Symptoms:
Lethargy
Hot flashes
Inability to cry or summon up strong emotion
Exhaustion after performing even the simplest tasks
Panting
Sleep disorder
Nausea; lack of appetite
Desire to move to Dallas
***
Is anyone else having these symptoms or is it just me?
- Friday
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From: saint andreux <saint@!bugger-off!prairienet.org>
My symptoms:
1. Wanting to hide from the general populace.
2. Eating a lot of salmon cream cheese.
3. No tolerance for beer out of a can.
4. Anger at co-workers for letting the system you were working
on go to shit over the weekend so that I have to fix everything
OVER again.
5. No tolerance for drivers on the highway.
6. Irritation at television.
7. Desire to work from home.
8. Anger at credit card companies for cashing payments far
faster than they ever have in existence before so that my
account goes negative and I have to pay fees to the bank.
There may be simularities. You decide.
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From: Sketchy Albedo <revjack@radix.net>
Yes! Yes! Yes!
MEE TOO
I'm on vacation from work all this week and I guess I'm supposed to be
having a good time, but all I can think about is, "Wall to wall Pinks" and
"World without Slack".
What is the CURE???
--
_________________
revjack@radix.net
Give way to your worst inpulse
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From: "kevbob" <kevbob.AlLsPaM@ecsis.net>
>
> Is anyone else having these symptoms or is it just me?
everything except for the desire to move to dallas.
i figured it was just the high humidity.
hmmm,
how's the humidity level in dallas?
--
"the middle just got a whole lot harder."
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From: 1136767@skytel.com (Dr. Derek Robb, Kaiju Hakase)
IrRev. Friday Jones <friday@subgenius.com> exploded:
|Is anyone else having these symptoms or is it just me?
Nope. Quite the contrary. Personally, i've noticed symptoms more along the
order of:
Hyperactivity
Increased belligerence
Shorter, funnier temper
Increased production of writing/drawing/coding/etc
Explosions
Extra fingers/toes/nervous systems
Sweaty eyeballs
and a bunch of other stuff i've not yet figured out how to describe.
--
You can't fight City Hall, but you can for goddamn sure blow it up.
http://www.tezcat.com/~aieeee http://www.nutmeg.net
reply-email to THIS: a i e e e e @ t e z c a t . c o m
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From: "Don Fnordlioni" <donfnord-remove@angstrom-remove.net>
>What is the CURE???
Send one dollar to
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214
I couldn't resist.
Haj Don Fnordlioni, Cap'n of the Fightin' Fnordian Rangers
--Year 2000: Xists DEPART--
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From: box2321@teleport.com (P. O. Box 2321)
Oddly, my symptoms are nearly the reverse:
Ability to ride strong emotions like bengal tigers
Buoyancy over trivialities
Connections to new friends
Energy for important tasks
Go figure, doktor.
-O.
--
Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite - SubGenius since 1982 - onan@subgenius.com
Send One Dollar to http://www.subgenius.com/ for Eternal Salvation
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From: Steve Slack <Obnostic@erols.com>
My symptoms are a horniness that just won't go away, and a
desire to kick my bosses' teeth in.
--
Obnostic@erols.com
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/5867
AN ASS having heard some Musicians playing, was highly
enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody,
demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such
beautiful voices. They replied, "Gigs!" The Ass resolved that
he would live only upon gigs, and in a short time died of hunger.
-Aesop...freely adapted by Dr. Oscar
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From: BRYNMAWR@webtv.net (D. J. Farrell)
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Group: alt.slack Date: Fri, Jul 10, 1998, 12:17pm (EDT-1) From:
saint@!bugger-off!prairienet.org (saint=A0andreux) Re: PXDS - Post X-Day
Syndrome
IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
Symptoms:
[snip!]
[Is anyone else having these symptoms or is it just me?]
=A0No, you're not the only one...
=A0=A0=A0=A0 My symptoms:
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 1. Wanting to hide from the general populace. OH YES!!!.
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 3. No tolerance for beer out of a can. There ought to
be a law!!!
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 4. Anger at co-workers for letting the system you were
working =A0 on go to shit over the weekend so that I have to fix
everything =A0 OVER again. In my case, it only took one day!!!
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 5. No tolerance for drivers on the highway.YES!
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 6. Irritation at television. YES!!
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 7. Desire to work from home. More like, the desire to
LOCK YOURSELF INTO your home, forever, and work for BOB!
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 8. Anger at credit card companies for cashing payments
far =A0 faster than they ever have in existence before so that my =A0
account goes negative and I have to pay fees to the bank. Is there any
such thing as a GOOD credit card company? I think not.
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 There may be simularities. You decide.
--
Add to this, Confronting every problem with an Enigmatic Grin. The
desire to run Naked through the woods, Screaming "Fuck you if you can't
take a joke" at inappropriate times...
"The Ear of Bob" has not left my tape player since X-Day!!! JHVH
Hates Phred has gotten heavy rotation since then, too...
Rev. D. J. : )
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++9 out of 10 Brain Surgeons agree,
www.angelfire.com/ny/BrynmawrMusicPlus/index.html is a great place to
be!
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From: DrLegume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>
My symptoms:
A craving for big white pain pills and rum.
Confusion.
An urge to go use up all my bullets.
A tugging feeling at the base of my skull that makes me want to get a
job.
Legume
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From: DrLegume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net>
kevbob wrote:
>
> DrLegume <drlegume@bellatlantic.net> wrote:
> > My symptoms:
> > An urge to go use up all my bullets.
>
> pistol question folks:
>
> revolver or semi-auto?
>
> also, is .45 the way to go for a newbie? what cost am i lookin' at?
> i've been told about $300 for a used .45 including the paperwork but not
> including training.
I prefer revolvers myself. Less moving parts, less likely to jam. But
then, I'm kind of a Luddite when it comes to hanguns. Mine is a single
action Ruger Blackhawk Convertable that shoots 38 special, 357magnum,
and if I switch to the extra cylinder, 9mm parabellum. I opted for that
because I know that all of the DEAD COPS after Judgement Day will have
pockets full of 9mm.
For a newbie, I'd suggest Taurus's new 357 magnum 8 shot revolver. You
can load it with 38 specials until you learn to shoot accurately, then
load it with the BIG STUFF when you want to hunt or blast huge holes
through niggers and mormons when they try to steal your shit.
With 8 shots you're still pretty close to the maximum legal amount of
bullets you can have in a handgun, the 357s are Hell Unchained compared
to 9mm, plus you can get the Taurus new for about $300...and it comes
with a lifetime repair warranty.
Don't get me wrong, the Colt 1911 in 45auto is a damn fine gun, but if
you're a newbie I believe you should go with something lighter that
still packs a lethal punch.
And for Chrissakes, spend a few bucks and LEARN TO USE THE GODDAMN THING
RIGHT.
I hope that clears it up for you.
Legume
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