Actual Sequence of Events

Wednesday June 28

CAR REPAIR, FLOODING AND DELAYED FLIGHTS DAY
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Thursday, June 29

INITIAL RECOVERY AND DEGENERATION DAY

Wandering, Doktoring, Swimming, Drifting, Sinking,
etc.

Night: Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In

Wotan Jams, Doktoring, some Bulldada Auction
Spontaneous Preaching, some Ask Dr. Howl

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Friday, June 30

Morning: Recovery from Thursday, breakfast in Sherman

Dressing "Bob" and stage

Stang, Dr. Howll, Lonesome Cowboy Dave in LIVE HOUR OF SLACK yak
(Subjects: Yetis and the Bible, Rock vs. Brain, Squids, Rush Limbaugh's Viagra, Pity the Buttless and the Half-Cheeked, the new SubG book, Jack T. Chick and Demons, Largest Dinosaurs, Early Man, Indignities of Aging, Aboard the Saucers, "If You Have No Pants," History of the Cosmos, Human vs. Machine, Superman's Problems)

Modemac reads the Orgy Rules

Bulldada Auction start -- "Bob Son of Battle" auctioned; Hal auctions Dragons of Eden

LONESOME COWBOY DAVE and THE DETARDOS Jam
(LC Dave, Princess Wei, Senator Spec, Rev. Angry Larry, Rev. Phil)
Songs:
Stop Abusin' that Substance Abuser
War is Good
Shittin' Blues by Leonard the Committed, guest vocalist
The President's On the Phone
"For Those of You"
Beat Me to a Pulpit
SubGenius Anthem
EFG Jam
Masked "Bob" Jam
Gimme Shelter Jam
"Bob"-Rapin' Jam

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Saturday, July 1

2 p.m. BOBTISM in Pool

3 p.m. SubGenius Microbrewerey Beer Tasting -- Quijibo Cartel
New QUIJIBO unveiled

5 p.m. PAJAMA/ROBOT BALL(s)
DJ Shaver plays bulldada dance tunes
Leonard the Committed reads Bedtime Story
Contest finalists include Ballsaco Libre, Popess Pantiara, Sister Decadence,
Spazz Dancing

8 p.m. THE BILLY NAYER SHOW
(anybody have the set list?)

9 p.m. THE BEST IDEA EVER

10 p.m. THE AMINO ACIDS Go-Go Show
featuring "Bob"-raping, Stang-raping

DR. HAL & Princess Wei sing new Hymn, "X-DAY IS HERE"

Ranting:
REV. CARTER LEBLANC
REV. ALEX THOMPSON
REV. PEE KITTY
PRIESTESS PISCES
DJ SHAVER
REV. BRAINLEAK(?)
POPESS PANTIARA
St. BUCKY
UnNamed Guy (tape runs out)

Rev. Dennis Murphy, Discordian drumming in Roundhouse; Cult of the Living Bull initiation
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Sunday, July 2

Recovery from Saturday
Torrential rains
Rev. V and Ennie's PANCAKE BREAKFAST

2 p.m. LIVE HOUR OF SLACK with Dr. Howl
SubGenius International Adult Film and Video Awards
Hal reads Nenslo X-Day poem
Hal sings "X-DAY IS HERE" solo
Stang's Dumbness Rant
Signing Off for 20 More Minutes

4 pm SUBGENIUS WORLD CHILI COOK-OFF

Razna, Brainard, others decorate campground, people with pages of new SubG book

DJ SHAVER SHOW
Various BadSong
Donut Communion
Story Book
Jesus & Satan song
Sock Monkey Movie Classics
Monkey vs. Robot

Wotan Jam:
5 FISTED TAILS OF CONNIE:
Rev. CARTER LE BLANC, PRIESTESS PISCES ranting, singing ("Isn't it about time you...")
Pisces-Stang "comedy routine"
PISCES composes 8 new Bobsongs while band jams: Coming Over, Come Down, Bah Bah Pink Sheep, Get Me Off, Slack Orgasm, others
DJ Shaver special "Wild Thing" and "Louie Louie"
Pisces leads rant-song "TWO WORDS" featuring practically every SubGenius in the audience (Scalpod rants at length (?)

SubGenius World Championship PYROFLATULATION BOUTS

Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In -- Vincent Price night

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Monday, July 3

1 p.m. to ?? SubGenius Movie Shows in The Studio
New videos: "BOBMATICS" and "8X-DAY"

ASK DR. HAL
Plus misc. X-Day rants by Stang

SHORT DURATION MARRIAGE -- Rev. Angry Larry presiding

IVAN STANG sermon

THE 2006 BOBBIE AWARDS

BULLDADA AUCTION
DJ Shaver, Modemac, Dr. Hal
"Grass" DVD, "Why a Goat" shirts fetch big prices for Magdalen

9:30 PM: The Slacrifices & IKON BURNING
Judge Punch Memorial BOOK BURNING and Punching-Bag Disfigurement

NOT A RAVE - Rev. Two Beans, DJ
ZOMBIE ATTACK

Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In: AMERICAN ASTRONAUT

SubGenius Midnight Slip-n'-Slide

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Tuesday, July 4
SLACK OFF DAY
THE OEPENING OF THE PORTAL

Contant attention to NASA space news of the collision on Jupiter of the
Great Red Spot and "Red, Jr." -- the OPENING OF THE GATEWAY by which
The Xists can gain entrance to this Universe!

2001 screening with narration by Modemac (Studio)

THE LAST POT LUCK SUPPER

TapHouse Camp: Nerf Weapon competitions

Dr. Dark's Badfilm Drive-In: Island of Lost Souls, Island of Dr. Moreau

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Wednesday, July 5

7:00 a.m. THE RUPTURE drill

Noon: False UFO test flight, New York Clench

Sleeping, stage undressing

Night: Final Brushwood Gut Blow-Out (Frop-Dec Camp)
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Thursday, July 6

Last SubGenii leave