Dobbs owes some people a lot of money. (Or, The Dumbest Discordians)

From: "Nuclear Waste" <bigjim@lemoorenet.com>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack
Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 23:39:41 -0700

Does Bob refund your $30.00 now or was he the only one picked up by the
ships?

Note to self, must take all seven tabs at 0715 GMT +6 to assure peaking at
0800 GMT +6

Get Wall video back.

--
Nuclear Waste
"We don't want to hear from the necropedaphiliacs."-NW
"The Paranoids are still out there!" J. Hames
ARGWUFFLE! Word without end (or meaning) Amen!

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From: <s_kenner@hotmail.com>
Date: Sun, 5 Jul 1998 08:11:14 -0500

Refund $30.00?? I thought the promise was "Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your
money back!"
Waiting for my $90.00 check. My team of lawyers said we give him 5 business
days, then we move.

Nuclear Waste wrote in message <6nn74g$feh@enews2.newsguy.com>...
>Does Bob refund your $30.00 now or was he the only one picked up by the
>ships?
>
>Note to self, must take all seven tabs at 0715 GMT +6 to assure peaking at
>0800 GMT +6
>
>Get Wall video back.
>
>--
>Nuclear Waste
>"We don't want to hear from the necropedaphiliacs."-NW
>"The Paranoids are still out there!" J. Hames
>ARGWUFFLE! Word without end (or meaning) Amen!
>
>

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From: jheikkil@highlander.cbnet.ns.ca (abel stuart)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 13:56:17 GMT

On Sat, 4 Jul 1998 23:39:41 -0700, "Nuclear Waste"
<bigjim@lemoorenet.com> wrote:

>Does Bob refund your $30.00 now or was he the only one picked up by the
>ships?
hell NO. the stipulation there is "eternal salvation or triple your
money back", but the caveat emptor thingy therein is that Dobbs dint
exactly tell you WHAT that eternal salvation *IS*. i joined the church
nearly ten years ago, thanks to copious ammounts of weed and a sick
twisted bastard of a roommate who decided to pop in Arise! into the
VCR just after i had also ingested some shrooms. that eternal
salvation isnt some fucking HEAVEN or HELLE with buxom wenches
carrying cat'o'nine tails and gasmasks with pipe attachments. HELL NO.
the eternal salvation is THINKING FER YER ON DAYMSELF. its opening
your eyes JUST ENOUGH to mock others AND yourself. that eternal
salvation is salvation and FREEDOM from having to CONFORM. now, sure,
a lot of folks dont need to send in that money to figger it all out,
but at least when you *DO* you get a hell of a lot more reference
material to use when the odd mormon or jehovahs witless knocks on your
door.....
saint bubba
armageddonist at large

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From: Pastor X <pastorx@bellatlantic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
Date: Sun, 05 Jul 1998 13:02:04 -0400

Actually, I was thinking STANG owes a lot of people money. And it's
"Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back". I got in early, he only
owes me $75.00.

Pastor X
X-Day +6 hours.

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From: "Petter Mårtensson" <demon_seed@mindless.com>

abel stuart wrote
<snip>

You still seem to be on those schrooms you talked about.

>now, sure, a lot of folks dont need to send in that money to figger it all
out,

I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
realised all the things you were talking about.
I realised it before I read it.
But you had to pay $30.
Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?

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From: Timothy Sutter <tsutter@geocities.com>

Nuclear Waste wrote:

> Does Bob refund your $30.00 now or was he the only one picked up by the
> ships?

> Note to self, must take all seven tabs at 0715 GMT +6 to assure peaking at
> 0800 GMT +6

> Get Wall video back.

45 minutes? good grief. you must have a very strange metabolism.

that is an awful lot though. should keep you up for a few days.

you were joking weren't you? tiny time capsules from Contact?

--
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Petter Mårtensson wrote:
>
> abel stuart wrote
> <snip>
>
> You still seem to be on those schrooms you talked about.
>
> >now, sure, a lot of folks dont need to send in that money to figger it all
> out,

> I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
> realised all the things you were talking about.
> I realised it before I read it.
> But you had to pay $30.
> Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?

I didn't even need The PD to get slack.

cut out the middle man, go direct to the source,,,,I always say.

--
I Won't Dignify That With a Response No One
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/2307
It all comes down to the Virgin and the Dynamo

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From: Timothy Sutter <tsutter@geocities.com>

Pastor X wrote:

> Actually, I was thinking STANG owes a lot of people money. And it's
> "Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back". I got in early, he only
> owes me $75.00.

I thought it used to be $5.00

--
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http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/2307
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From: "Nuclear Waste" <bigjim@lemoorenet.com>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack

s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote in message <6nnu1k$seh$1@news3.mr.net>...
>Refund $30.00?? I thought the promise was "Eternal salvation or TRIPLE
your
>money back!"
>Waiting for my $90.00 check. My team of lawyers said we give him 5
business
>days, then we move.
>

Silly slackies, saucers are for dweebs!

got milk?

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From: "Nuclear Waste" <bigjim@lemoorenet.com>

abel stuart wrote in message <35a084a4.4224276@nr1.montreal.istar.net>...
>On Sat, 4 Jul 1998 23:39:41 -0700, "Nuclear Waste"
><bigjim@lemoorenet.com> wrote:
>
>>Does Bob refund your $30.00 now or was he the only one picked up by the
>>ships?
>hell NO. the stipulation there is "eternal salvation or triple your
>money back", but the caveat emptor thingy therein is that Dobbs dint
>exactly tell you WHAT that eternal salvation *IS*. i joined the church
>nearly ten years ago, thanks to copious ammounts of weed and a sick
>twisted bastard of a roommate who decided to pop in Arise! into the
>VCR just after i had also ingested some shrooms. that eternal
>salvation isnt some fucking HEAVEN or HELLE with buxom wenches
>carrying cat'o'nine tails and gasmasks with pipe attachments. HELL NO.
>the eternal salvation is THINKING FER YER ON DAYMSELF. its opening
>your eyes JUST ENOUGH to mock others AND yourself. that eternal
>salvation is salvation and FREEDOM from having to CONFORM. now, sure,
>a lot of folks dont need to send in that money to figger it all out,
>but at least when you *DO* you get a hell of a lot more reference
>material to use when the odd mormon or jehovahs witless knocks on your
>door.....
>saint bubba
>armageddonist at large

Gee bubba, you coulda just played with us, started thinking for yourself
anyway, and saved $30.

As a bonus you wouldn't have had to defend your choice of joining to think
for yourself with a narrative bout how you blindly followed your roomie into
to it like a sheep to a Gaelic fuck fest.

Nuclear Waste

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From: "Nuclear Waste" <bigjim@lemoorenet.com>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack

Timothy Sutter wrote in message <359FB599.6120@geocities.com>...
>Nuclear Waste wrote:
>
>> Does Bob refund your $30.00 now or was he the only one picked up by the
>> ships?
>
>> Note to self, must take all seven tabs at 0715 GMT +6 to assure peaking
at
>> 0800 GMT +6
>
>> Get Wall video back.
>
>45 minutes? good grief. you must have a very strange metabolism.
>
>that is an awful lot though. should keep you up for a few days.
>
>you were joking weren't you? tiny time capsules from Contact?
>
Yeah, I was joking,

Had a friend who demanded 3 of them

stingy bastard

Felt it was his "right"

just cause he paid for them

I am getting so tired of the me generation.

Nuclear Waste

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Pastor X wrote in message <359FB18B.E6597EF9@bellatlantic.net>...
>Actually, I was thinking STANG owes a lot of people money. And it's
>"Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back". I got in early, he only
>owes me $75.00.
>
>Pastor X
>X-Day +6 hours.
>

See folks the slackies don't even know what they were supposed to get, or
even when...

Right now it is only X-Day +3hr32min

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abel stuart wrote:
>
> On Sat, 4 Jul 1998 23:39:41 -0700, "Nuclear Waste"
> <bigjim@lemoorenet.com> wrote:
>
> >Does Bob refund your $30.00 now or waB he the only one picked up by the
> >ships?
> hell NO. the Btipulation there iB "eternal Balvation or triple your
> money back", but the caveat emptor thingy therein is that DobbB dint
> exactly tell you WHAT that eternal Balvation *IB*. i joined the church
> nearly ten yearB ago, thankB to copiouB ammountB of weed and a Bick
> twiBted baBtard of a roommate who decided to pop in AriBe! into the
> VCR just after i had also ingeBted Bome BhroomB. that eternal
> Balvation iBnt some fucking HEAVEN or HELLE with buxom wencheB
> carrying cat'o'nine tailB and gaBmaBkB with pipe attachmentB. HELL NO.
> the eternal salvation is THINKING FER YER ON DAYMSELF. its opening
> your eyeB JUST ENOUGH to mock otherB AND yourBelf. that eternal
> Balvation is Balvation and FREEDOM from having to CONFORM. now, Bure,
> a lot of folkB dont need to Bend in that money to figger it all out,
> but at leaBt when you *DO* you get a hell of a lot more reference
> material to uBe when the odd mormon or jehovahB witleBB knockB on your
> door.....
> Baint BuBBa
> armageddoniBt at large

yer Blippin' BuBBa. I tried to fix yer post,
but you'll hasta do the rest.

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From: norway@bitemespamboysIHUG.CO.NZ (Anthony Lawless)
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On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:04:49 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
<demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:

>I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
>realised all the things you were talking about.
>I realised it before I read it.
>But you had to pay $30.
>Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?

I got *value* for my $US30. Viz, it saved me from turning into a smug,
self-satisfied PRICK like you.

Anthony "Slug of Doom" Lawless, GCP
Musician, writer, theoretician, micronationalist and witch
http://shell.ihug.co.nz/~norway/lawless.htm
"Love has come, love has come. Inside, outside, it shall be revealed." - Todd Rundgren

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From: "Nuclear Waste" <bigjim@lemoorenet.com>
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Anthony Lawless wrote in message <35a02a9a.9187639@newsource.ihug.co.nz>...
>On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:04:49 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
><demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:
>
>
>>I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
>>realised all the things you were talking about.
>>I realised it before I read it.
>>But you had to pay $30.
>>Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?
>
>I got *value* for my $US30. Viz, it saved me from turning into a smug,
>self-satisfied PRICK like you.

Gee, it is nice to know that you aren't self satisfied.

I am though

Have a slack day

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Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER Dobbs.
We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!

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>See folks the slackies don't even know what they were supposed to get, or
>even when...

Exactly. That alone is worth every penny.

>Right now it is only X-Day +3hr32min

I would feel let down by the church if the saucers *had* came.

------Grizzuel------
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-K.W.T.

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ok first off if you remember correctly from yer pamphlets, "bob" was gunned
down by the CONSPIRACY in the 80's so all you fucking morons who are filing
suit to "bob" are going to get alot from a dead man.
second i got more than my 30 buck's worth
from just being ordained, chicks dig the "rev." in front of my name, and i got
to battle the conspiracy at the comfort of my own home
in fact instead of bitching i think that you guys should thank "bob" for giving
you what little slack you have if any
you ungrateful sons-o-bitches

love,
rev.carter

come see the worthless punk-funk band (phunk) that is PmD
http://members.aol.com/primus442/PmD.html
and be sure to drink yer ovaltine

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s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote in message <6npdrl$kfk$1@news3.mr.net>...
>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER
Dobbs.
>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!
>
Gee, on what basis are you filing?

Can you prove the saucers didn't come because of you?

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Nuclear Waste <bigjim@lemoorenet.com> wrote in article
<6nogcd$p47@enews2.newsguy.com>...
>
> s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote in message <6nnu1k$seh$1@news3.mr.net>...
> >Refund $30.00?? I thought the promise was "Eternal salvation or TRIPLE
> your
> >money back!"
> >Waiting for my $90.00 check. My team of lawyers said we give him 5
> business
> >days, then we move.
> >
>
>
> Silly slackies, saucers are for dweebs!
>
> got milk?
>

Moo.
--
-me!
Certe, nullas bananas hodie habemus.

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Grizzuel wrote in message
<1998070603243100.XAA25804@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>>See folks the slackies don't even know what they were supposed to get, or
>>even when...
>
> Exactly. That alone is worth every penny.
>
>>Right now it is only X-Day +3hr32min
>
> I would feel let down by the church if the saucers *had* came.
>
They did come, for those who believed.

unfortunatly it was the scientologists

DAMN HUBBARD AND DIANETICS!

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>Gee, on what basis are you filing?
>
>Can you prove the saucers didn't come because of you?
>

Fraud, baby. Rev. Stang and his cadre of fanatics milked you guys for salvation
and a spot with the Sex Goddeses. He also promised triple their money back if
they're unsatisfied. Since they're not enjoying weird sex and eternal slack,
they MUST be unsatisfied, so now Stang starts sending out $90 checks to those
he conned.

"Stone Cold" John McFarland
Arch-Prefect General of the North American Cayahnate
Proclaimed Walking South Park Dictionary by keropi16@aol.com

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>from just being ordained, chicks dig the "rev." in front of my name

They're not gonna dig it when the Church falls apart soon as it is sure to do.
Instead of "rev.", how about Prefect General of the Eurasian Cayahnate?
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/4351/index.html

"Stone Cold" John McFarland
Arch-Prefect General of the North American Cayahnate
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On 6 Jul 1998 08:18:38 GMT, jcmandhrm@aol.com (JCMandHRM) wrote:

>Since they're not enjoying weird sex and eternal slack,

Speak for yourself, Pink.Boy(tm).

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On Sun, 5 Jul 1998 09:29:21 -0500, <s_kenner@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER Dobbs.
>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!

its amazing how fucking QUICKLY the bobbies come crawling out of the
woodwork VERILY like the slime coated GRUBS that you are. whiney
little petulant PINK BOY didnt get EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED. sniveling
little CON DUPE didnt get the FUCKING JOKE. take a step back and look
at your stoopid excuse for a BRAIN. number one: the saucers WERENT
your eternal salvation, i seriously doubt you actually ever even found
fucking CLUE as to what that salvation really was.
this is sorta like one of them parable things....
rev. joe q. publick was angry. he stormed into the dallas ofices on
july 6, 1998 demanding to see the man in charge. demanding a refund
for actually being such a genetically BORING piece of shit that he
couldnt find his way out of a rosarch test pattern without a few tabs
of acid. rev. publick decided that since all his petty dreams of
revenge and pink boy hopes to be able to spend a couple bucks and get
IT ALL, he DESERVED to have it refunded THREE TIMES. oh yes, rev.
publick was righteous, and damnably so, for he forgot how to pull the
wool over his own eyes.
"now ill be cool and disaffected like all hte other pink boys" rev.
publick thot, "ill pretend i wasnt actually waiting with bated breath
and that the fact all my precious unimaginitive dreams were shattered
doesnt bopther me a BIT."
rev. publick didnt get his $90 back. rev. publick didnt even get his
$30 back. rev. publick very soon after joined the jehovah's witlesses
because rev. publick COULDNT THINK FOR HIMSELF.

this whole "im gonna get my money back from the lying scum that took
it" bullshit, i was expecting it months ago. seperates the wheat from
the chaff it does...lets see...how TRULY SUBGENIUS ARE YOU? that whole
"fuck 'em if they cant take a joke"...mebbe NOW yer figgering out who
the "'EM" is you shit sacked piece of biological banality. what would
happen, say for the sake of argument, that the saucers arrived NEXT
WEEK because they had to stop in at the supermarket there on alpha
zeta beta draconis to pick up all th eevil GOODIES that their spawn,
the mighty subgenii race, would be WANTING to placate their hedonistic
desires after the CLEANSING of the cattle planet, and they arrive on
earth to see half the SO-CALLED yeti WHINING and KVETCHING because
THEY JUST DIDNT GET IT. seems to me pal, youd make a better fucking
christian than a subgenius. i dont think you have the requisite brain
cmputational power to BE a subgenius, never mind getting a fucking
CLUE.

and anyways, imonly REALLY pisssed because my triple the money back
clause would only entitle me to sixty bucks and man, that wont even
buy more than four grams of good kindu kush region black hash...

saint bubba
still brainwashed for "Bob"

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On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:04:49 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
<demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:

>
>
>abel stuart wrote
><snip>
>
>You still seem to be on those schrooms you talked about.
actually ive been right stoned on INDEPENDANT THOT lately. being
summer, the shrooms just arent growing and the price of good weed is a
little too high lately, but thanks for caring..
>>now, sure, a lot of folks dont need to send in that money to figger it all
>out,
>
>I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
>realised all the things you were talking about.
>I realised it before I read it.
>But you had to pay $30.
>Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?
actually, when i signed up it was to get that subscription to the
stark fist of removal. that way, whenever the subgenius foundation
actually got around to printing one, and it would come through the
mail, i could spend hours in giggling BLISS at the heresy and sheer
FUN of it all. the pricipia discordia and the book of the subgenius
are two entirely different entities..you discordians play the game,
act silly but have no structure, are still deluded by um...OTHER
THINGS. i paid my twenty bucks and bought myself into <other than the
liklihood of being labled a dissident by intelligence groups which is
prolly why i still CANT get my canadian citizenship> a group of like
minded individuals that scoffed at humanity and its futile ways. did i
waste my cash?? fuck no. i spent the equivilent <at that time> of two
grams of weed. <WHICH, on the day my membership package arrived i got
a FEW OUNCES FREE. slack?? divine intervention by the xists?? WHO
FUCKING CARES? it WORKED>

like the hucksters at the carny always say: "you gets what you pay
for", i just reckon a bunch of the bobbies didnt get it at ALL.

saint bubba
this is too early to be spouting and fuck it, the coffee isnt ready
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You silly spoony bard. It is not necessary to "prove" anything. Do you
forget that we are living in AMERICA and all that is required to will in
court is a better legal team than the other guy has. I alone have the
resources to shred Bob legally, and with the hunderds of millions of
disgruntled, rabid ex-believers screaming for Bob's head on a stick (not to
mention TRIPLE their money back) I think this will be a piece of cake.

Since you are obviously part of the fraud, I have advised the legal team to
name you chief co-conspirator. This seemed to give them a renewed sense of
purpose since Mr. Dobbs appears to have gone into hiding.
Don't worry too much, though. Prison is really like a big devival except
without the drugs, music and beer. There is plenty of fornication, though
not with women. I'm sure you will get used to your new lifestyle in ten to
twenty years. No hard feelings, eh?

Nuclear Waste wrote in message <6npmfk$820@enews2.newsguy.com>...
>
>s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote in message <6npdrl$kfk$1@news3.mr.net>...
>>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER
>Dobbs.
>>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!
>>
>Gee, on what basis are you filing?
>
>Can you prove the saucers didn't come because of you?
>
>NW
>
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Bob was killed and ressurected many times, you silly spoony bard. It is not
necessary to "prove" anything. Do you forget that we are living in AMERICA
and all that is required to will in court is a better legal team than the
other guy has. I alone have the resources to shred Bob legally, and with
the hunderds of millions of disgruntled, rabid ex-believers screaming for
Bob's head on a stick (not to mention TRIPLE their money back) I think this
will be a piece of cake.

Primus442 wrote in message
<1998070604545700.AAA08196@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>ok first off if you remember correctly from yer pamphlets, "bob" was gunned
>down by the CONSPIRACY in the 80's so all you fucking morons who are filing
>suit to "bob" are going to get alot from a dead man.
>second i got more than my 30 buck's worth
>from just being ordained, chicks dig the "rev." in front of my name, and i
got
>to battle the conspiracy at the comfort of my own home
>in fact instead of bitching i think that you guys should thank "bob" for
giving
> you what little slack you have if any
>you ungrateful sons-o-bitches
>
>love,
>rev.carter
>
>come see the worthless punk-funk band (phunk) that is PmD
>http://members.aol.com/primus442/PmD.html
>and be sure to drink yer ovaltine

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It's 5:30 AM.

Do you know where your slackies are?

> are two entirely different entities..you discordians play the game,
> act silly but have no structure, are still deluded by um...OTHER

Silly--hmm, I was going to say person, but perhaps--some of us don't need
permission. Nor an exterior structure.

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On 6 Jul 1998 08:18:38 GMT, jcmandhrm@aol.com (JCMandHRM) wrote:

>>Gee, on what basis are you filing?
>>
>>Can you prove the saucers didn't come because of you?
>>
>
>Fraud, baby. Rev. Stang and his cadre of fanatics milked you guys for salvation
>and a spot with the Sex Goddeses. He also promised triple their money back if
>they're unsatisfied. Since they're not enjoying weird sex and eternal slack,
>they MUST be unsatisfied, so now Stang starts sending out $90 checks to those
>he conned.
you really dont fucking get it DO YOU??
im sorry, did you actually BUY the BULLSHIT and now are disappointed
that you couldnt take the EASY WAY OUT?? just like a fucking HUMAN!!
i cant see HOW the FUCK you can equate flying saucers with eternal
fuckig SALVATION. i didnt wind up on a saucer <at least not the MEAT
PUPPET SHELL> and i dont feel dissatisfied. im enjoying weird sex alla
time, <of course, a little LESS OFTEN in the last few years, but hell,
thats marriage..> and gawddammmnit, i ALREADY gots eternal slack. i
get my slack from the sheer stoopidity of the common HUMAN. and LOTS
more things make me satisfied and give me slack. coffee in the
morning, freshly ground, gives me PLENNY OF SLACK. soaking in the tub
and flipping through the stark fist of removal GIVES ME PLENNY OF
SLACK. nobody was conned, unless they daymn well CONNED THEIRSELVES.
heres a clue to you mucous encrusted WHELKS, when you buy into
ANYTHING, including something that tells you NOT TO BUY INTO THE LIES
AND BULLSHIT, you are STILL BUYING INTO IT. the church of the
subgenius is a ROADMAP of sorts, and Dobbs is the volkswagon you can
flip on its ARSE and still turn the motor over. if you took the whole
saucer thing LITERALY then by gobs you dint deserve to be on them
ANYWAYS.

saint bubba
many are the pathways to slack, but none so much FUCKING FUN as the
church of the subgenius.

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abel stuart <jheikkil@highlander.cbnet.ns.ca> wrote

> this whole "im gonna get my money back from the lying scum that took
> it" bullshit, i was expecting it months ago. seperates the wheat from
> the chaff it does...lets see...how TRULY SUBGENIUS ARE YOU?

How about those of us who want to get Triple Our Money Back because:

(a) with "Bob" in hiding, we can't kill him, but maybe we can make him
BROKE,

(b) getting SOMETHING for NOTHING is a worthy SubGenius pursuit, and

--
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Defensor Vini et Tabaci et Vitae Nimii
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From: norway@bitemespamboysIHUG.CO.NZ (Anthony Lawless)
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On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 03:29:56 GMT, Jaden@nospam.parkave.net (Jaden)
wrote:

>On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 01:39:08 GMT, norway@bitemespamboysIHUG.CO.NZ (Anthony
>Lawless) wrote:
>
>> I got *value* for my $US30. Viz, it saved me from turning into a smug,
>> self-satisfied PRICK like you.
>
>It's too bad they're not really giving out refunds.. you really deserve to get
>your money back.

As I think I mentioned in another post - if "Bob", or Stang or
whoever, failed to get the Xists to come here to slowly torture people
like you to death and put people like me in charge, it only means that
I'm just going to have to DO IT MYSELF NOW.

Enjoy the rest of your life... such as it is.

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abel stuart wrote in message <35a0b66e.812498@nr1.montreal.istar.net>...
>On Sun, 5 Jul 1998 09:29:21 -0500, <s_kenner@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER
Dobbs.
>>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!
>
>its amazing how fucking QUICKLY the bobbies come crawling out of the
>woodwork VERILY like the slime coated GRUBS that you are. whiney
>little petulant PINK BOY didnt get EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED. sniveling
>little CON DUPE didnt get the FUCKING JOKE. >saint bubba
>still brainwashed for "Bob"
>

Who didn't get the joke? Your excessive use of caps and unimaginative
expletives does not make up for your lack of wit. Boring nudnick, haul thy
knucklebutt to the basement of the outhouse.

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Previously, Nuclear Waste <bigjim@lemoorenet.com> wrote:

:Pastor X wrote in message <359FB18B.E6597EF9@bellatlantic.net>...
:>Actually, I was thinking STANG owes a lot of people money. And it's
:>"Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back". I got in early, he only
:>owes me $75.00.
:>
:>Pastor X
:>X-Day +6 hours.
:>

:See folks the slackies don't even know what they were supposed to get, or
:even when...

:Right now it is only X-Day +3hr32min

:NW

There's a dry spot on Timmie's dick - get back to work.

This is the thread I predicted. The only thing more pathetic than a
SubGenius who takes it all seriously is the asswipe that takes the
SubGenius seriously. "Haw haw, the saucers didn't come" - yeah, got it.
Thanks. Tell us how stupid we look. Say it loudly, say it lots of times,
don't let it drop. Don't bother with correct spelling or grammar. Tell
your friends, crosspost a lot so you can flaunt your wit. Bring it up
again and again and again. That would be funny.

Better yet, next time you get that same urge again, just post, "Haw haw,
the saucers didn't come". Everyone will know exactly what you mean and
where you're coming from right away; no need for extraneous verbage.
Really, there's not very many ways to make it any funnier than it already
is, so why waste time? You could write a 'bot to do it for you. See where
this is going?

--
_________________
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Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
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In article <
35a1baed.1963914@nr1.montreal.istar.net>,
jheikkil@highlander.cbnet.ns.ca (abel stuart)
wrote:
>
> On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:04:49 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
> <demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >abel stuart wrote
> ><snip>
> >
> >You still seem to be on those schrooms you talked about.
> actually ive been right stoned on INDEPENDANT THOT lately. being
> summer, the shrooms just arent growing and the price of good weed is a
> little too high lately, but thanks for caring..
> >>now, sure, a lot of folks dont need to send in that money to figger it all
> >out,
> >
> >I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
> >realised all the things you were talking about.
> >I realised it before I read it.
> >But you had to pay $30.
> >Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?
> actually, when i signed up it was to get that subscription to the
> stark fist of removal. that way, whenever the subgenius foundation
> actually got around to printing one, and it would come through the
> mail, i could spend hours in giggling BLISS at the heresy and sheer
> FUN of it all. the pricipia discordia and the book of the subgenius
> are two entirely different entities..you discordians play the game,
> act silly but have no structure, are still deluded by um...OTHER
> THINGS. i paid my twenty bucks and bought myself into <other than the
> liklihood of being labled a dissident by intelligence groups which is
> prolly why i still CANT get my canadian citizenship> a group of like
> minded individuals that scoffed at humanity and its futile ways. did i
> waste my cash?? fuck no. i spent the equivilent <at that time> of two
> grams of weed. <WHICH, on the day my membership package arrived i got
> a FEW OUNCES FREE. slack?? divine intervention by the xists?? WHO
> FUCKING CARES? it WORKED>
>
> like the hucksters at the carny always say: "you gets what you pay
> for", i just reckon a bunch of the bobbies didnt get it at ALL.
>
> saint bubba
> this is too early to be spouting and fuck it, the coffee isnt ready
> yet.
>

I've got a crazy idea. Maybe the real reason you
"can't get" your "Canadian citizenship" is
because...........oh I donknow..........maybe........yammerin
about dope on Usennet?

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From: "Nuclear Waste" <bigjim@lemoorenet.com>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
Date: Mon, 6 Jul 1998 19:33:57 -0700
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>It's 5:30 AM.
>
>Do you know where your slackies are?
>
>
>> are two entirely different entities..you discordians play the game,
>> act silly but have no structure, are still deluded by um...OTHER

Damn us all to hell for not following the strict set rules of nonconformity!
I guess we can't be different if we aren't like you!

Nuclear Waste
"We don't want to hear from the necropedaphiliacs."-NW
"The Paranoids are still out there!" J. Hames
ARGWUFFLE! Word without end (or meaning) Amen!

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Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
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terrygibson@rocketmail.com wrote in message
<6ns0i9$v8f$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>In article <
>35a1baed.1963914@nr1.montreal.istar.net>,
> jheikkil@highlander.cbnet.ns.ca (abel stuart)
>wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:04:49 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
>> <demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >abel stuart wrote
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >You still seem to be on those schrooms you talked about.
>> actually ive been right stoned on INDEPENDANT THOT lately. being
>> summer, the shrooms just arent growing and the price of good weed is a
>> little too high lately, but thanks for caring..
>> >>now, sure, a lot of folks dont need to send in that money to figger it
all
>> >out,
>> >
>> >I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
>> >realised all the things you were talking about.
>> >I realised it before I read it.
>> >But you had to pay $30.
>> >Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?
>> actually, when i signed up it was to get that subscription to the
>> stark fist of removal. that way, whenever the subgenius foundation
>> actually got around to printing one, and it would come through the
>> mail, i could spend hours in giggling BLISS at the heresy and sheer
>> FUN of it all. the pricipia discordia and the book of the subgenius
>> are two entirely different entities..you discordians play the game,
>> act silly but have no structure, are still deluded by um...OTHER
>> THINGS. i paid my twenty bucks and bought myself into <other than the
>> liklihood of being labled a dissident by intelligence groups which is
>> prolly why i still CANT get my canadian citizenship> a group of like
>> minded individuals that scoffed at humanity and its futile ways. did i
>> waste my cash?? fuck no. i spent the equivilent <at that time> of two
>> grams of weed. <WHICH, on the day my membership package arrived i got
>> a FEW OUNCES FREE. slack?? divine intervention by the xists?? WHO
>> FUCKING CARES? it WORKED>
>>
>> like the hucksters at the carny always say: "you gets what you pay
>> for", i just reckon a bunch of the bobbies didnt get it at ALL.
>>
>> saint bubba
>> this is too early to be spouting and fuck it, the coffee isnt ready
>> yet.
>>
>
>I've got a crazy idea. Maybe the real reason you
>"can't get" your "Canadian citizenship" is
>because...........oh I donknow..........maybe........yammerin
>about dope on Usennet?
>
Oh, yeah that could be it, eh! The Canucks regularly monitor usenet to keep
the pot smokers out, eh! There aint none o that goin on north of the border
eh!

Get a haircut and get a real job.

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Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
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s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote in message <6nqecl$7dd$1@news3.mr.net>...
>You silly spoony bard. It is not necessary to "prove" anything. Do you
>forget that we are living in AMERICA and all that is required to will in
>court is a better legal team than the other guy has. I alone have the
>resources to shred Bob legally, and with the hunderds of millions of
>disgruntled, rabid ex-believers screaming for Bob's head on a stick (not to
>mention TRIPLE their money back) I think this will be a piece of cake.
>
>Since you are obviously part of the fraud, I have advised the legal team to
>name you chief co-conspirator. This seemed to give them a renewed sense of
>purpose since Mr. Dobbs appears to have gone into hiding.
>Don't worry too much, though. Prison is really like a big devival except
>without the drugs, music and beer. There is plenty of fornication, though
>not with women. I'm sure you will get used to your new lifestyle in ten to
>twenty years. No hard feelings, eh?
>
>
Yeah, all those folks got their money back after that S&L scandal, and those
folks are rotting in jail right?
Oh, well maybe they didn't get all of their money back, but...
Oh, lucrative speaking engagements?
All the money in relatives names?

I have great faith in the American legal system too!

Sue Bob!

Oh fuck it.

You won't listen.

I hope you don't get eternal salvation.

NW
>
>Nuclear Waste wrote in message <6npmfk$820@enews2.newsguy.com>...
>>
>>s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote in message <6npdrl$kfk$1@news3.mr.net>...
>>>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER
>>Dobbs.
>>>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!
>>>
>>Gee, on what basis are you filing?
>>
>>Can you prove the saucers didn't come because of you?
>>
>>NW
>>
>>
>
>

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From: twgs@whatsthepoint.net (Jahweh D. Lynch)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
Date: Tue, 07 Jul 1998 02:45:54 GMT
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Thus spake <s_kenner@hotmail.com>:

>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER Dobbs.
>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!

Excuse me? Steve? You've been repeating yourself. If you want to say
something, say it once. If we are ignoring you, it's either because we've
all been ruptured by the saucers and are now in outer space, or because you
are a dumbshit. I probably would lean towards the latter, myself.

Now. You have two choices. You can either START ACTUALLY BEING FUNNY for
a change, or you can join the cadre of sycophantic ninnies in my killfile.

I hope Annna comes back soon. The invasion of the dumbshits was novel and
amusing for the first five minutes, but now it's just BORING.

--
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Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
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Thus spake <s_kenner@hotmail.com>:

>Who didn't get the joke? Your excessive use of caps and unimaginative
>expletives does not make up for your lack of wit. Boring nudnick, haul thy
>knucklebutt to the basement of the outhouse.

In the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is LEGALLY ENTITLED to scrape
your scrotum with rusty nails until the pus turns black and smoke your ass
in a Keroppi sling until the worms die. With a rant like that, it is a
HUGE fucking goddamn shame that Bubba couldn't make it to X-day and has to
spout his eternal wisdom for indolent fools such as yourself. The only
reason I'm not killfiling you yet is because I need somebody to insult, and
you are appropriate fodder.

--
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Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
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Sketchy Albedo wrote in message <6nrsk4$c3o$1@news1.Radix.Net>...
>Previously, Nuclear Waste <bigjim@lemoorenet.com> wrote:
>
>:Pastor X wrote in message <359FB18B.E6597EF9@bellatlantic.net>...
>:>Actually, I was thinking STANG owes a lot of people money. And it's
>:>"Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back". I got in early, he only
>:>owes me $75.00.
>:>
>:>Pastor X
>:>X-Day +6 hours.
>:>
>
>:See folks the slackies don't even know what they were supposed to get, or
>:even when...
>
>:Right now it is only X-Day +3hr32min
>
>:NW
>
>There's a dry spot on Timmie's dick - get back to work.
>
>This is the thread I predicted. The only thing more pathetic than a
>SubGenius who takes it all seriously is the asswipe that takes the
>SubGenius seriously. "Haw haw, the saucers didn't come" - yeah, got it.
>Thanks. Tell us how stupid we look. Say it loudly, say it lots of times,
>don't let it drop. Don't bother with correct spelling or grammar. Tell
>your friends, crosspost a lot so you can flaunt your wit. Bring it up
>again and again and again. That would be funny.
>
>Better yet, next time you get that same urge again, just post, "Haw haw,
>the saucers didn't come". Everyone will know exactly what you mean and
>where you're coming from right away; no need for extraneous verbage.
>Really, there's not very many ways to make it any funnier than it already
>is, so why waste time? You could write a 'bot to do it for you. See where
>this is going?
>
Gee sweety, have you been taking me seriously?

Hmm, maybe if you actually read my posts again without whining.

Nobody said you looked stupid

You are imagining things

I was up waiting to hijack the saucers

Seems I was duped too,

Or drunk and peaking.

Now bite me dear.

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> > Really, there's not very many ways to make it any funnier than it already
> > is, so why waste time? You could write a 'bot to do it for you. See where
> > this is going?
>
> No. Give us a few more paragraphs on it.

Touchy, ain't he.

Is it something I said?

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!**?#!#$ wrote in message ...
>In article <35ac8b63.4445739@news.newsguy.com>, twgs@whatsthepoint.net
>(Jahweh D. Lynch) wrote:
>
>> et cetera
>
>Please call off the occupation of alt.slack. It's not worth it.
>
All right, I am tired of hearing them whine.

Nuclear Waste
"We don't want to hear from the necropedaphiliacs."-NW
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JCMandHRM wrote in message
<1998070608183801.EAA20900@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>>Gee, on what basis are you filing?
>>
>>Can you prove the saucers didn't come because of you?
>>
>
>Fraud, baby. Rev. Stang and his cadre of fanatics milked you guys for
salvation
>and a spot with the Sex Goddeses. He also promised triple their money back
if
>they're unsatisfied.

NEVER NEVER NEVER said unsatisfied. If oyu are going to be an ass, at least
get your facts straight.

Since they're not enjoying weird sex and eternal slack,
>they MUST be unsatisfied, so now Stang starts sending out $90 checks to
those
>he conned.
>

Hmm, maybe not, reports say that much wierd sex was to be had, (and still
is!) and if you aren't slack it aint stang's faultm.

Yes, I am an ass!

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Endymion wrote in message
<01bda928$e3963560$324c10ac@rprm332.lexis-nexis.com>...
>abel stuart <jheikkil@highlander.cbnet.ns.ca> wrote
>
>> this whole "im gonna get my money back from the lying scum that took
>> it" bullshit, i was expecting it months ago. seperates the wheat from
>> the chaff it does...lets see...how TRULY SUBGENIUS ARE YOU?
>
>How about those of us who want to get Triple Our Money Back because:
>
>(a) with "Bob" in hiding, we can't kill him, but maybe we can make him
>BROKE,
>
>(b) getting SOMETHING for NOTHING is a worthy SubGenius pursuit, and
>
>(c) we can
>
That seems to make sense...

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You are by far the most pathetically boring mudhead on this NG. Please stop
wasting space here.

abel stuart wrote in message
>>>Gee, on what basis are you filing?

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That's more like it! Keep up the good slack, semen sack!

Jahweh D. Lynch wrote in message
>In the land of the blind, the two-eyed man is LEGALLY ENTITLED to scrape
>your scrotum with rusty nails until the pus turns black and smoke your ass
>in a Keroppi sling until the worms die.
<Inspired rant snipped to save space>

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s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote:

> You are by far the most pathetically boring mudhead on this NG. Please stop
> wasting space here.
>
> abel stuart wrote in message
> >>>Gee, on what basis are you filing?

Uhm... You're giving Stuart too much credit actually. There's a lot of us
pathetic boring mudhead's in this NG.

At least it's good to know some things never change.

--
Zach
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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)
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In article <35a02a9a.9187639@newsource.ihug.co.nz>,
norway@bitemespamboysIHUG.CO.NZ (Anthony Lawless) wrote:

>On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:04:49 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
><demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:
>
>
>>I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
>>realised all the things you were talking about.
>>I realised it before I read it.
>>But you had to pay $30.
>>Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?
>
>I got *value* for my $US30. Viz, it saved me from turning into a smug,
>self-satisfied PRICK like you.

Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final X-Day at
Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
count.
Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.

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IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:

> Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final X-Day at
> Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
> count.
> Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.

The Disco Ducks are just suffering from that least noble of psychotic
afflictions: pipe envy.

--
Zach
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On Mon, 6 Jul 1998 07:02:28 -0500, <s_kenner@hotmail.com> wrote:

Remember, Bob has $30 for each of those litigants, which he will
(very wisely) spend on the legal team from HELL. To win, you'll
have to pony up at least an equal amount of money. Even if you
do win, he'll just declare CotSG bankrupt, and walk away with
that pipe chewing grin of his, because he's still gotten the
best of you; you're now out $60 each, instead of $30, and his
part of the money sent to the CotSG is untouchable, being simply
wages.

temujin9
speaking of the Dobbs Pipe: can anybody recommend a good *legal*
pipe tobacco? any price range below "exhorbitant" is fine.

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Nathaniel Eliot <temujin9@spamless.mci2000.com> wrote in article
<35a24c8f.4923438@news.mci2000.com>...
>
> Remember, Bob has $30 for each of those litigants, which he will
> (very wisely) spend on the legal team from HELL. To win, you'll
> have to pony up at least an equal amount of money. Even if you
> do win, he'll just declare CotSG bankrupt, and walk away with
> that pipe chewing grin of his, because he's still gotten the
> best of you; you're now out $60 each, instead of $30, and his
> part of the money sent to the CotSG is untouchable, being simply
> wages.

"Bob" will not need to waste any money on lawyers.
"Bob" will just sell the judge and prosecution eternal salvation, for $30.

"Bob" can sell anything to anybody.
Keep in mind that at Brushwood, somebody bought shit (straight from the
ass, put where ever you like) for $20.

Anybody know where the shit was placed?

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Zach Garland wrote:

> IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
>
> > Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final X-Day at
> > Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
> > count.
> > Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.
>
> The Disco Ducks are just suffering from that least noble of psychotic
> afflictions: pipe envy.

It's degenerated into insults again.

Oh well, maybe next X-Day they'll be more interesting.

~Slag~

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Faery David Lynch wrote:

> I hope Annna comes back soon. The invasion of the dumbshits was novel and
> amusing for the first five minutes, but now it's just BORING.

YOU are the dumbshits you little punk.

drooling lackeys without a clue.

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Nuclear Waste wrote:
>
> !**?#!#$ wrote in message ...
> >In article <35ac8b63.4445739@news.newsguy.com>, twgs@whatsthepoint.net
> >(Punk D. Lynch) wrote:
> >
> >> et cetera
> >
> >Please call off the occupation of alt.slack. It's not worth it.
> >
> All right, I am tired of hearing them whine.

they seem to need to be attached to all my posts for a while.

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HK wrote:

> It's degenerated into insults again.

Degenerated? That's where these things always START.

--
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Zach Garland wrote:

> HK wrote:
>
> > It's degenerated into insults again.
>
> Degenerated? That's where these things always START.

I have atheory that it never really started. It just always was. The
beginnings and the ends are just fluctuations.

~Slag~

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Zach Garland wrote:
>
> IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
>
> > Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final X-Day at
> > Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
> > count.
> > Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.
>
> The Disco Ducks are just suffering from that least noble of psychotic
> afflictions: pipe envy.

you wouldn't look very pretty strung up on a christams tree.

--
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Who the fuck is steve, and why the fuck did you post a boring post
complaining about someone else's boring post, buttnose?

Jahweh D. Lynch wrote in message <35ac8b63.4445739@news.newsguy.com>...
>Thus spake <s_kenner@hotmail.com>:
>
>>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER
Dobbs.
>>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!
>
>Excuse me? Steve? You've been repeating yourself. If you want to say
>something, say it once. If we are ignoring you, it's either because we've
>all been ruptured by the saucers and are now in outer space, or because you
>are a dumbshit. I probably would lean towards the latter, myself.
>
>Now. You have two choices. You can either START ACTUALLY BEING FUNNY for
>a change, or you can join the cadre of sycophantic ninnies in my killfile.
>
>I hope Annna comes back soon. The invasion of the dumbshits was novel and
>amusing for the first five minutes, but now it's just BORING.
>
>--
>"Wir feiern einen Party und du bist nicht dabei"
>- Herbert Groenemeyer | remove whats to email
>JIGGY WEEK: http://www.thepoint.net/~twgs/jiggy/jiggy.htm

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IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:

> Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final X-Day at
> Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
> count.
> Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.

g whiz, I'm sorry i missed poor Tarla Star
sitting on a park bench all by herself.

the event of the century, I'm sure.

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On Mon, 6 Jul 1998 19:23:09 -0500, <s_kenner@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>abel stuart wrote in message <35a0b66e.812498@nr1.montreal.istar.net>...
>>On Sun, 5 Jul 1998 09:29:21 -0500, <s_kenner@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER
>Dobbs.
>>>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!
>>
>>its amazing how fucking QUICKLY the bobbies come crawling out of the
>>woodwork VERILY like the slime coated GRUBS that you are. whiney
>>little petulant PINK BOY didnt get EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED. sniveling
>>little CON DUPE didnt get the FUCKING JOKE. >saint bubba
>>still brainwashed for "Bob"
>>
>
>Who didn't get the joke? Your excessive use of caps and unimaginative
>expletives does not make up for your lack of wit. Boring nudnick, haul thy
>knucklebutt to the basement of the outhouse.
>
um....read that post of mine again, pal. i think it was yourself that
failed to get the joke, to gfrab a clue to fucking well do anything
worthwhile with your pink little existence. dont like my use of caps?
go cry to mommy. its people who take everything they read absolutely
literally, that they cant see the actuall WISDUMB and even SOPHIA
behind was written in the subgenius literature.
ive never bought into the whole saucer scam, personally. indeed, had
they come, id rather have remained on this crusty little planet so i
could shove flammable abjects into your medula oblongata. i personally
think you would BENEFIT from having the hemispheres of your brain
seperated with a serated edge. the whole philosophy behind the church
of the subgenius is a very good one, if you know what the fuck you're
reading. although, with your lack of intellectual stamina, im certain
prying reality from comic books is still a bit of a chore for you.
listen pal, and listen real good...take a step back and look at your
pathetic fucking PINK BOY posts. "im gonna sue you!!" WAH!! poor
fucking BABY! "im naming you and you and you and you as chief
co-conspirators!!" big FUCKING DEAL. do you realize how many subgenii
would LOVE to have a chance to go to court as defendants in a case
where some MISGUIDED pink hunk of bubbling GREASE is going to sue
them? fuck, id love to see it. the blood, the utter destruction of
your precious little conspiracy addled BRAIN. go ahead...sue us.

i dare you.

i double dare you.

come on pal...lets see the action...lets see your mighty fucking
LAWYERS take down the church of the subgenius with your righteous
fucking ANGER. poor little pink boy got duped by his betters.....GET
USED TO IT. cause us subgenii are still here...some eschatological
FAUX PAS is NOT going to stop the spread of the word of the great
heresy!! HELL NO! but when it comes to sink or swim, pal, you're the
one that left the oil slick ont he surface, while the TRUE subgenii
are the ones who are clubbing the sharks to death with assorted
appendages <not neccesarily THEIRS>.

i mean, im usually actually quite a nice lovable, if not a little
eccentric, fellow...its just pink boys like YOU that make it hard to
find the appropriate words to insult you with, nothing seems STRONG
ewnough or descriptive enough as to the AMMOUNTS of pain i would LOVE
to cause you...so pixels will have to do..and maybe coffee...if it
finally stops perking i can start being a NICE person again instead of
having to listen to shitsaks like you whining and carrying on like an
old blue haired woman whos poodle just got run over with my truck.

BOO HOO HOO the saucers didnt come
BOO HOO HOO i want my money back
BOO HOO HOO i got DUPED

buddy, with a pink soul like yours, you better start taking coping
lessons cause when the subgenii are through chewing you up, the real
world is gonna FUCKING BREAK YOU IN HALF.

lawyers and litigations MY ASS

saint bubba

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!**?#!#$ wrote:

> > > Really, there's not very many ways to make it any funnier than it already
> > > is, so why waste time? You could write a 'bot to do it for you. See where
> > > this is going?

> > No. Give us a few more paragraphs on it.

> Touchy, ain't he.

> Is it something I said?

no saucers, yet the dregs of the
universe still clamor for more.

the one place where any poor dumb bastard
can *pay* for the feeling of belonging.

then come to find out that your stuck here
in a little ghetto, just as as ever.

wouldn't that make you a _bit_ touchy?

> --
> The fire cools and fear returns; | S M Ryan, Cupertino CA
> his step is weak and stomach churns. | smjames@my-dejanews.com
> The spectres spell in speeches fell; | www.geocities.com/SoHo
> their hatred hounds and horror burns.| /Studios/5079/index.html

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In article <35A2C895.7271@geocities.com>, Timothy Sutter
<tsutter@geocities.com> wrote:

> IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
>
> > Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final X-Day at
> > Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
> > count.
> > Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.
>
> g whiz, I'm sorry i missed poor Tarla Star
> sitting on a park bench all by herself.
>
> the event of the century, I'm sure.
>
sitting on a park bench by yourself can be quite enjoyable when it's a
matter of choice. So can reading your posts. The bleakness is awe
inspiring.

disco-bear

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Timothy Sutter wrote:

Dear Timothy "Droopy-Drawers" Sutter,

Tarla wasn't there.

Her hubby's beer was, though, and it was a Good Thing[tm].

Your pal,
Saint Andreux

--
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"the pervert is back!"
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The promise was "eternal salvation" or triple your money back.

Is it the end of time yet? Is it? NO!

/\<.
Sheesh! (Hey, I'm going to need a new bumper sticker.)

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IrRev. Friday Jones wrote in message ...
>In article <35a02a9a.9187639@newsource.ihug.co.nz>,
>norway@bitemespamboysIHUG.CO.NZ (Anthony Lawless) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 05 Jul 1998 17:04:49 GMT, "Petter Mårtensson"
>><demon_seed@mindless.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I downloaded the Principia Discordia from the Internet for FREE and
>>>realised all the things you were talking about.
>>>I realised it before I read it.
>>>But you had to pay $30.
>>>Shows that most slackers are daft bastards, doesn't it?
>>
>>I got *value* for my $US30. Viz, it saved me from turning into a smug,
>>self-satisfied PRICK like you.
>
>Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final X-Day at
>Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
>count.
>Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.
>

What? You never heard of the Republican National convention? Actually the
answer is no. You see while you folks tal;k about slack, we live it.

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HK wrote in message <35A23073.AD635673@iglou.com>...
>
>
>Zach Garland wrote:
>
>> IrRev. Friday Jones wrote:
>>
>> > Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final
X-Day at
>> > Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
>> > count.
>> > Chaos is a fine thought but a poor reality.
>>
>> The Disco Ducks are just suffering from that least noble of psychotic
>> afflictions: pipe envy.
>
>It's degenerated into insults again.
>
>Oh well, maybe next X-Day they'll be more interesting.
>
>~Slag~

Don't count on it Slag.

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Zach Garland wrote in message <35A26098.E055EFDF@cyberramp.net>...
>HK wrote:
>
>> It's degenerated into insults again.
>
>Degenerated? That's where these things always START.
>
Well, maybe we are all degenerates. Kind of goes with the whole Devo
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HK wrote in message <35A27292.1FFF33B0@iglou.com>...
>
>
>Zach Garland wrote:
>
>> HK wrote:
>>
>> > It's degenerated into insults again.
>>
>> Degenerated? That's where these things always START.
>
>I have atheory that it never really started. It just always was. The
>beginnings and the ends are just fluctuations.
>
>~Slag~
As it was in the beginning, so it is now and ever shall be...Damn Christians
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s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> Who the fuck is steve, and why the fuck did you post a boring post
> complaining about someone else's boring post, buttnose?

because like many or most slackies, he's got a three
foot lead pipe wedged up his ass. thank you very much.

> Jahweh D. Lynch wrote in message <35ac8b63.4445739@news.newsguy.com>...
> >Thus spake <s_kenner@hotmail.com>:
> >
> >>Oh, yeah? Well, we're starting a class action lawsuit against MISTER
> Dobbs.
> >>We'll see just WHO fucks WHO if we can't take a joke, goddamnit!
> >
> >Excuse me? Steve? You've been repeating yourself. If you want to say
> >something, say it once. If we are ignoring you, it's either because we've
> >all been ruptured by the saucers and are now in outer space, or because you
> >are a dumbshit. I probably would lean towards the latter, myself.
> >
> >Now. You have two choices. You can either START ACTUALLY BEING FUNNY for
> >a change, or you can join the cadre of sycophantic ninnies in my killfile.
> >
> >I hope Annna comes back soon. The invasion of the dumbshits was novel and
> >amusing for the first five minutes, but now it's just BORING.
> >
> >--
> >"Wir feiern einen Party und du bist nicht dabei"
> >- Herbert Groenemeyer | remove whats to email
> >JIGGY WEEK: http://www.thepoint.net/~twgs/jiggy/jiggy.htm

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I> > > Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final
X-Day at
> > > Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
> > > count.
>
> Her hubby's beer was, though, and it was a Good Thing[tm].

Sounds like the kind of place I would pay $30 to avoid. I stopped laughing
at ca-ca jokes way back in kindergarten or thereabouts, I don't like
drunks, I don't take chemicals to rot my neurons. If you need drugs to be
delusional, you're just not living right.

Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have been
entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see this kind of
behaviour outside a locked unit. It's real easy to say "ha-ha just
joking," but it's gone beyond that into such expressions of contempt for
humanity and self, well....

Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.

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Date: Thu, 09 Jul 1998 02:01:46 -0400
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!**?#!#$ wrote:

> I> > > Have the Discordians ever put on so spectacular event as the Final
> X-Day at
> > > > Brushwood? And events where one of the organizers is Discordian don't
> > > > count.

> > Her hubby's beer was, though, and it was a Good Thing[tm].

> Sounds like the kind of place I would pay $30 to avoid. I stopped laughing
> at ca-ca jokes way back in kindergarten or thereabouts, I don't like
> drunks, I don't take chemicals to rot my neurons. If you need drugs to be
> delusional, you're just not living right.

> Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have been
> entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see this kind of
> behaviour outside a locked unit. It's real easy to say "ha-ha just
> joking," but it's gone beyond that into such expressions of contempt for
> humanity and self, well....
>
> Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.

write a poem.

lookie lookie lookie
here comes fortune cookie.
from the castle to the rookie.
I'll someday pay my bookie.
and eat another cookie.

okey dokey dokey
like a piggy in the pokey.
he smuggles in the smokey.
and the fires he does stokey.
he's such an illborn blokey.

more more more
he doesn't know that score.
with words he cannot bore
a hole through the front door.
he tries his hand at war.
and then we do him ignore.

remember if it rhymes
and runs in double times
it cannot ring the chimes
to the doorbell of the mimes.
so says perpetrators crimes.

that's like a poem. sort of. almost.

--
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From: "Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon" <phred@chicagonet.net>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack,alt.saratoga
Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
Date: Thu, 09 Jul 1998 06:12:50 -0500
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Timothy Sutter wrote:

> write a poem.
>
> lookie lookie lookie
> here comes fortune cookie.
> from the castle to the rookie.
> I'll someday pay my bookie.
> and eat another cookie.
>
> okey dokey dokey
> like a piggy in the pokey.
> he smuggles in the smokey.
> and the fires he does stokey.
> he's such an illborn blokey.
>
> more more more
> he doesn't know that score.
> with words he cannot bore
> a hole through the front door.
> he tries his hand at war.
> and then we do him ignore.
>
> remember if it rhymes
> and runs in double times
> it cannot ring the chimes
> to the doorbell of the mimes.
> so says perpetrators crimes.
>
> that's like a poem. sort of. almost.
>

What can I say? That is about the most beautiful poem I have read in years.
Sublime in its' senselessness, disturbing in its' use of meter, and as blissfully
annoying as Poe's 'Bells'.

I'm moved by your muse, mein Timic friend, bedazzle us still with more verse
and I shall weep anon...

Pope Phred

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From: "Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon" <phred@chicagonet.net>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.discordian,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
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Censored for your sensibilities...

Timothy Sutter wrote:

> s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote:
> >
> > Who the f**k is steve, and why the f**k did you post a boring post
> > complaining about someone else's boring post, buttnose?
>
> because like many or most slackies, he's got a three
> foot lead pipe wedged up his a**. thank you very much.
>

Not me, my erisian lad. Lead pipe is far too Common. I prefer the elasticity
and nutty texture of a Swiss Colony (tm) Cheese Log made with port wine....

It's Christmastime all the time in mine Nether-regions, ya betcha!

Pope Phred

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From: Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>
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!**?#!#$ wrote:
>
> Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have
> been entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see
> this kind of behaviour outside a locked unit.

My, you are a sensitive little flower.

The only responses have been bored, desultory ones. Because the
regulars on alt.slack have seen pathetic little drama queens so much
wankier than even Sutter &c., they come as an anti-climax. No one
really gives a shit, other than the "oh-so" provocateurs.

--
"I want to write about the philosophy of sitting in chairs because I
have a reputation for lolling." -- Lin Yutang

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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon <phred@chicagonet.net> wrote in article
<35A4A747.5AB651E2@chicagonet.net>...
> Not me, my erisian lad. Lead pipe is far too Common. I prefer the
elasticity
> and nutty texture of a Swiss Colony (tm) Cheese Log made with port
wine....

i'm just amazed that there's not a half-drunk bottle of gin lost up there
somewhere...

--
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kevbob wrote:

> Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon <phred@chicagonet.net> wrote in article
> <35A4A747.5AB651E2@chicagonet.net>...
> > Not me, my erisian lad. Lead pipe is far too Common. I prefer the
> elasticity
> > and nutty texture of a Swiss Colony (tm) Cheese Log made with port
> wine....
>
> i'm just amazed that there's not a half-drunk bottle of gin lost up there
> somewhere...

What! Waste good gin covered glass shards like that? Anyway, that for
optical insertion only.

Pope Phred

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kevbob wrote:

> Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon <phred@chicagonet.net> wrote in article
> > Not me, my erisian lad. Lead pipe is far too Common. I prefer the
> elasticity
> > and nutty texture of a Swiss Colony (tm) Cheese Log made with port
> wine....
>
> i'm just amazed that there's not a half-drunk bottle of gin lost up there
> somewhere...

SHHHHHH!!!!

HE DOESN'T KNOW YET...

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!**?#!#$ wrote:

> Sounds like the kind of place I would pay $30 to avoid. I stopped laughing
> at ca-ca jokes way back in kindergarten or thereabouts, I don't like
> drunks, I don't take chemicals to rot my neurons. If you need drugs to be
> delusional, you're just not living right.
>
> Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have been
> entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see this kind of
> behaviour outside a locked unit. It's real easy to say "ha-ha just
> joking," but it's gone beyond that into such expressions of contempt for
> humanity and self, well....
>
> Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.

Say, how would you like my dick in your mouth?

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saint andreux wrote:

> !**?#!#$ wrote:
>
> > Sounds like the kind of place I would pay $30 to avoid. I stopped laughing
> > at ca-ca jokes way back in kindergarten or thereabouts, I don't like
> > drunks, I don't take chemicals to rot my neurons. If you need drugs to be
> > delusional, you're just not living right.
> >
> > Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have been
> > entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see this kind of
> > behaviour outside a locked unit. It's real easy to say "ha-ha just
> > joking," but it's gone beyond that into such expressions of contempt for
> > humanity and self, well....
> >
> > Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.
>
> Say, how would you like my dick in your mouth?

More talk about nuances.

~Slag~

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Thus spake Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon:

> Not me, my erisian lad. Lead pipe is far too Common. I prefer the elasticity
>and nutty texture of a Swiss Colony (tm) Cheese Log made with port wine....
>
> It's Christmastime all the time in mine Nether-regions, ya betcha!

Moved on from Doritos now, have we?

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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon <phred@chicagonet.net> wrote in article
<35A4D06A.D69A04B6@chicagonet.net>...
> What! Waste good gin covered glass shards like that? Anyway, that for
> optical insertion only.

i figured that would be the safest place to hide it.

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Peter Hipwell wrote:

> !**?#!#$ wrote:

> > Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have
> > been entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see
> > this kind of behaviour outside a locked unit.

> My, you are a sensitive little flower.

> The only responses have been bored, desultory ones. Because the
> regulars on alt.slack have seen pathetic little drama queens so much
> wankier than even Sutter &c., they come as an anti-climax. No one
> really gives a shit, other than the "oh-so" provocateurs.

what? do you get extra bonus points for putting my name in a post?

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Jaden wrote:

> Timothy Sutter wrote:

> > Peter Hipwell wrote:

> > > !**?#!#$ wrote:

> > > > Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have
> > > > been entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see
> > > > this kind of behaviour outside a locked unit.

> > > My, you are a sensitive little flower.

> > > The only responses have been bored, desultory ones. Because the
> > > regulars on alt.slack have seen pathetic little drama queens so much
> > > wankier than even Sutter &c., they come as an anti-climax. No one
> > > really gives a shit, other than the "oh-so" provocateurs.

> > what? do you get extra bonus points for putting my name in a post?

> This is obviously a manifestation of their repressed desire for you.

that's the impression I get as well.

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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon wrote:
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > write a poem.
> >
> > lookie lookie lookie
> > here comes fortune cookie.
> > from the castle to the rookie.
> > I'll someday pay my bookie.
> > and eat another cookie.
> >
> > okey dokey dokey
> > like a piggy in the pokey.
> > he smuggles in the smokey.
> > and the fires he does stokey.
> > he's such an illborn blokey.
> >
> > more more more
> > he doesn't know that score.
> > with words he cannot bore
> > a hole through the front door.
> > he tries his hand at war.
> > and then we do him ignore.
> >
> > remember if it rhymes
> > and runs in double times
> > it cannot ring the chimes
> > to the doorbell of the mimes.
> > so says perpetrators crimes.
> >
> > that's like a poem. sort of. almost.
> >
>
> What can I say? That is about the most beautiful poem I have read in years.
> Sublime in its' senselessness, disturbing in its' use of meter, and as blissfully
> annoying as Poe's 'Bells'.
>
> I'm moved by your muse, mein Timic friend, bedazzle us still with more verse
> and I shall weep anon...
>
> Pope Phred

sometimes my name is Phred
sometimes my name is Lou.
when I stumble out of bed,
I wonder what to do.

I flip around the dial
but the offerings are few
no thing to make me smile
I still wonder what to do.

I peer into the ice box
and see there's last night's stew
the jello in bowl me mocks,
it just looks like old gray goo.

so I ponder leaving thee house,
I know what must I do.
leave a message for thee spouse,
and knock twice to see who,

is waiting on the other side
and if it's safe to leave.
I hear no voice on the obverse
it seems proper to elide.
no one will I breave
if my insides go reverse.

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Date: Thu, 09 Jul 1998 20:13:02 -0400
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!**?#!#$ wrote:

> It's 5:30 AM.

> Do you know where your slackies are?

I wear shorts in the summer time.

I do have a nice pair of black slacks.

maybe in the fall. it's way too hot right now.

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Date: Thu, 09 Jul 1998 20:18:52 -0400
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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon wrote:
>
> Censored for your sensibilities...
>
> Timothy Sutter wrote:
>
> > s_kenner@hotmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > > Who the f**k is steve, and why the f**k did you post a boring post
> > > complaining about someone else's boring post, buttnose?
> >
> > because like many or most slackies, he's got a three
> > foot lead pipe wedged up his a**. thank you very much.
> >
>
> Not me, my erisian lad. Lead pipe is far too Common. I prefer the elasticity
> and nutty texture of a Swiss Colony (tm) Cheese Log made with port wine....
>
> It's Christmastime all the time in mine Nether-regions, ya betcha!
>
> Pope Phred

Cardinals are way cooler than Popes.

we can wear Red and get away with it.

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Date: Thu, 09 Jul 1998 20:20:08 -0400
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Shitface D. Lynch wrote:
>
> Thus spake Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon:
>
> > Not me, my erisian lad. Lead pipe is far too Common. I prefer the elasticity
> >and nutty texture of a Swiss Colony (tm) Cheese Log made with port wine....
> >
> > It's Christmastime all the time in mine Nether-regions, ya betcha!
>
> Moved on from Doritos now, have we?

stick your killfile wear the leadpipe goes.

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HK wrote:
>
> saint andreux wrote:
>
> > !**?#!#$ wrote:
> >
> > > Sounds like the kind of place I would pay $30 to avoid. I stopped laughing
> > > at ca-ca jokes way back in kindergarten or thereabouts, I don't like
> > > drunks, I don't take chemicals to rot my neurons. If you need drugs to be
> > > delusional, you're just not living right.
> > >
> > > Fun's fun and a joke is a joke, but the Crossposters of Slack have been
> > > entirely too pathological for my taste. You don't usually see this kind of
> > > behaviour outside a locked unit. It's real easy to say "ha-ha just
> > > joking," but it's gone beyond that into such expressions of contempt for
> > > humanity and self, well....
> > >
> > > Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.
> >
> > Say, how would you like my dick in your mouth?
>
> More talk about nuances.

that's about as subtle as taking Cybil Shepherd to a porno movie.

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saint andreux wrote:

> !**?#!#$ wrote:
>
> > [Some icky-bad stuff about SubGeniusdom, yada yada yada.]

> > Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.

> Say, how would you like my dick in your mouth?
>

@ndreaux! I am shock-ed! I expected more from you! At least say:

"Pray, woulds't thou appreciate mine flaccid member in thine vocal orifice?"

Pope Phred

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Timothy Cardinal Sutter wrote:

> > It's Christmastime all the time in mine Nether-regions, ya betcha!
> >
> > Pope Phred
>
> Cardinals are way cooler than Popes.
>
> we can wear Red and get away with it.
>

I'll give you the red ensemble. But, who's got the pointy phallus-like hats? HANH?
POPES! That's who, and don't you forget it.

Pope Phred

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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon wrote:

> Timothy Cardinal Sutter wrote:

> > > It's Christmastime all the time in mine Nether-regions, ya betcha!

> > > Pope Phred

> > Cardinals are way cooler than Popes.

> > we can wear Red and get away with it.

> I'll give you the red ensemble. But, who's got the
> pointy phallus-like hats? HANH?
> POPES! That's who, and don't you forget it.

> Pope Phred

yeah, but the College of Cardinals really wield the power.

not that anyone gives a rat's butt about that sort of thing.

unless they do.

and I can wear Blue too.

and The Blue Army of Fatima will see me in their dreams.

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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon wrote:

> saint andreux wrote:
> > !**?#!#$ wrote:
> > > [Some icky-bad stuff about SubGeniusdom, yada yada yada.]
> > > Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.
> > Say, how would you like my dick in your mouth?
>
> @ndreaux! I am shock-ed! I expected more from you! At least say:
> "Pray, woulds't thou appreciate mine flaccid member in thine vocal orifice?"

I like to cut to the chase.

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Rev. Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon wrote:
>
> saint andreux wrote:
>
> > !**?#!#$ wrote:
> >
> > > [Some icky-bad stuff about SubGeniusdom, yada yada yada.]
>
> > > Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.
>
> > Say, how would you like my dick in your mouth?
> >
>
> @ndreaux! I am shock-ed! I expected more from you! At least say:
>
> "Pray, woulds't thou appreciate mine flaccid member in thine vocal orifice?"
>
> Pope Phred

The Voice of Reason

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> > > > [Some icky-bad stuff about SubGeniusdom, yada yada yada.]
> > > > Be sure to post your schedule of devivals. I want to be elsewhere.
> > > Say, how would you like my dick in your mouth?
> >
> > @ndreaux! I am shock-ed! I expected more from you! At least say:
> > "Pray, woulds't thou appreciate mine flaccid member in thine vocal
orifice?"
>
> I like to cut to the chase.

And I appreciate you making my point for me.

Thank-you.

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From: gggor@io.com (G. G. Gordon)
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Subject: Re: Dobbs owes some people a lot of money.
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On Mon, 6 Jul 1998 07:02:28 -0500, <s_kenner@hotmail.com>babbled
autistically

>You silly spoony bard. It is not necessary to "prove" anything. Do you
>forget that we are living in AMERICA and all that is required to will in
>court is a better legal team than the other guy has. I alone have the
>resources to shred Bob legally, and with the hunderds of millions of
>disgruntled, rabid ex-believers screaming for Bob's head on a stick (not to
>mention TRIPLE their money back) I think this will be a piece of cake.
>
>Since you are obviously part of the fraud, I have advised the legal team to
>name you chief co-conspirator. This seemed to give them a renewed sense of
>purpose since Mr. Dobbs appears to have gone into hiding.
>Don't worry too much, though. Prison is really like a big devival except
>without the drugs, music and beer. There is plenty of fornication, though
>not with women. I'm sure you will get used to your new lifestyle in ten to
>twenty years. No hard feelings, eh?
>
I guess you ARE a stupid fucking pinkbot aren't you. Come on down to
Texas and file your suit asseyes, we got laws about frivolous suits by
dumbasses and you fit both categories, now get back in your sty and
eat a litttle rotting vegetation before you end up bacon...
Sue Dobbs, jesus if you weren't so fucking stupid you'd almost be a
dumbshit!

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G. G. Gordon wrote:

> I guess you ARE a stupid fucking pinkbot aren't you. Come on down to
> Texas and file your suit asseyes, we got laws about frivolous suits by

yeah sure...right, you mean a convict in Texass can't
get away with suing the prison system for cruel
and unusual punishment for getting two jars of
Creamy Jif when he "ordered" Crunchy?

frivolous, har de har har.

> dumbasses and you fit both categories, now get back in your sty and
> eat a litttle rotting vegetation before you end up bacon...
> Sue Dobbs, jesus if you weren't so fucking stupid you'd almost be a
> dumbshit!

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On Sat, 11 Jul 1998 12:12:58 -0400, Timothy Sutter
<tsutter@geocities.com> wrote:

>G. G. Gordon wrote:
>
>> I guess you ARE a stupid fucking pinkbot aren't you. Come on down to
>> Texas and file your suit asseyes, we got laws about frivolous suits by
>
>yeah sure...right, you mean a convict in Texass can't
>get away with suing the prison system for cruel
>and unusual punishment for getting two jars of
>Creamy Jif when he "ordered" Crunchy?
>
>frivolous, har de har har.
>
>> dumbasses and you fit both categories, now get back in your sty and
>> eat a litttle rotting vegetation before you end up bacon...
>> Sue Dobbs, jesus if you weren't so fucking stupid you'd almost be a
>> dumbshit!
>
>--
> I Won't Dignify That With a Response No One
> http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/2307
> It all comes down to the Virgin and the Dynamo
A convict in prison is free to file as many suits as he
wants...doesn't mean any of them ever get as far as court, almost
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> Texas and file your suit asseyes, we got laws about frivolous suits by

What, exactly, is a frivolous suit? Does it involve lots frills at the
cuff? Flaming pink burgundy polyester? Triple breasted?

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> >> dumbasses and you fit both categories, now get back in your sty and
> >> eat a litttle rotting vegetation before you end up bacon...
> >> Sue Dobbs, jesus if you weren't so fucking stupid you'd almost be a
> >> dumbshit!
> >
> A convict in prison is free to file as many suits as he
> wants...doesn't mean any of them ever get as far as court, almost
> without exception they're thrown out during summary judgement

"Fuck'em if they can't take a joke"???

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!**?#!#$ wrote:

> > A convict in prison is free to file as many suits as he
> > wants...doesn't mean any of them ever get as far as court, almost
> > without exception they're thrown out during summary judgement

> "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke"???

I want my crunchy peanut butter.

they can't do this to me.

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G. G. Gordon wrote:

> Timothy Sutter wrote:

> >G. G. Gordon wrote:

> >> I guess you ARE a stupid fucking pinkbot aren't you. Come on down to
> >> Texas and file your suit asseyes, we got laws about frivolous suits by

> >yeah sure...right, you mean a convict in Texass can't
> >get away with suing the prison system for cruel
> >and unusual punishment for getting two jars of
> >Creamy Jif when he "ordered" Crunchy?

> >frivolous, har de har har.

> A convict in prison is free to file as many suits as he
> wants...doesn't mean any of them ever get as far as court, almost
> without exception they're thrown out during summary judgement

someone in the judicial system is having his/her time consumed.

a judge wastes at least 15 minutes.

they are taken very seriously.

as any filing must be.

and it's "frivolous."

all you have to do is fill out the proper forms.

and even convicted felons have the "right" to redress of grievances.

I love America.

it's a kwazy place.

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