qpm@geocities.com (Thistle "Razorface" Kachunk QPM) wrote:
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>I don't feel sorry. It makes me laugh that so many SubGenii believe
>this girlfriend/boyfriend nonsense. You know, I couldn't believe the
>number of people I saw at the Drill sitting around talking about what
>Hedonists they were, and the paucity of those who ever DID anything
>hedonistic. But then, the modern Church seems to be about impotently
>complaining about the fact that your life is totally controlled by
>pinks.
This sorta reminds me of last year's crucifixion. They hung Dobbs, and
then Legume spat upon him. Like lemmings to the sea...half a dozen
more stepped up and cleverly spat upon him. I was mildly amused to see
the independant SubGenii behaving like the little sheep they so
heartily dismiss. I called out "Who will piss upon this man?" But no
one whipped it out....that's when I knew that 95% of them would never
actually step out of line when it comes down to it.
Tarla
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Reverend Mutha Tarla Star of the Little Sisters of the Perpetually
Juicy; a Proud jism schism of the Church of the SubGenius.
Worshipping Juicy Retardo and "Connie" Dobbs since 1986.
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From: "$T.&REUX,KSC" <saint@firefly.prairienet.org>
Hey...
Last year, it was just Dobbs being put up on the cross...
No biggie...
This year, I made damn sure I was there to help hoist
Jesus up...
very therapeutic.
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$T.&REUX,KSC ---><--- OGYR NETWORK saint@prairienet.org
The SacraMenstrual Church of the SubGenius Outreach Ministry
LOGIC OF SLACK :: PURE HATRED IS THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE
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From: "BJ Price (absent)" <Absent@wcnet.org>
Hey,Man....While you were all busy crucifyin, The United Ohioan-Great
Lakes, Michigan-Indonesian-Canadian MInuteYeti and various others were
testing ARTILLERY on the
PAGAN-POTTIES. While you were Killing THE DEAD, WE WERE TESTING
IMPLEMENTS TO DESTROY THE LIVING.
YEA, and The PinK SHALL know FEAR, and Shall TREMBLE in the WAKE of the
mighty WASSIM-guns of DeTROIT, and The Potatoes shall FLY unto the
foolish...BEHOLD, and EVEN The LOunges of the pinks, YEA; and th VERY
FURNITURE SHall Turned be against them, YEA and they Shall TREMBLE, for
Mighty is DOBBS, AND The SPAwn OF THE YETI!!!!
And TIE-DOWNS shall TENSE Themselves Like SWOLLEN GLANDS In Just and
Righteous
An-TI-ci-PA-tion Of mThe Smiting of the NUGEpinks at The MISSILES from
The CAtapults and
the SEIGE O'SLACK (tm) Arsenal. and the COMING of OGEE-PoGEE(TM)The LAke
Erie Creature
fromLake Erie to CLAIM BACK The Swamps.
Also very therapuetic.Got miles worth of rant out of it, and a great
excuse to overcapatilize.
The Rev. DKTR. BhodHISSatva william ABSENT the Flatulant, High Pope Of
THE GREAT BLACK SWAMP ANd EMPORER of The GREAT LAKES.
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From: clbundy@indy.net (Christopher Lee)
In article <33CA4B65.753F@firefly.prairienet.org> "$T.&REUX,KSC" <saint@firefly.prairienet.org> writes:
>> qpm@geocities.com (Thistle "Razorface" Kachunk QPM) wrote:
>> >I don't feel sorry. It makes me laugh that so many SubGenii believe
>> >this girlfriend/boyfriend nonsense. You know, I couldn't believe the
>> >number of people I saw at the Drill sitting around talking about what
>> >Hedonists they were, and the paucity of those who ever DID anything
>> >hedonistic.
HEY! I had on some s-e-x-y CORDUROY SHORTS! That was all the more hedonism
*I* needed! But I got more- a very lovely lady feeding me Neco Wafers! Now
THAT'S hedonism!
But then, the modern Church seems to be about impotently
>> >complaining about the fact that your life is totally controlled by
>> >pinks.
Yeah, the Pink Man is keeping me down! Kill Pinky!
Someone else wrote:
>> This sorta reminds me of last year's crucifixion. They hung Dobbs, and
>> then Legume spat upon him. Like lemmings to the sea...half a dozen
>> more stepped up and cleverly spat upon him. I was mildly amused to see
>> the independant SubGenii behaving like the little sheep they so
>> heartily dismiss. I called out "Who will piss upon this man?" But no
>> one whipped it out....that's when I knew that 95% of them would never
>> actually step out of line when it comes down to it.
Yadda yadda yadda...
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