I _am_ a vacuous snob! Yes! It's all true! I am a vacuum of
nothingness and I pour my bootless disdain stark and wailing down your
GAPING ASSHOLE! The orifice waiting to be FILLED with entire solar
systems of putrescent antimatter! I AM NOTHING BUT A PRETTY FACE, and
if you don't like it I will CHEW OFF ALL YOUR DICKS *AND* CUNTS,
PREHENSILE OR NO! I am an utterly useless void of pussy! I can hardly
even spell words of less than one letter! THAT'S why no one ever TALKS
to me, THAT'S why they all just stare at my tits or ignore me, it's
because they might get swallowed by my ANTIMATTER CUNT! LOOK OUT! I AM
COMPLETELY SOULLESS! I NEVER heard a truer statement! I tried to
distract you from my lack of personality by letting you take pictures
of me naked and sucking dick but I can see it DIDN'T WORK, and it's
time to tell the truth! Even people to whom I have never spoken can
tell what an idiotic crackhead I am! I CAN'T HIDE FROM YOU
PERSPICACIOUS SUBGENIUS PEOPLE! I only wish I had told the truth right
from the start!
But I am glad my flaw has been exposed to people more intelligent than
me. I should have known better than to try and lie about my
intelligence like that. Now, with that in mind, I would like to invite
anyone who wants to over to my house. We can interact in the only way
I understand. First we can fuck, and then you can either verbally
abuse me or beat the shit out of me. That's all I am, that's the only
justification for my life; PAIN or PLEASURE or VOID.
Of course it's all external, I mean I'm so brain-damaged that when I
have an orgasm I can't feel it, and if I could I wouldn't understand
it. But I might as well make my numb, lifeless body of service to
anyone who wants it. After all, I am a girl, and girls aren't really
good for much else anyway.
So if you see me or any other female on the street, and she or I make
you want to go home and jerk off to internet porn, stop yourself and
just RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. Fuck her, me, it, they, etc,
until it all just disappears into a cloud of boy-ooze/tentacle slime
and then fuck THAT.
I am totally serious about all of this. Next time you can't find an
intelligent girl who will fuck you come on over. I live on the corner
of Larkin and West Acres in Joliet, IL. You take 55 west from Chicago.
It's about an hour's drive SO COME ON OVER AND FUCK ME!!
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Inexplicable Machine Animal Object Disaster
Unidentifiable Parts Co., Inc.
phthisis@geocities.com http://www.geocites.com/Soho/Studios/7276
"The only thing that is unbearable is that nothing is unbearable."
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From: craig@bbs.cpcn.com (Pastor Craig)
Honesty is the best policy.
>But I am glad my flaw has been exposed to people more
>intelligent than me. I should have known better than to
>try and lie about my intelligence like that. Now, with
>that in mind, I would like to invite anyone who wants
>to over to my house. We can interact in the only way
>I understand. First we can fuck, and then you can either
>verbally abuse me or beat the shit out of me. That's all
>I am, that's the only justification for my life; PAIN or
>PLEASURE or VOID.
Don't worry, the mere fact that you hang out with QPM
makes it highly unlikely that there will be any takers.
>Of course it's all external, I mean I'm so brain-damaged
>that when I have an orgasm I can't feel it, and if I
>could I wouldn't understand it. But I might as well make
>my numb, lifeless body of service to anyone who wants it.
>After all, I am a girl, and girls aren't really good for
>much else anyway.
This sure does have the look and feel of a QPM rant.
Same overuse of big words, same pathetic attempts at irony.
>So if you see me or any other female on the street, and
>she or I make you want to go home and jerk off to
>internet porn, stop yourself and just RAPE THE SHIT
>OUT OF EVERYTHING. Fuck her, me, it, they, etc, until it
>all just disappears into a cloud of boy-ooze/tentacle
>slime and then fuck THAT.
Fuck that, have you seen the BUG PORNO??
>I am totally serious about all of this. Next time you
>can't find an intelligent girl who will fuck you come
>on over. I live on the corner of Larkin and West Acres
>in Joliet, IL. You take 55 west from Chicago.
Oh, there's plenty of hair farmers who already live in
Joliet, IL.
>It's about an hour's drive SO COME ON OVER AND FUCK ME!!
Why do I think that this is QPM projecting?
>---
>Inexplicable Machine Animal Object Disaster
>Unidentifiable Parts Co., Inc.
>phthisis@geocities.com http://www.geocites.com/Soho/Studios/7276
>"The only thing that is unbearable is that nothing is unbearable."
I proclaim Tay and QPM as the fun couple of alt.slack
Pastor Craig
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From: dflync01@homer.louisville.edu (David F Lynch)
Craig, there's nothing more pathetic than watching a man who doesn't know
he's been beaten. And you have been, completely. Tay posted a GREAT
FUCKING RANT and you respond with pedantry and wounded pride. There's a
few in every bunch; the relentless GOSSIPERS. "Oh, Tay's a SNOB".. "Oh,
Dynasoar's a HICK".. "Oh, Dave Lynch is an EVIL WEATHER MANIPULATOR"..
listen, if EVERYBODY LIKED us we wouldn't be SUBGENII! I'm astounded at
the number of Subgenii who behave in a highly idiosyncratic and abrasive
manner towards others and then get all BRISTLY at other people's, shall
we say, IMPERFECTIONS. There's only ONE reason to hate, and that's HUMANS.
Peace, everybody, and happiness, yeah, happiness.
: I proclaim Tay and QPM as the fun couple of alt.slack
Now _this_ I can agree with.
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Brrr-woowoowooowooowoowoo-brrrRRRRRrrrrr (Galaxians 7/83)
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