7 am -- XX-Moment -- approaches swiftly like a pale horse. The assembled multitudes, the only True SubGenii of the Church (all who slept or stayed home are posers), raise their arms to the sky.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1... "FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! EYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!" (Sound effect of The Salute)