For all of you bungheads who are always picking on Pastor Crag:
Who was not afraid to wrestle a live, nekkid gurl?
Who was the only one who got a look at a pool full of naked babes,
stripped and jumped in?
Who proved he could take a joke better than most of his critics?
Who got more nookie than Andreux? (well actually everyone got more
than Andreux)
Who helped slaughter, cook and eat a whole pig?
I didn't notice anyone from the alt.slack ghetto mixing it like
Pastor Craig.
Oh and the #1 selling button at X-day was "I screwed Pastor Craig"
Pastor Craig has earned his august position and he can drink vodka,
bully bobbies and shoot rats with me any time!
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From: "kevbob" <kevbob.AlLsPaM@ecsis.net>
ya,
but,
did you see that purple golf shirt he was wearin'?
yeeesh!!!!
--
"i can see the middle,
but now,
now it all seems so,
so,
i dunno."
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From: btm@billtmiller.com (B T M)
In article <35a797cd.7506220@news.io.com>, gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon) wrote:
> For all of you bungheads who are always picking on Pastor Crag:
> Who was not afraid to wrestle a live, nekkid gurl?
> Who was the only one who got a look at a pool full of naked babes,
> stripped and jumped in?
> Who proved he could take a joke better than most of his critics?
I am ONE of PASTOR CRAIG'S hardcore fans.
He's modest and cocky at the same time.
But watch out...MODEMAC is coming up fast as a SEX GOD.
(everytime I looked up, he had a NAKED NYMPH at his side.)
And don't forget ...David Lynch - The Porn Star with the NINE-FOOT
UMBRELLA DICK, he's gonna be bigger than all of them.
> Who got more nookie than Andreux? (well actually everyone got more
> than Andreux)
> Who helped slaughter, cook and eat a whole pig?
> I didn't notice anyone from the alt.slack ghetto mixing it like
> Pastor Craig.
> Oh and the #1 selling button at X-day was "I screwed Pastor Craig"
> Pastor Craig has earned his august position and he can drink vodka,
> bully bobbies and shoot rats with me any time!
CRAIG was onstage shooting VIDY and LOADS during the
Lacivious Exibitions X-ist's Sex Goddess GangBang.
(Craig? please send BTM some footage.)
BUT least we forget....PASTOR CRAIG took the SQUID at X-Drill '96.
Those of you who witnessed SUSIE the FLOOZY tittie fuck the
X-Drill Prairie Squid, will remembers AFTER Suzie did the Squid TWICE,
PASTOR CRAIG jumped up and THIRD-NOSTRIL SKULL SLACKFUXed the SLACK
out of that SQUID.
Dok BTM - LUVS YOU ALL!
ORGY OF SLACK <http://billtmiller.com/slack/>
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From: nickie@subgenius.com ( Rev. Nickie)
~ Oh and the #1 selling button at X-day was "I screwed Pastor Craig"
Me and Jesus almost had to duke it out for the last one, but Friday found
one more for him. We both proudly have one!
Although I do have to say that Passa Craig did look like a deer caught in
the headlights when the drunk, angry mob of belligerent Connieites started
taking his pants down.
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nickie@subgenius.com
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