Stang..
if you get this message, I sent this 5 minutes ago
Steve,
That paragraph was a bit garbled; Istanbul for a couple sounds good.
My $500 goes out Monday; I'll tell George we'd like to at least modify the start to meet the ship at Mykonos between 1400 and 2300 on the 6th, and also that we want to double up in a K cabin, and send you a copy, of course so you can catch any errors.
Assuming, of course, that J. R. "Bob" Dobbs lied about the Rupture and we Ministers of the Church of the Subgenius won't really be escaping the planet in the saucers of the Men from Planet X with the Sex Goddesses in about, oh, 2.5 hours as I write this: 7 AM 5 July 1998 is X Hour on Day ...whenever 7 AM shows up in your time zone, so any Subs in Sydney have already been Ruptured. It's too late for you to be saved, of course, but compose yourself and concentrate on one or more of the following:
1] Visit the Subgenius subsite [search those two words in Yahoo and you get one choice] and download, especially .wav files as if your life depended on it. It does.*
2] Remember the words of G. Gordon Gordon "We don't make fun of religion...we're in it to make MONEY off religion."
3] Ditto the words of my personal friend Rev. Ivan Stang [I took his wife down last year...on scuba as a "Discover Scuba Diving"]: "Some people call this church a joke; well if it is, it's the Greatest Joke Ever Told!"
4] Or one of the prime tenets of the church: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
*Best *.wav files to download: [ .wav assumed ]
jcsmoked The word o' Stang itself
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repent
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sacred
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toomuch Dr. Dr. Reverend Pope David N. Meyer, DDS
wbainyc National Public Radio from about 16-18 years ago
Of course, I'm just twiddling my thumbs till 7 AM, now about 2 hours away. If I don't get picked up by the saucers, I'm making a really pissed-off videotape to send to Stang to include in the X-Day tape, Praise Bob. I'm supposed to be Ruptured wherever I am, and if not I'll be pissed and out for revenge.
That's how people and Yeti-descendents [aka Subgenii] get when the gods fail us; or even our high Epopt, "Bob", the grinning idiot with the sacred pipe in his mouth. Who was actually assassinated many years ago in San Francisco at a Devival, and has since risen and been killed again in many strange ways.....like when he reincarnated over a bonfire the time he was cast out of Hell for screwing the Devil's wife.
Maybe you'd havesent your $10/20/30 [depending on the year] in to "Bob" had you only known of some of the illustrious media personalities who have allowed him access to their most sacred orfices....their wallets. Subs such as Timothy Leary, R. Crumb, and the entire Church band Devo ["Whip It"], or nacherly my own self, Rev. Zafod Rockatansky.
Just like the popes of another fairly well-known church, we tend to name ourselves for traits we supposedly admire in others, but it sdoesn't mean we can't also turn around and stab their principles in the back while maintaining a holier-than-thou-or-just-about-anyone-else attitude. See if you can figure my references... one is easy, and for you both should be easy.
Well, it must be true. First time in memory that I can't get a time signal from WWV on 5, 10, 15, or 20 MHz. Being blocked by the saucers. That's it; you're dead meat. iM' OURTa heeer..
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