(from the Mission of the Burning Tongue, Wellington, New Zealand)
1) The most disturbing thing about the two days since July 5th has
been my realisation that part of me actually *expected* the Xists to
arrive. *Seriously*, not as "part of the satire", or whatever. This
success of SubGenius "auto-programming" (Pulling the Wool Over One's
Own Eyes/You Pay To Know What You Really Believe) is noted, but it is
also questioned... could the Church actually achieve TOTAL, NON-IRONIC
belief if it so chose? Could this power possibly be used for
anti-Conspiracy ends, or would it inevitably lead to the foretold
"Evil Church of the End Times"? Has it already?
2) If the X-ists truly aren't due for another six thousand years,
surely what we *really* need to be worrying about next is "oe", Time
Intersection 2178. It's surely necessary that we establish TOTAL WORLD
SUBGENIUS SUPERIORITY in the next 180 years, which should really be a
doddle. But the catch is... since the Xists/JHWH/"Bob"/ Stang/
whoeverthefuckyouwannablame have signally failed to DESTROY the
Conspiracy, ENSLAVE the humans and put US in charge... it is therefore
incumbent upon us, if we are to fulfil our YETI RACIAL HERITAGE, to
*DO IT OURSELVES*. Suggestions will be noted.
3) Yes, I'm a dogma-spouting asshole Bobbie. That's because I think
there's still something of value in the dogma. If that causes some of
you SMUG SUPERIOR OH-SO-HIP IRONIC I NEVER BELIEVED IN
THE SAUCERS FOR A SECOND to look down on me, then it won't be the
first time I was told that I was "being silly". Those people will, of
course, be my slaves in the SubGenius afterlife. The point is... now
that the "technological paradise in the flesh" promised by Dobbs (if
he ever existed in the flesh, which I find *completely irrelevant* -
he's still twice as real as most False Jesii) has fallen through, it
is incumbent upon ONLY US to BUILD THE NEW DOBBSTOWN on PLANET EARTH'S
GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND.
I have made my commitment. Here I stand and here remain. Or kill me.
Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless, GCP
Musician, writer, theoretician, micronationalist and witch
http://shell.ihug.co.nz/~norway/lawless.htm
"Love has come, love has come. Inside, outside, it shall be revealed." - Todd Rundgren
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From: terrygibson@rocketmail.com
Ya know what? I think that you need to lay off the
role playing games for a while and have sex with
someone.
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From: Unit4@Sputum.Com (Doktor DynaSoar)
In alt.slack Anthony Lawless wrote:
^2) If the X-ists truly aren't due for another six thousand years,
^surely what we *really* need to be worrying about next is "oe", Time
^Intersection 2178.
The 8661 gambit was a pathetic dodge by the understandably panicked Stang to
prevent rapid dismembering. It didn't work, but he lucked out and just got
tarred and feathered.
The world as we know it HAS ended.
The fact that this happened long ago is irrelevant. Something was needed to
make us notice.
--
(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Doktor DynaSoar Iridium, Scienfictiontologist
ll ll Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot, Somedamnwhere, VA
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, ElectroChurch of the SubGenius
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From: norway@bitemespamboysIHUG.CO.NZ (Anthony Lawless)
On Wed, 08 Jul 1998 01:49:32 GMT, terrygibson@rocketmail.com wrote:
>Ya know what? I think that you need to lay off the
>role playing games for a while and have sex with
>someone.
You volunteering? I'll be in the Bay Area July 18-27. Wear something
easily ripped.
Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless, GCP
Musician, writer, theoretician, micronationalist and witch
http://shell.ihug.co.nz/~norway/lawless.htm
"Love has come, love has come. Inside, outside, it shall be revealed." - Todd Rundgren
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From: gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon)
On Wed, 08 Jul 1998 01:49:32 GMT, terrygibson@rocketmail.com wrote:
>
>>
>Ya know what? I think that you need to lay off the
>role playing games for a while and have sex with
>someone.
Physician, Heal thyself!.....azzzole!
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From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
God damn it, this is the most sensible post I've read yet since I got home
from Brushwood. This man has PERSPECTIVE. I am SO GOD DAMN GLAD that
SOMEBODY finally noticed that teeny little Omicron Epsilon thing.
He is right. It is time to get to work. YOU FAITHLESS BASTARDS!!!
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