BELCH!!!!
"PAMMY, WAKE UP, IT'S X-DAY!"
"mmmhhhnnnn....sleeping...go 'way."
"HERE, YOU GOTTA HAVE THIS!"
"Ow! Quit it!"
"NO, YOU GOTTA TAKE THIS!!"
"Ow! Ow!"
"C'MON! IT'S YOUR SAUCER TICKET. YOU GOTTA HAVE IT SO THE SAUCERS WILL
FIND YOU!"
"Ow! Quit stabbing me with the pointy end of it then."
"OH, SORRY...ANYWAY IT'S X-DAY, PAMMY, X-DAY! OKAY,
READY...TEN...NINE...EIGHT...SEVEN...SIX...FIVE...FOUR..."
"That clock's set wrong..."
"YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP BECAUSE I WOKE YOU...THREE...TWO...ONE!
X-DAY!!!!! WOOO, X-DAY!!!!!"
"Woke me after five hours of sleep by burping at me and shouting at me
and stabbing me. Let's be honest about this okay, and anyway that
clock IS set wrong."
"WHO'S SHOUTING? IT'S X-DAY! I'LL CALL TIME SERVICE AND CHECK, MS.
SMARTYPANTS!"
("Time in the City of Medicine, 7:01.")
"SEE, PAMMY, IT'S X-DAY, WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" HEY, BUT WHERE ARE THE
SAUCERS, HUH???"
"Scared off by all the shouting I suppose."
"GEE YOU'RE GRUMPY! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO MISS IT WOULD YOU AND
TELL EVERYBODY YOU SLEPT THROUGH IT?!
"Humpppffff."
Forty minutes of very excited shouting later:
"YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP AREN'T YOU? I'LL JUST TIPTOE OFF AND LET YOU
REST THEN."
"........"
SPOTS--who just woke up from a nap---anybody else having as much fun
as me?
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From: bleak1@buyamac.com (Rev. Bleak E Cycosis)
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Subject: Re: My X-Day Story: by
Date: Mon, 06 Jul 1998 04:41:54 -0700
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> SPOTS--who just woke up from a nap---anybody else having as much fun
> as me?
As a matter of fact, yes. I stayed up all night on the 4th-5th because
I couldn't remember if it was 7 am EST or PST, and then I worked a 8 hour
shift and met my "True Love", Sex Goddess, Yeti Mate; whatever.
I am hyped, seems that Bob and Eris have blessed me and rewarded me for
all of my devotion. I haven't felt this good sence I joined them both.
All that suffering and slack have paid off.
Thank you Eris and "Bob".
Hail Eris!! Praise "Bob"!!!
Rev. Bleak Cycosis
KSC, Koyanisquatsi
Man of Three Minds, At War with Two
The Bleak One(Myrkridian Architects)
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"Aim for the Legs, and Shoot Twice.
Covet Your Life, Not Your Bullets"
-Miner's Proverb(Duality)
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From: temujin9@spamless.mci2000.com (Nathaniel Eliot)
On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 04:41:54 -0700, bleak1@buyamac.com (Rev.
Bleak E Cycosis) wrote:
>> SPOTS--who just woke up from a nap---anybody else having as much fun
>> as me?
>
> As a matter of fact, yes. I stayed up all night on the 4th-5th because
>I couldn't remember if it was 7 am EST or PST, and then I worked a 8 hour
>shift and met my "True Love", Sex Goddess, Yeti Mate; whatever.
> I am hyped, seems that Bob and Eris have blessed me and rewarded me for
>all of my devotion. I haven't felt this good sence I joined them both.
>All that suffering and slack have paid off.
Well, I'll just consider this a warning. While you paid members
were smoking frappy and kicking it with Sex Goddesses, I got
mildly toasted on wine and had some pretty bad rag sex. My
feeling is, "Bob" is warning me; I'm prime material for a SG,
but I had better get a check out to Texas sometime soon if I
want true Slack.
temujin9
or it could just be a bad day...
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