From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 4:06 PM
Message-ID: <8cdhv4$m4c$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
Ohh My BOB!!!! What an absolutly brilliant DokStock Devival 2000
Amsterdam. The Yeti Sex, the Drugs, the sleeping on the couch of room
804, it was a life changing experience that I'll remember for the rest
of my life. To all of you who made it:
What doesn't kill you makes you SLÄCKER!!!!
For those of you who didn't make it, next year will be BIGGER, BETTER,
MORE DRUGS AND SLACKER!!!!!
Just to give you a little lowdown on the Devival, I introduced the show
with my "Your soul is like a dead shit covered rato/oo story. This was
followed by a BLISTERING sermon by the Rev. Dr. Sternodox which
brought the house down and whipped the whole crowd (over 160 people)
up in to a shark feeding frenzy. This was followed by the Prince Igor
and the Wicked Witch, Rev. Crawford, Rev. Vel, a show stopping
performance by the Duke of Uke and of course the mighty Rev. Dr. Ivan
Stang. Then Price Igor and the Wicked Witch then came on stage and
rocked out a last set which left everyone in the crowd a screamin and a
hollerin for MORE,MORE,MORE. Unfortunatlly we had to be out of there at
1:00am sharp and that left just enough time for The Rev. Onan
Cannobite's patented farewell song.
After the show a mob of young teenage Dutch bisexuals cornered Sterno
in the dressingroom, ripped of his clothes and "stole his other dicko/oo.
Stang was mobbed by the press and the rest of us were mobbed by the
multitude of fans wanting to give us free sex and frop (and other
things which I cannot mention by law here on alt.slack).
The ones of you who don't come to Amsterdam next year, SHUT THE FUCK
UP!!!!!!!!!!
--
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/
His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
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Subject: Re: What doesn't kill me makes me Släcker! Amsterdam DokStock 2000
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 8:26 PM
Message-ID: <040420002026054058%stang@subgenius.com>
In article <8cdhv4$m4c$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, Name: PopeBlack
<popeblack@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> What doesn't kill you makes you SLÄCKER!!!!
>
> For those of you who didn't make it, next year will be BIGGER, BETTER,
> MORE DRUGS AND SLACKER!!!!!
>
THIS I VOW: NOT ONLY TO FOLLOW POPE BLACK, BUT ALSO EVEN TO EAT THE
OTHER HALF!!!
--
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MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected: PO Box 19355 Cleveland OH 44119
The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.: PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack / PRABOB
Fax: 216-738-0150
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Subject: Re: What doesn't kill me makes me Släcker! Amsterdam DokStock 2000
From: nickie@subgenius.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 7:57 AM
Message-ID: <8cf9ml$j2v$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <040420002026054058%stang@subgenius.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> THIS I VOW: NOT ONLY TO FOLLOW POPE BLACK, BUT ALSO EVEN TO EAT THE
> OTHER HALF!!!
Yes, dammit! I broke the rules! I did these things! I highly recommend
it! Now, if I could only stop this incessant laughing fit....and why are
these bats following me everywhere? Oh, well, what the hell.
-Nickie
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Subject: Re: What doesn't kill me makes me Släcker! Amsterdam DokStock 2000
From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2000 9:46 AM
Message-ID: <sternodox-0504000846020001@pm11ppp86.aristotle.net>
In article <8cf9ml$j2v$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, nickie@subgenius.com wrote:
> In article <040420002026054058%stang@subgenius.com>,
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> > THIS I VOW: NOT ONLY TO FOLLOW POPE BLACK, BUT ALSO EVEN TO EAT THE
> > OTHER HALF!!!
>
> Yes, dammit! I broke the rules! I did these things! I highly recommend
> it! Now, if I could only stop this incessant laughing fit....and why are
> these bats following me everywhere? Oh, well, what the hell.
>
> -Nickie
I followed Pope Black my VERY FIRST night in Amsterdam! And I took BOTH
HALVES AT ONCE! Like the Hell's Angels say . . .
- Sterno
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M'muh!
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