WE ARE DISPLEASED, by X-ist SubCommander Apricot

From: Unclaimed Mysteries
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 7, 2006 12:45 PM

MESSAGE: We had a deal. We had a leader for Earth Farm chosen. He was to
be called by the Earth name of little Mr. Apricot, and was to stuporvise
the liquidation of the planet. He gave the Sublime Salute of Authority
upon his coronation, and the stupid humans dethroned him. We cannot
allow Earth Farm to merely lay fallow wihout Our People in charge. So
"Bob," wherever you are, tell your people, NO ESCAPE VESSELS FOR YOU
until we are made good. You claim to tremble at the thought of the Space
Bankers, but they are nothing compared to our Deep Space Litigation Team
of Wing-ed Super Yaca-Lawyers. They eat asteroids for lunch and would
like nothing better than a snack of SubGeniuses to "cleanse the palate."

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It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

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