Official Announcement
Church of the SubGenius
This letter is to inform all members that the women who is known to the SubGenius as Rev Nickie, Rev Nickie Deathchick, etc. has been officially removed from membership in the Church of the SubGenius. Due to the policies of the Church hierarchy her membership card will not be revoked and she will retain all that was originally promised with the purchase of said card. Including, but not limited to a seat on the spacecraft on X-day should she choose to take it. However, as her membership in the Church was borne on false pretences in order to infiltrate the Church, all contact or affiliation with Rev Nickki is hereby terminated.
We have been investigating this matter for the past two years, and unfortunately,others have begun to draw the same conclusions and publicly post their accusations. Although the fore mentioned posted allegations are mostly false, exaggerated and non-conclusive, enough has been said to provoke this public message.
Rev Nickie, is a high ranking member of an opposing religious cult that had successfully infiltrated the Church. Although not much damage was done, she had managed to work her way extremely close to the inner circle as well as learning many of the secrets through aligning her self with members of the inner circle. However, suspicious of her intentions from the beginning we managed to keep the damage to a minimum.
Although we will not dictate our members dealings with others, this post is an official notice and warning to our members. As well as an explanation as to why Rev Nickie will no longer be welcome at SubGenius events, or mentioned by Church Hierarchy. As the Inner Circle has known of this injunction for some time further injury
to the Church will not be sustained.
And once again we have overcome another of THEIR plots to attempt to stop US. Soon THEY will learn that nothing can stop the mighty Church of the SubGenius, as we are protected by the very real "Bob" as THEY claim a false make-believe god that offers No protection, NO advise, and most of all No INTELLIGENCE REPORTS!, although that may be an oxymoron when it comes to "Bob".
In order to clear up any unsubstantiated rumors, I have been permitted by the Church Hierarchy to reveal some of what we know about this situation. The Hierarchy of the Church will not entertain any further private questions into this matter and all such will be ignored. IF possible I will answer only those questions to which I have been given permission to answer in a public forum. In otherwords do not write or e-mail as your letter will not be answered.
Jesus
Spokesperson
Internal affairs
Church of the SubGenius
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From: an462564@anon.penet.fi (Mr. Pus)
X-Anonymously-To: alt.slack
Organization: Anonymous forwarding service
Date: Wed, 28 Feb 1996 12:38:51 UTC
Subject: REV.NICKIE CONSPIRACIES REVEAL'D!!! READ!
This itself is part-two of mine expose' on the machinations and heritage of
REV. NICKIE.
Here is a basic over-view on the connections between vari'd conspiracies of
which I will speak. If thou dost disagree with me, thine sources are merely
different, and I do not wish to dispute thusly at-this-time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{-----------[PRIORY OF SION]------------}
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[CIA]--------------[MAFIA]-------} [MASONS]
| \ |
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Possibly, there | \ |
art many more [VATICAN]----------} |
connections to | \ |
be releal'd in | \ |
time, but this [KNIGHTS OF MALTA]----------[P2]
shall do for-now.
REV. NICKIE ties in with many complex aspects of these:
*REV. NICKIE's paternal grandfather, a 33rd degree MASON, wrote an article
in a magazine found in a Switzerland Masonic lodge; a magazine called
CIRCUIT, published by the PRIORY OF SION. The article was concerning the
Merovingian heritage in barely-coded language.
*The Hapsburg family, on REV. NICKIE's maternal side, who legalized
FREEMASONRY in their country, donat'd money to a cathedral to MARY
MAGDELENE, the mother of Jesus' descendants, and therefore a progenitor of
REV. NICKIE, descendant of this-line.
*The capitol of the Merovingian family, Stenay, has a coat-of-arms upon
which is represent'd the BAPHOMET symbol, or devil. This coat-of-arms is
also thst of the MICHAUD family, to this day, which is REV. NICKIE's family
name. The principle cathedral in this city faces SIRIUS in summer, the line
of aliens said to have been progenitor of Jesus, and thus REV. NICKIE.
*Also to be found on the MICHAUD coat-of-arms is the symbol-- )+(
This is known to be representative of the mysterious alien intelligence
called UMMO.
Jules Verne, also a Merovingian family member, wrote of the Mary Magdelene
cathedral in "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" on coded language. The
cathedral is said to be an entrance to the HOLLOW EARTH. A book about this
was written by an entity calling itself LAMY, said to really be UMMO. Upon
the cathedral is written: THIS PLACE IS ACCURSED. ?????
*The day when REV. NICKIE was first (?) brought into the world under
mysterious circumstances, Feb 8th 1974, was the time in which author Philip
K. Dick was having contact with aliens from SIRIUS (feb-mar 74).
My next-post on the subject will be speculation as to what REV. NICKIE is
doing NOW at this-time in The Church of the Subgenius, and how it ties into
the vari'd conspiracies.
WARNING_____-----do not tell her any more sensitive information!!!!!!!
~Mr. Pus
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From: anthony@atlantis.actrix.gen.nz (Anthony Hobbs)
Subject: Re: REV.NICKIE CONSPIRACIES REVEAL'D!!! READ!
Date: Thu, 29 Feb 1996 23:08:40 GMT
In article <124302Z28021996@anon.penet.fi>,
Mr. Pus <an462564@anon.penet.fi> wrote:
> This itself is part-two of mine expose' on the machinations and heritage of
> REV. NICKIE.
Not bad, if a little simplified, especially about the Stenay-Michaud
connection. My only gripe with your expose is this:
> Jules Verne, also a Merovingian family member, wrote of the Mary Magdelene
> cathedral in "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" on coded language. The
> cathedral is said to be an entrance to the HOLLOW EARTH. A book about this
> was written by an entity calling itself LAMY, said to really be UMMO. Upon
> the cathedral is written: THIS PLACE IS ACCURSED. ?????
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In the original Latin, "TERRIBILUS EST LOCUS ISTE". The first word should
not precisely be translated as "accursed". The true significance of it is
left to the reader as an exercise.
--
Anthony "Slug of Doom" Hobbs, GCP: musician and amateur ranter, Wellington, NZ.
hobbs_a@ix.wcc.govt.nz anthony@actrix.gen.nz
"I say the US GOVERNMENT should strike a DOUBLE BLOW for SOCIOPATHS and
the ECONOMY by RELEGALIZING PIRACY on the high seas!" - Pope Podex, alt.slack
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From: friday@cybercom.net (Friday Jones)
Date: Thu, 07 Mar 1996 19:57:40 -0500
Organization: 1st Heretical Church of Herbert West, Scientist
> Official Announcement
> Church of the SubGenius
>
> This letter is to inform all members that the women who is known to the
SubGenius as
> Rev Nickie, Rev Nickie Deathchick, etc. has been officially removed
from membership
> in the Church of the SubGenius.
(snip)
Oh maaaannn - purged from the Church of the SubGenius! What could be a
more gross humiliation? Having people like Reverend Ivan Stang and Jesus
Bevilacqua and Dr. K'Taden Legume turn their backs on you - Gawds, such a
blow!
Praise "Bob", I'm such a sheep that I'll never be PURGED - only HARVESTED.
- The Irreverend Friday Jones
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From: lemur@apk.net (Steve Bevilacqua)
Date: Sun, 10 Mar 1996 12:52:21 LOCAL
Watch your step Friday Jones!
A little table vending dosen't make you except from the same type of abuse.
Jesus
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From: nickie@superlink.net (rev.nickie)
Lou Duchez (ljduchez@en.com) wrote:
: In article <313ae25c.32448828@news1.radix.net>,
: revjack@radix.net (Reverend Jack) wrote:
: > Hey, that's great, just great. Let's get rid of all the good-looking,
: > feisty intelligent ones. Great.
: It's like Hydra from Marvel Comics: remove one female and two
: Uberfemmes take her place.
HEY. I ain't going anwhere. Oh, sure, I got to go to Dallas next week for
a meeting, but I'm staying here. You guys don't seriously believe all
that crap that bastard Devilacqua told you, do you? Oh sure, they can
Excommunicate me ALL THEY WANT, but I still have legions of followers who
will trust me and not that evil, corrupt, Church Hierarchy. Truth is, ol'
Rev. Nickie was getting too popular, and was taking all the limelight
offa those OLD MEN. I suppose you believe that dope Mr. Pus, too. He's
probably really one of those guys in disguise, trying to spread lies and
rumors, all conflicting.
At least no one's ever going to call me an Uberfemme anymore.
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie the Excommunicated
http://www.rlabs.com/revnickie/
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