (Bill T. Miller, DK Jones, DynaSoar, &dreux, B.J. & Strange)

Bill T. Miller "X Day's A'comin'"

(end High 8 Roll 1B, start Roll 3)

Steve Slack joins the Band & takes the lead with "Fuck It" NHGH rant

Long jam with Steve Slack singing -- handheld filimg by Stang, lots of good portraits. Susie dances like mad, mugs, hams it up. BTM casts old swingset into the audience... they use it as a drumset while sliding on it.

More Susie hamming, Shelby dancing...

END VHS 2

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START VHS 3

FRIDAY NIGHT WOTAN JAM CONTINUED:
More Susie dancing, *spazzing, while audience demolishes swingset/drumset

Steve Slack rants wotanically

Legume thanx &dreux FOR HIS SLACKFULLY DONATED KEG O' BREW!

Steve Slack: "When You're Dead You're Saved" and "It's Crazy", followed by a jam.

Poetic rant by Evil Clown Myrkury

FREE OBE/KOF FROM BT MILLER

EVIL CLOWN MYRKURY

The Mopar Drivin' Jesus WAILS on Bass (video sucks here -- very dull)

((The following is on audio and maybe Other Video -- not on High 8):
Miller raffles, &dreux & DK play beer bottles w/BJ on synth
DynaSoar leads mantra
P-Lil joins in -
Miller DEMANDS MONEY FOR THE CHURCH!
Rev. Nickie promises to eat money! -
P-Lil rants
Jam continues -- Doors & Slack))