Subject: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...

From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 12:34 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R0204001234430001@news.tiac.net>

... ever since Stang left.

I wonder why?

--
Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back!
www.subgenius.com
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 4:26 AM
Message-ID: <030420000126308850%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <ohjgeso67ppq0rcunvudufn481c6qrv71j@4ax.com>, Unit 4
<UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 02 Apr 2000 23:45:02 -0700, Popess Lilith von Fraumench
> <lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote, in alt.slack:
> }
> }It's obvious to me. Stang kept us hating HIM instead of each other, and
> }a unified obsession makes for shitty prose.
> }
> }On the other hand, the same conditions induced the return of Grantland.
> }Catch-22.
>
> Hey......
>
> Stang leaves, Grantland returns.
>
> You don't suppose.......

What, you think Stang is such a great writer he can fake bad poetry?

The Prophet Lilith

--
Her Ladyship Rev. Dkr. St. Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire, Inc.
== Prophet--Stage Manager Of The EndTimes--Corrective Phrenologist ==
=!APOCALEPSY NOW! SEATTLE DEVIVAL APRIL 13 BALLARD FIREHOUSE SEATTLE=
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: mithril@iafrica.com (Grantland)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Reply-To: mithril@iafrica.com
Date: Sun, Apr 2, 2000 8:39 PM
Message-ID: <38e7e755.229349138@ct-news.iafrica.com>

Stang choked on a blasphemous rotting clown meme. Nothing to do
with me.

Grantland
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 9:54 AM
Message-ID: <030420000654522026%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <38e7e755.229349138@ct-news.iafrica.com>, Grantland
<mithril@iafrica.com> wrote:

Hmm, now that you mention it, Unit 4, I think it really IS Stang.

The Prophet Lilith

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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 5:29 PM
Message-ID: <163iesc82v2490rv5ig9phl5pbvcmefl5t@4ax.com>

No, I think he might be as bad at poetry as singing.

Have you HEARD him sing?

Last tape I had of that, the tape wrapped itself around the capstan and
committed tape suicide, and it wasn't even in the tape player at the time.
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 5:30 PM
Message-ID: <8a3iescuo6j2lhmemqqstbjd12k0sc2iet@4ax.com>

On Mon, 03 Apr 2000 00:39:46 GMT, mithril@iafrica.com (Grantland) wrote,
in alt.slack:

} Stang choked on a blasphemous rotting clown meme. Nothing to do
}with me.

Dunno. Could be.

Let me hear a "blasphemous rotting clown meme."
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (Mshotz)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 6:46 PM
Message-ID: <20000403184626.03005.00001020@ng-cb1.aol.com>

We should have a Kereoke contest with Stang and William Shatner.

It will be a gret test of your inner strength. It would either kill you or make
you stronger!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

I just got a phone call from your Proctologist, He found your head!
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2000 9:55 PM
Message-ID: <2miieso4mmpl6rgmnsl6qdr2o4e99or6qk@megaHAL>

# 30 on today's alt.slack hit parade is kevbob and F.O.A.D.A. doing their
rendition of :

>
>"i don't want to start any blasphemous rotting clown meme's,
>but i think that god is a dead mime."

"slack is everywhere,
there are blasphemous rotting clown memes on the windscreen. "

wait, isn't blasphemous a potty-mouthed, saturday morning cartoon rodent
superhero ?

--
SubGenius Spice
www.distributed.net
moo.
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 12:09 AM
Message-ID: <6mqiesgk1s9q246hq6tpv4j7pgfmtami22@4ax.com>

On Tue, 04 Apr 2000 01:56:20 GMT, SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com>
wrote, in alt.slack:

}# 37 on today's alt.slack hit parade is Unit 4 and Cabal Network Security
}doing their rendition of :
}
}>On Mon, 03 Apr 2000 01:26:30 -0700, Popess Lilith von Fraumench
}><lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote, in alt.slack:
}>
}>}In article <ohjgeso67ppq0rcunvudufn481c6qrv71j@4ax.com>, Unit 4
}>}<UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote:
}>
}>Last tape I had of that, the tape wrapped itself around the capstan and
}>committed tape suicide, and it wasn't even in the tape player at the time.
}
}but what does it sound like backwards ??

Something not dying fast enough.

Backwards.
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 4:29 AM
Message-ID: <040420000129502954%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <8siies49647h3puihcb1jf6mtbvhvpamav@megaHAL>, SubGenius
Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com> wrote:

> >Last tape I had of that, the tape wrapped itself around the capstan and
> >committed tape suicide, and it wasn't even in the tape player at the time.
>
> but what does it sound like backwards ??

BETTER.

The Prophet Lilith

--
Her Ladyship Rev. Dkr. St. Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire, Inc.
== Prophet--Stage Manager Of The EndTimes--Corrective Phrenologist ==
=!APOCALEPSY NOW! SEATTLE DEVIVAL APRIL 13 BALLARD FIREHOUSE SEATTLE=
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Subject: Re: Alt.Slack Sure Has Improved ...
From: jimvan@gate.net (Jim Vandewalker)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Tue, Apr 4, 2000 2:06 PM
Message-ID: <38ea2f08.16982881@news.newsguy.com>

On Mon, 03 Apr 2000 17:30:47 -0400, Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com> wrote:

>
>Let me hear a "blasphemous rotting clown meme."
>
Hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

--
Jim the Dead Guy

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