MIGHTY FRIDAY JONES
SUBGENIUS PRODUCER, ARTIST, WRITER, MARTYR
High Swaggartess of Sales
"Never 'Fropped, never fried, It's good to have Friday on your side!
On her side or on her belly, Friday Jones turn your bones to JELLY!
On her belly or on her back, Friday Jones will GIVE YOU SLACK!"
-- "Ballad of Friday Jones," Stang & Wei