4. XDay Event Suggestion (SubGenius Trick or Treat)

From: "Professor Pressure" <steveg@<DamnManNoSpam>moreslack.com>
Date: Tue, May 31, 2005 8:21 AM

Xday for me has always been kind of one of those all-in-one holidays. One holiday that it always evoked for me is Halloween. This got me thinking, why not have a SubGenius Trick or Treat? My idea for how this would work would be that anybody who wants to participate would bring various cool little trinkets, candy, small odd things, edibles, etc. SubG's would then go around and essentially exchange these items with everyone else, giving away items that they've brought or items that they've received to the other participants. The idea is that when everything is said and done, the
participating Sub would have a bag full of wonders that was completely different from what they came with (unless, of course they brought something so shitty that people kept giving it back to them)

Cheers!

Pressure

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From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@ 37.com>

Do these giveaways include DISEASES?

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From: "Kevin Cunningham" <smskjd@ mindspring.com>

Especially diseases. Personally I would give a kick in the ass.

Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta

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From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@ 37.com>

Well how about we all play "Trigger Treat"? We shoot at each other with
guns that may have blanks or REAL BULLETS in 'em. Which is the trick &
which is the treat depends on the state of mind of the recipient.

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From: nikolai kingsley <sheramil@ invalid.alphalink.com.au>

>
> Especially diseases. Personally I would give a kick in the ass.

i'd give a shit.

actually, no, i wouldn't give a shit.

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From: Two Beans <twobeans@ godhatesyou.com>

>why not have a SubGenius Trick or Treat?

"Hello, little girl. What a NICE COSTUME you have on! Why don't you
follow me into my tent so I can give you a big juicy 'candied apple'?"

-2B

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From: Eddie Vroom <glassgnost@nospam.sbcglobal.net>

> why not have a SubGenius Trick or Treat?

It's called "Don't Drink the Kool-Ade (nudge, nudge -- wink, wink)".

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

Not enough STABBING involved. Needs more STABBING.

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From: "Professor Pressure" <steveg@<DamnManNoSpam>moreslack.com>

I agree to the very core of my being with this post. It wouldn't happen
though because people wouldn't be able to do it from behind the safety of
their keyboards.

Pressure

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From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@37.com>

How about if we BRING keyboards to XDay with handles on the bottom, so
people could use them like Roman shields as they hack at each other
with kitchen knives?

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From: HellPope Huey <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net>

Professor Pressure <steveg@ wrote:

> I agree to the very core of my being with this post. It wouldn't happen
> though because people wouldn't be able to do it from behind the safety of
> their keyboards.

That fact defines over 80% of all internecine Church clashes. Not one
in TEN of you fuckers could look ME in the eye and say it to my FACE,
you yellow red bastards.

--

HellPope Huey
I know it all, but can neither collate it
nor afford enough SmartCards to hold it

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From: "Doktor Dark" <drdark@37.com>

Look me up at XDay this year. I will stand eye to eye with you and say
the word "it".

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

It's true. Huey once let me cut his hair with a flamethrower (true
story).
Huey is entirely too stupid to know fear.

I know I wouldn't have trusted me with that flamethrower. I ain't right
in the haid.

--

Legume
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"The best political weapon is the weapon of terror. Cruelty commands
respect. Men may hate us. But, we don't ask for their love; only for
their fear."
- Heinrich Himmler

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From: HellPope Huey <HellPopeHuey@BOOM.net>

It IS a true story, if you call a lighter and a can of Right Guard a
flame thrower. I know fear, of course, but Dobbs MADE me take that risk
to show my faith. He sure laughs a lot when you show your faith.

> I know I wouldn't have trusted me with that flamethrower. I ain't right
> in the haid.

Its okay, I wouldna been hurt. I'm fire-retarded.

--

HellPope Huey
Life is simpler
when you plow *around* the neck-stump.

"I don't feel old.
In fact I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap."
- Bob Hope

"No one loves you because
you're tiny and made of meat."
- "Futurama"

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From: nikolai kingsley <sheramil@invalid.alphalink.com.au>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

>>Not enough STABBING involved. Needs more STABBING.
>
> I agree to the very core of my being with this post. It wouldn't happen
> though because people wouldn't be able to do it from behind the safety of
> their keyboards.

(almost proudly) that's why i'm a guitarist.