The Buddha himself warned against taking his teachings at face value
without personal experience. "Bob" goes even further and calls for a
"Divine Denouncer of Dobbs" to explicitly condemn him at devivals,
although it's not clear he wanted such condemnation BROADCAST TO THE
PINKS ON FRIGGIN' NPR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD but that's for another time.
Selah.
Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean.
The concept is most important, and we see now why Dobbs was wise to call
for such harsh and perplexing doctrine. Only in this way could Normals
be stimulated to show their true nature - humorless, intolerant, and
dumber than nine chickens. Are Subgenii following the same path? That
way lies madness, and not the good kind either. The inconvenience borne
by the planners of the devival in Boston pale in comparison to the
florid exhibition of that fascist reflex never far below the skin of
American humans. When you take on the Conspiracy, you'd better be
prepared to take your lumps from time to time. As the country song goes,
"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the 14 lb. chunk of
blue ice that falls from 30,000 feet smashing into the windshield,
killing the driver and passengers instantly and spreading disease for
miles around."
Without Joe from Tallahassee, you get another devival. With Joe, you get
a Subgenius parable that will be told again and again aboard the
Pleasure Saucers for generations to come.
I've got your back on this one, Joe M-mmm-from Tallahassee. Naturally
there will be a price.
--
It Came from Unclaimed Mysteries
C. L. Smith, Maximum Director
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net/
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Subject: Re: The day "Bob" wept.
From: Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 10, 1999 1:21 AM
Message-ID: <37367AF2.34B9FD8B@mindspring.com>
Friday Jones wrote:
> You call it a parable, I call it a pain in the ass.
> I'll think I'll go visit the Xist bathrooms while THAT parable is being told.
> Speaking of which - any guesses as to what an Xist toilet will look like?
>
I'm beginning to think they'll just be big blue port-a-"Bob" boxes
sitting on cinder blocks. Xist technology, not unlike morphine, is
overrated.
--
It Came from Unclaimed Mysteries
C. L. Smith, Maximum Director
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net/
"Your idea of a donut-shaped universe intrigues me Homer; I may
have to steal it" - Stephen Hawking on the Simpsons 1999/05/09
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Subject: The Day "Bob" Wept. (insomnia remix)
From: Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, May 9, 1999 2:07 AM
Message-ID: <37353442.AB26D185@mindspring.com>
The Buddha himself warned against taking his teachings at face value
without personal experience. "Bob" goes even further and calls for a
"Divine Denouncer of Dobbs" to explicitly condemn him at devivals,
although it's not clear he wanted such condemnation BROADCAST TO THE
PINKS ON FRIGGIN' NPR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD but that's for another time.
Selah.
Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean. Calm blue ocean.
The concept is most important, and we see now why Dobbs was wise to call
for such harsh and perplexing doctrine. Only in this way could Normals
be stimulated to show their true nature - humorless, intolerant, and
dumber than nine chickens. Are Subgenii following the same path? That
way lies madness, and not the good kind either. The substantial
inconvenience borne
by the planners of the devival in Boston pales in comparison to the
florid exhibition of that fascist reflex never far below the skin of
American humans. When you take on the Conspiracy, you'd better be
prepared to take your lumps from time to time. As the country song goes,
"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the 14 lb. chunk of
blue ice that falls from 30,000 feet smashing into the windshield,
killing the driver and passengers instantly and spreading disease for
miles around."
Without Joe from Tallahassee, you get another devival. With Joe, you get
a Subgenius parable that will be told again and again aboard the
Pleasure Saucers for generations to come.
I've got your back on this one, Joe M-mmm-from Tallahassee. Naturally
there will be a price.
--
It Came from Unclaimed Mysteries
C. L. Smith, Maximum Director
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net/
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