Doug,
Copped these off alt.slack. Look's like another legend is born.
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>>Ya know, friend, I heard that being said by a lot of Bobbies this past weekend, but coming from you is a whole other story. Wow. We may have pitched Stang into the pool and then into that pond, but let's face it, it couldn't have been a better 20 year party. So, once we recover, who has any ideas for next year?
>>Heather
>I do! How 'bout a Pill/Chainsaw Festival in Arkansas? It's BEEN done. People were still alive and shit when it was over. Church air, too.
>- Rev. Sterno
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>M'muh!
I say we all get little tents and hold up for three days with a hot little cuttie and make Sterno throw the festival all by himself. It would be the Ying to this years Yang.
- Rev. Strange
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At the site, evidence of drug paraphernalia has been found along with pornography but none of it has so far led to any clues. An inordinate amount of crusted semen was found on the inside of one tent reportedly having belonged to someone named "Stern O. Docks" and his wife during the event.
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Position available immediately.
Need positive self-motivator to scrub the jizz out of Sterno's tent. The successful candidate will be able to scrape ALL the splotches off the tent wall interiors, floor, tent poles, support arms, stakes, and all ventilating flaps.
You must provide your own tools for this contract position. Recommended minimum toolkit is:
Wire Brush
Sanding Block, with two reams of double ought sandpaper Flame Thrower
Big Red Strap
The tent was last seen floating down the Brushwood dirt road on a sea of white foam. When it dries it will be retrieved by the Sherman, NY HAZMAT Team and mailed to your house.
email for further details
-lafe
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Man, I had a GREAT time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing I forgot to bring (according to Debi) was some very drippy candles (!!!) and some leather restraints (!!!!!!!!!!).
MAN!
THANKS MARY!!!!!!
- Sterno
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Rev. Sternodox Keckhaver - Pope, Bassist, Frop-Tester
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