Date: 8 Jul 1997 23:41:55 GMT
Well, I woke up on Thursday with one of those nice queasy feelings in the
pit of my stomach. You know, the kind you get when you know something
good is going to happen. My mother (Darlene "Yes I am a pagan quit making
fun of them before I kick your ass and then have my daughter do it too"
StormJEV) got me up at the butt crack of dawn (about four a.m.) to start
our pilgramage to beautiful Sherman, NY. We also brought along her
boyfriend's evil son ("the boy"), but he doesn't count. So anyhow, after
about the nicest nap I ever took in a car, we arrived at Brushwood. We
had to make a short excursion to Erie International Airport to pick up
Reverend Spike Jonez, but that was okay. We had "the boy" set up camp for
us. 'Twas a good start.
I don't really have too much to say about the actual festivities...I had
just about as much fun as I can before the actual X-Day. Suffice it to
say that it was more fun than a bag full of kittens and a hammer.
What I really went for was the people. I spent my weekend basking in the
slackful glow of some alt.slack greats...Modemac (who put up with my
complaining the whole time with nary a frown), Sven (who did the same
thing, but also gave me a Keroppi plate, which my mother immediately
stole), Spike Jonez (who was a great help to me when I needed a shoulder
to bitch on--not to mention when "the boy" got drunk because stupid me
thought I didn't have to babysit him the entire time), Lou "Winking Lizard
GOD" Duchez (who *finally* got to meet my mother), P-Lil (a goddess), $t.
&reux (who was nice to me, as usual, but wait until the SubSite pictures
go up. The nicest thing he did for me all weekend was have Legume's wife
feel me up--thanks, Andrew!), Cthulhu (whose name I'm sure I spelled
wrong...he put up with me talking about my runny chili and fixed me yummy
chicken), Myrkury (another misspelled name, I'm sure--meat god and keeper
of the cheese, pepperoni, and Paisano), Selina (the golden-throated
goddess that keeps company with Dyna), Dyna (god of the ride board. I'm
proud to have you as alt.slack janitor!), Pastor Craig (you're not ugly),
Nickie Deathchick (who obviously let me win the wrestling match), Rev. Uni
(thanks for letting me see you naked), Rev. Pee Kitty (thanks for letting
me see your wife naked), Dave Lynch (I will never steal clothing again),
Thistle (your purple hair was a beacon of interesting-ness), Chris Lee
(king of foaming beer), Phred (what can I say about such a god?), and
anyone else I forgot because I'm fucking retarded.
Oh, and a special thank you to Betsy F. Ross and Godfather Gilan, who are
without computer (someone can pass on the message, I'm sure), and gave my
stupid ass a ride back to Cincinnati. Thank you thank you thank you!
Oh, and I'm not as wonderful as everyone says. Why do you people have to
lie about me? I'm an evil snarling ugly person who isn't happy in the
morning, in the afternoon, or any other time for that matter! So there!
Can't wait until next year!
--
"In the meantime, here's some usless information unless you've got gerbils." -- Thomas Dolby, 1986 www.headspace.com & www.tdolby.com
The Contessa Lady Miss Siouxsie Sakamoto, Queen of All Geeks
http://members.aol.com/MsSakamoto/index.html
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From: phred@uss.net (Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q Armageddon (pope.))
In our last episode, mssakamoto@aol.com (MsSakamoto) spake thusly:
(Censored for your protection)
>In last week's episode, $T. &REUX, KSC babbled:
>> So the first THAT one is where you, David, are shamelessly
>> allowing your b****** to be groped by Miss Sakamoto,
>> and the second one is where she's bu**ering you up the heinie
>> with a big d*** with BIG RED STRAPS??
>That was Dave?!? Damn. And all this time I thought it was you I was
>molesting with the bestrapped d***!
What I want to know is not who was being rogered, I want to know
why I didn't see any of this? Why must you people do these things out
of my sight? I would not chide thee. Do you feel that I am a wet
blanket: a Party Pooper?
I've noticed these things: Whilst I was sleeping, there's oil
wrestling, nude baptisims, live yeti sex. When I awaken, there's the
preaching of Stang....
Why must I always be "out of the loop"?
i ask you.
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From: dflync01@homer.louisville.edu (David F Lynch)
$T.&REUX,KSC (saint@firefly.prairienet.org) wrote:
:
: So the first THAT one is where you, David, are shamelessly
: allowing your breasts to be groped by Miss Sakamoto,
: and the second one is where she's buggering you up the heinie
: with a big dick with BIG RED STRAPS??
:
: Just want to make sure...
I didn't even hardly remember THAT one. Come to think of it, it's probably
best not to post that one either, as being photographed in the abominable
act of being buggered by a six foot tall girl with BIG RED STRAPS is looked
upon unkindly in certain Canadian provinces, and I shudder to think what
Marvin Lee Aday would do with those pictures. No, the one I was thinking
Charlie shouldn't post was the one with the lobotomy scars and the bottle
of Brainwash soda and the three of us. You know, _that_ one. 'Course,
we're all cosmopolitan here in Louisville, Kenfucky, so it shouldn't make
no nevermind, but we Subgenii always err on the side of caution anyway.
If the Church is gonna get in deep shit it oughta at least be cause of
violence instead of sex, seeing as how that's closer to most people's idea
of a religion anwyay.
--
Brrr-woowoowooowooowoowoo-brrrRRRRRrrrrr (Galaxians 7/83)
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From: dflync01@homer.louisville.edu (David F Lynch)
Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q Armageddon (pope.) (phred@uss.net) wrote:
: In our last episode, mssakamoto@aol.com (MsSakamoto) spake thusly:
: (Censored for your protection)
(Further censored to remove dangerous Communist propaganda)
:
: >In last week's episode, $T. &REUX, KSC babbled:
:
: >> So the first T*** one is where you, David, are s****lessly
: >> allowing your b****** to be g***** by Miss S***moto,
: >> and the s***** one is where she's bu**ering you up the h*****
: >> with a big d*** with BIG R** STRAPS??
:
: >That was Dave?!? D***. And all this t*** I thought it was you I was
: >m******** with the bestrapped d***!
:
: What I want to know is not who was being rogered, I want to know
: why I didn't see any of this? Why must you p***** do these things out
: of my sight? I would not c**** thee. Do you feel that I am a wet
: b******: a Party P*****?
Must've been an administrative oversight. Didn't you get your orgy
invitation? No, really. We would've let you in on the mass molestation.
You just don't have enough of an affinity for techno.
: I've noticed these t*****: Whilst I was sleeping, there's oil
: wrestling, nude baptisims, l*** yeti sex. When I awaken, there's the
: preaching of S****....
Ah. There's your problem. Sleeping. In the immortal words of Kevin
Ayers, "Why are we sleeping?"
: Why must I always be "out of the loop"?
:
: i ask you.
Because you're loopy?
--
Brrr-woowoowooowooowoowoo-brrrRRRRRrrrrr (Galaxians 7/83)
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From: DynaSoar@YGRI.net (Doktor DynaSoar)
phred@uss.net (Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q Armageddon (pope.)) sent bitwaves which read:
} I've noticed these things: Whilst I was sleeping, there's oil
}wrestling, nude baptisims, live yeti sex. When I awaken, there's the
}preaching of Stang....
}
} Why must I always be "out of the loop"?
You're being groomed to become innocent. We found out the only way to
get extra peanuts aboard the saucers is to hold a virgin sacrifice.
You're gonna have to do.
} i ask you.
i tell you.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
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From: TheCharlie <NOSPAMcharliec@cybernex.net>
$T.&REUX,KSC wrote:
>
> TheCharlie wrote:
> >
> > Doktor DynaSoar wrote:
> > >
> > > "$T.&REUX,KSC" <saint@firefly.prairienet.org> sent bitwaves which read:
> > > }David F Lynch wrote:
> > > }> MsSakamoto (mssakamoto@aol.com) wrote:
> > > }> : Well, that's lucky for you, too, isn't it? :-) Although I already gave
> > > }> : Charlie permission to put any up of me that he wanted! Bwahahahaha!
> > > }> Oh, no, I'm not talking about THAT one, I hope THAT one goes up! I'm
> > > }> talking about the OTHER one, the one that could cause potential legal
> > > }> problems..
> > > }
> > > } So the first THAT one is where you, David, are shamelessly
> > > } allowing your breasts to be groped by Miss Sakamoto,
> > > } and the second one is where she's buggering you up the heinie
> > > } with a big dick with BIG RED STRAPS??
> > > }
> > > } Just want to make sure...
> > >
> > > I'm glad you kids waited for this stuff until I'd gone to Erie to pick
> > > people up. I don't think I coulda took the excitement. Us nasty old
> > > hicks ain't used to this stuff.
> >
> > Then why did you send me a check for 4 copies of each?
>
> Hey, where's my cut? I arranged the lighting...
You arranged the lighting? Oh.. you mean the headlights?
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