Now, there's been a lot of hate focused against Cambridge politicians
these days, and I just want to point out that the individual politicians
aren't really to blame. People got scared because of what [papa] Joe
said on the radio, didn't understand it was a joke [and how could they?
they had no idea anyone would joke about THAT] and called their elected
officials.
The officials, of course, don't actually do things themselves, they had
their assistants research us. The assistants wanted to go home and get
high and find a piece of ass, so they just gave the site a once over
with a search engine, found about twenty pages with the word "nigger" on
them, and called it a day.
A predictable chain reaction began, ending with our fine preachers
putting the show on outside in the cold with no refreshments and no
sound system. That's what happens when you let monkeys rule.
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Subject: Re: Cambridge politicians merely cogs in the machine
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 3, 1999 3:56 PM
Message-ID: <030519991356327957%p-lil@ZubJenius.com>
In article <372CA40D.C9FBC44@home.com>, Rev. Magdalen
<magdalen@home.com> wrote:
> Now, there's been a lot of hate focused against Cambridge politicians
> these days, and I just want to point out that the individual politicians
> aren't really to blame.
That's all true, but it's kinda irrevelant, isn't it?
The Prophet Lilith
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Subject: Re: Cambridge politicians merely cogs in the machine
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, May 4, 1999 10:19 PM
Message-ID: <19990504231930.03942.00002469@ng137.aol.com>
Maybe I'm just not as forgiving as the wife of Jesus- but what do you expect?
I'm a HATE MONGER.
To me, it doesn't really matter if you just rounded up the Jews, or only
transported them in box cars, or merely guarded them in prison, or only shaved
their heads, or just injected the experimental drugs, or simply turned the gas
valve - or gave the actual orders to murder them. You still get full credit for
helping the process along.
I realize the politicos are just conspiracy cogs, but the point is, they're
STILL conspiracy.
I understand the Baptist Church provided the hall, and were gracious enough to
let us whisper loudly outside it after kicking us out 3 hours before show time
and calling the cops, but I can't feel too much sympathy for them either: They
still denied "Bob" his chance to save souls and besides, they're still
BAPTISTS. Sometimes, you just can't forgive someone's religious color
(especially pink), and the "B" word is much worse in my book than the "N" word.
(Unless of course, they're a "BN")
The ACLU was cool, but even THEY should have thrown themselves into a human
sheild to protect a Dobbsian Devival instead of going home on Friday night and
watching Television. While they got ready to party, the CON was doing the
dirty. Even the Nazis got more help from them when it came time to march in
Chicago, and their agenda only hates minorities. Ours hates ALL HUMANITY.
Where's their sense of perspective?
The only one that deserves any sympathy is Friday who invested all the time and
money on the project. If I had any idea the pinks would be so stupid (yes, they
even surprised ME) I would certainly have done things differently. Perhaps we
can do some sort of subgenius benifit elsewhere (Brushwood?) to make it up to
her.
But as far as the CON goes, FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! They think they
won this round, but all they did was deny themselves ANY MERCY come X-day. Now,
even the pink women and children will suffer for the sins of their Father's
pinkness. Like the "cool" cops who were "just doing their job" by staking us
out and running the paddy wagon, we'll "just be doing our Job for 'Bob' on
X-day". I'm sure the pinks will understand. Business is business. It's nothing
personal. We're just following orders...
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Subject: Re: Cambridge politicians merely cogs in the machine
From: temujin9@yeti.prodigy.com (Reverend Imposter Eliot)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, May 4, 1999 6:58 PM
On 5 May 1999 03:19:30 GMT, monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax) wrote:
>I realize the politicos are just conspiracy cogs, but the point is, they're
>STILL conspiracy.
Exactly. Thank you; I was planning to respond to her, but the shit
that has been cascading around me lately has made even posting to
USENET a hassle, so I'd been putting it off.
>I understand the Baptist Church provided the hall, and were gracious enough to
>let us whisper loudly outside it after kicking us out 3 hours before show time
>and calling the cops, but I can't feel too much sympathy for them either: They
>still denied "Bob" his chance to save souls and besides, they're still
>BAPTISTS. Sometimes, you just can't forgive someone's religious color
>(especially pink), and the "B" word is much worse in my book than the "N" word.
>(Unless of course, they're a "BN")
Gotta disagree with you there. They honestly tried to give us a
devival, and only backed down when they got phone threats and *no*
support from the police. They let us stay on their lawn, refunded
Friday her deposit, apologized profusely, and *asked* *us* *back*.
They are definitely followers of the True Fighting Jesus, instead of
one of the thousand false Jesii predicted in the Book.
>But as far as the CON goes, FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! They think they
>won this round, but all they did was deny themselves ANY MERCY come X-day. Now,
>even the pink women and children will suffer for the sins of their Father's
>pinkness. Like the "cool" cops who were "just doing their job" by staking us
>out and running the paddy wagon, we'll "just be doing our Job for 'Bob' on
>X-day". I'm sure the pinks will understand. Business is business. It's nothing
>personal. We're just following orders...
To do them justice, the actual cops that came out, while they *were*
"just following orders", were really nice about it. They didn't
harass us, they gave us a spotlight for our preachers, and they turned
a blind eye to large amounts of swag sales. So they don't score any
points, they don't loose any, either.
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Subject: Re: Cambridge politicians merely cogs in the machine
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, May 5, 1999 12:32 AM
In article <19990504231930.03942.00002469@ng137.aol.com>, Monsterwax
<monsterwax@aol.com> wrote:
> They think they
> won this round, but all they did was deny themselves ANY MERCY come X-day.
They did that a long time ago. Hence, in their eyes, they had nothing
to lose. Which is the problem with Pinks--they never think in terms of
what they can GAIN.
The Prophet Lilith
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Subject: Re: Cambridge politicians merely cogs in the machine
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, May 5, 1999 11:12 AM
Maybe you're right. Maybe the cops and the Baptists were more cool than I gave
them credit for. Okay, I can live with that. Come X-day, I'll vote to offer
them "Slack" and down grade their painful death to a merciful death... just
'cause I'm a nice guy who likes to return favors.
Remember, not all hate mongers are mean.
Wow. That's funny. I'm getting a kinda warm fuzzy sensation in my chest area.
Could this be the sense of satisfaction from being generous to my fellow man
that I hear so much about in Public Service Announcements? Or just the prelude
to a heart attack? (Maybe my X-ist alien larva just wants to be fed)
Whatever it is, I bet I'll feel warmer and fuzzier if the lawsuit against the
Middle East CLEANS THEM OUT and Friday makes a profit despite the best efforts
of the Pink ones.
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